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-{{Coming Soon}}
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-|DVD = Lost at Sea=[[March 4]], [[2003]]<br>The Complete 1st Season=[[October 28]], [[2003]]
+|DVD = Lost at Sea={{Time|March 4}}, {{Time|2003}}<br>The Complete 1st Season={{Time|October 28}}, {{Time|2003}}
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-==Transcript==
+{{L|Narrator|Bikini Bottom's 7 Life Strategies are here! Act now and you can put into practice these crucial techniques for spongier, squarer, and more absorbent living! Number 1: "Setting Boundaries."}}
-Narrator: Bikini Bottom's seven life strageties are here, act now and you can learn from these crucial techniecs for spongier, squarer,and absorbent living.
+{{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}}
+{{L|Patrick|Don't touch me, I'm sterile!}}
-Narrator: Step 1 Stting boundaries (plays scenes from the show)
+{{L|SpongeBob|I can't play with you anymore! I just can't take the games!}}
+{{L|Squidward|Be quiet, SpongeBob!}}
-Narrator: Step 2 Reverance (plays scenes from episodes)
+{{L|Narrator|Number 2: "Reverence."}}
+{{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}}
-Narraor: Step 3 Self-estem (plays scenes)
+{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, a golden spatula! ''[in another episode]'' Ta-da! A perfect patty. ''[in another episode]'' You delicate little Krabby Patty. With your tasty, juicy, scrumptious, warm, steamy goodness.}}
+{{L|Narrator|Number 3: "Self-Esteem."}}
-Narrator: Step 4 Affimation (plays scenes)
+{{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Do you know how lucky you are to have a friend like me?}}
-Narrator: Step 5 Gratitude (plays scenes)
+{{L|Patrick|And they said I'd never make anything out of myself.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I am confident in my ability to successfully succeed. ''[in another episode]'' I is 100% ma-male.}}
-Narrator: Step 6
+{{L|Sandy|I'm hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Let an old pro show you how to do it.}}
-Narrator: Step 7 Compassion (plays scenes)
+{{L|Narrator|Number 4: "Affirmations."}}
+{{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}}
-Narrator: With these seven life strategies you'll be living squarer,spongier,yellower,and
+{{L|SpongeBob|I...am a man!}}
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+{{L|Patrick|The dirty therapy seems to be working just fine.}}
+{{L|Plankton|Everything works out.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Well, a sponge has to look his spongiest.}}
+{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
+{{L|Narrator|Number 5: "Gratitude."}}
+{{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|The customer is always right.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|You taught me a valuable lesson.}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nickel buddy, I'll never spend you!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Haven't you ever had a very special friend?}}
+{{L|Narrator|Number 6: "Coping Skills."}}
+{{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, barnacles!}}
+{{L|''[Plankton laughs. SpongeBob separates into seven smaller SpongeBob's, who all run away and then join back together, except for one, which SpongeBob catches and places in an open space on his backside.]''}}
+{{L|Narrator|Number 7: "Compassion."}}
+{{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}}
+{{L|Plankton|You weak-minded fool!}}
+{{L|Mr. Krabs|Or I'll feel your life with misery and woe.}}
+{{L|Plankton|''[through SpongeBob]'' Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Pfft!}}
+{{L|Narrator|With these 7 life strategies, you'll be sponge-errific, sponge-tastic, sponge-elicious even. But when in doubt, remember the SpongeBob Mantra: "I'm ready! I'm ready!" Good, now you're ready to living squarer, yellower, and spongier everyday! Repeat after SpongeBob: "I'm ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready!"}}