Bikini Bottom's 7 Life Strategies/transcript: Difference between revisions
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|title = Bikini Bottom's 7 Life Strategies | |title = Bikini Bottom's 7 Life Strategies | ||
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|DVD = Lost at Sea={{Time|March 4}}, {{Time|2003}}<br>The Complete 1st Season={{Time|October 28}}, {{Time|2003}} | |DVD = Lost at Sea={{Time|March 4}}, {{Time|2003}}<br>The Complete 1st Season={{Time|October 28}}, {{Time|2003}} | ||
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{{L|Narrator|Bikini Bottom's 7 Life Strategies are here! Act now and you can put into practice these crucial techniques for spongier, squarer, and more absorbent living! Number 1: "Setting | {{L|Narrator|Bikini Bottom's 7 Life Strategies are here! Act now and you can put into practice these crucial techniques for spongier, squarer, and more absorbent living! Number 1: "Setting Boundaries."}} | ||
{{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}} | {{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}} | ||
{{L|Patrick|Don't touch me, I'm sterile!}} | {{L|Patrick|Don't touch me, I'm sterile!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I can't play with you anymore! I just can't take the games!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I can't play with you anymore! I just can't take the games!}} | ||
{{L|Squidward|Be quiet, SpongeBob!}} | {{L|Squidward|Be quiet, SpongeBob!}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|Number 2: "Reverence"}} | {{L|Narrator|Number 2: "Reverence."}} | ||
{{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}} | {{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, a golden spatula! ''[in another episode]'' Ta-da! A perfect patty. ''[in another episode]'' You delicate little Krabby Patty. With your tasty, juicy, scrumptious, warm, steamy goodness.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Wow, a golden spatula! ''[in another episode]'' Ta-da! A perfect patty. ''[in another episode]'' You delicate little Krabby Patty. With your tasty, juicy, scrumptious, warm, steamy goodness.}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|Number 3: "Self- | {{L|Narrator|Number 3: "Self-Esteem."}} | ||
{{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}} | {{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Do you know how lucky you are to have a friend like me?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Do you know how lucky you are to have a friend like me?}} | ||
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{{L|Sandy|I'm hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage!}} | {{L|Sandy|I'm hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Let an old pro show you how to do it.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Let an old pro show you how to do it.}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|Number 4: " | {{L|Narrator|Number 4: "Affirmations."}} | ||
{{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}} | {{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I...am a man!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I...am a man!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Well, a sponge has to look his spongiest.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Well, a sponge has to look his spongiest.}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|Number 5: "Gratitude"}} | {{L|Narrator|Number 5: "Gratitude."}} | ||
{{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}} | {{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}} | ||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The customer is always right.}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|The customer is always right.}} | ||
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{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nickel buddy, I'll never spend you!}} | {{L|Mr. Krabs|Nickel buddy, I'll never spend you!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Haven't you ever had a very special friend?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Haven't you ever had a very special friend?}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|Number 6: "Coping Skills"}} | {{L|Narrator|Number 6: "Coping Skills."}} | ||
{{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}} | {{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, barnacles!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Oh, barnacles!}} | ||
{{L|''[Plankton laughs. SpongeBob separates into seven smaller SpongeBob's, who all run away and then join back together, except for one, which SpongeBob catches and places in an open space on his backside.]''}} | {{L|''[Plankton laughs. SpongeBob separates into seven smaller SpongeBob's, who all run away and then join back together, except for one, which SpongeBob catches and places in an open space on his backside.]''}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|Number 7: "Compassion"}} | {{L|Narrator|Number 7: "Compassion."}} | ||
{{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}} | {{L|''[Scenes from various episodes play.]''}} | ||
{{L|Plankton|You weak-minded fool!}} | {{L|Plankton|You weak-minded fool!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Pfft!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Pfft!}} | ||
{{L|Narrator|With these 7 life strategies, you'll be sponge-errific, sponge-tastic, sponge-elicious even. But when in doubt, remember the SpongeBob Mantra: "I'm ready! I'm ready!" Good, now you're ready to living squarer, yellower, and spongier everyday! Repeat after SpongeBob: "I'm ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready!"}} | {{L|Narrator|With these 7 life strategies, you'll be sponge-errific, sponge-tastic, sponge-elicious even. But when in doubt, remember the SpongeBob Mantra: "I'm ready! I'm ready!" Good, now you're ready to living squarer, yellower, and spongier everyday! Repeat after SpongeBob: "I'm ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready!"}} | ||
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