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This article is a '''transcript of segments''' that aired during the '''[[Best Day Ever marathon|''Best Day Ever'' marathon]]''', which aired on {{Time|November 9}} and {{Time|November 10|10}}, {{Time|2006}}. | This article is a '''transcript of segments''' that aired during the '''[[Best Day Ever marathon|''Best Day Ever'' marathon]]''', which aired on {{Time|November 9}} and {{Time|November 10|10}}, {{Time|2006}}. | ||
{{L|Patchy the Pirate|Oh! Ahoy there! I'm Patchy the Pirate, and I'm welcoming you to the Best Day Ever! For the next 24 hours, we are gonna be counting down the 100 greatest episodes of SpongeBob, that ''you'' voted for, on Nick.com/BestDayEver! And at the end of the countdown, we will bring a brand new SpongeBob episode called, you guessed it, SpongeBob's Best Day Ever! Followed by the network premiere of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie | {{L|Patchy the Pirate|Oh! Ahoy there! I'm Patchy the Pirate, and I'm welcoming you to the Best Day Ever! For the next 24 hours, we are gonna be counting down the 100 greatest episodes of SpongeBob, that ''you'' voted for, on Nick.com/BestDayEver! And at the end of the countdown, we will bring a brand new SpongeBob episode called, you guessed it, [[Best Day Ever|SpongeBob's Best Day Ever]]! Followed by the network premiere of [[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]] at 8. There's Plankton, Neptune's Crown, the future of Bikini Bottom, and David Hasselhoff baby! The perfect way to end a perfect day! And to celebrate, I'm taking me to beautiful New York City! The best day ever, in the best city ever! It will be, off the hook! ''[laughs]'' Let's get this countdown started! Here's your episode Number 100, called '''[[Procrastination]]'''! That's the one, where SpongeBob has his crazy dream, and his clothes talk to him and help him finish a writing assignment- oh, just watch!}} | ||
==Number 98== | |||
'''Patchy:''' Hi, I'm Patchy the- Oooh! Look who's here! It's Captain Herschel Magillicutty, he's the captain of the whole circle line! You got any great sea stories? | |||
'''Herschel:''' Oh, once I had an allergic reaction to shellfish. | |||
'''Patchy:''' Oooh! | |||
'''Herschel:''' My got really puffy. | |||
'''Patchy:''' Oooh! Puffy-eyed, that's riveting! Here's your pick for number 98, '''[[Clams]]'''! Watch Mr. Krabs go head-to-head with a giant clam! How puffy did it get? Which one? ''[Herschel points to his right eye]'' That one, yeah. | |||
==Number 97== | |||
'''Patchy:''' I thought it should be my best day ever, too. So, I have a full calander ahead. I'm gonna pamper myself, work out, have a haircut, paint, catch up on my knitting- Did I say "knitting", I mean swimming, I'm gonna swim with sharks. Yeah, that's cooler. Extreme! Yeah, swimming not knitting. Okay, back to the countdown. | |||
'''Voice-Over:''' At 97, you chose '''[[Tea at the Treedome]]'''. | |||
==Number 96== | |||
'''VO:''' You're watching the Best Day Ever. 24 hours of SpongeBob. Here's your number 96 pick in the countdown, '''[[Sailor Mouth]]'''. | |||
==Number 95== | |||
'''Patchy:''' Patchy here! Just using my compass to navigate the open seas. I don't know. Anyways, here's your pick for number 95, '''[[Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost]]'''. | |||
==Number 94== | |||
'''VO:''' It's the Best Day Ever! All SpongeBob all the time. Here's your number 94 pick in the countdown, '''[[Welcome to the Chum Bucket]]'''. | |||
==Number 93== | |||
'''Patchy:''' Patchy here, reminding you that in just about 22 hours, there's an all-new SpongeBob called... what else, SpongeBob's Best Day Ever! And the network premiere of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. Oh, it's a good one, Mr. Krabs is framed, King Neptune's crown is stolen, and SpongeBob and Patrick have to save the day! Let me tell you, there's a lot more SpongeBob coming your way! But first, how's about we recap the countdown so far? Take it away, Charlie! | |||
'''Charlie:''' Number 100: '''Procrastination''', 99: '''Hall Monitor''', 98: '''Clams''', number 97: '''Tea at the Treedome''', 96: '''Sailor Mouth''', 95: '''Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost''', and at 94: '''Welcome to the Chum Bucket'''. | |||
'''Patchy:''' You're all caught up! Perfect timing, too, because the countdown is picking up steam. Here's the SpongeBob episode ranked 93, Working Pearl {'''[[Bossy Boots]]'''}. Mr. Krabs' daughter Pearl makes a mess of The Krusty Krab! | |||
==Number 92== | |||
'''Charlie:''' The Top 100 Countdown rolls on in SpongeBob's Best Day Ever. At number 92, you chose '''[[Wet Painters]]'''. | |||
==Number 91== | |||
'''Patchy:''' We're just a mere 21 and a half hours away from the network premieres of SpongeBob's Best Day Ever and The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie! To celebrate, we're gonna drop that giant Bob from way above! It'll be like January 1st, except in November. Here's pick number 91, '''[[My Pretty Seahorse]]'''. Awww. | |||
==Number 90== | |||
'''Patchy:''' One way for a pirate to pass the time is by playing chess. Of course, the only person I have to play with is Teddy here. ''[cuts to a teddy bear with an eye patch sitting in a chair next to Patchy]'' He usually lets me win. ''[looks at chess board]'' Hey, I'm at checkmate! Showing off again, Teddy?! Plegh! Good game. Back to the countdown! At number 90, you picked '''[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV|Mermaid Man IV]]'''. That's the one where SpongeBob accidentally shrinks everyone. Hahaha. ''[looks back at Teddy]'' I saw that, Teddy. | |||
==Number 89== | |||
'''Charlie:''' No time to come up for air, it's SpongeBob's Best Day Ever! Here's your number 89 pick in the countdown, '''[[Rock-a-Bye Bivalve]]'''. | |||
==Number 88== | |||
'''Patchy:''' ''[sighs]'' I like to spend me nights at sea just staring up at the stars. Oooh, she's my favorite. Jessica Alba. She's a scuba diver! Oh, it's meant to be! A gal of the seas. Anyhow, here's your number 88 pick in the Top 100 Countdown, '''[[Squid on Strike]]'''. I wonder if Jessica likes that one. | |||
==Number 87== | |||
'''Patchy:''' Dear diary, my best day ever has been amazing so far. I even overcame my intense childhood fear of seahorses. ''[looks at pen]'' Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Baby steps Patchy, baby steps. Here's the SpongeBob episode you ranked number 87, '''[[Home Sweet Pineapple]]'''. Who put that seahorse there?! ''[starts crying]'' | |||
==Number 86== | |||
'''Charlie:''' It's SpongeBob's Best Day Ever. | |||
'''SpongeBob {footage from Dying for Pie}:''' Do you love it?! | |||
'''Charlie:''' Here's your number 86 pick in the countdown, '''[[Squirrel Jokes]]'''. | |||
==Number 85== | |||
'''Patchy:''' Ah, nothing more perfect than a night at sea. What's that, Teddy? Yeah, maybe a night at sea with Halle Berry. Halle, call me. Okay, at the end of our Top 100 Countdown, we're gonna give you even more SpongeBob! There's a new episode of SpongeBob called SpongeBob's Best Day Ever, followed by the network premiere of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. Plankton has stolen King Neptune's crown, and SpongeBob and Patrick have to get it back. Hope you got a comfy chair and lots of popcorn, here's a recap of the countdown. Biff! | |||
'''Biff:''' Number 93: Working Pearl {'''Bossy Boots'''}, 92: '''Wet Painters''', 91: '''My Pretty Seahorse''', 90: '''Mermaid Man IV''', number 89: '''Rock-a-Bye Bivalve''', 88: '''Squid on Strike''', 87: '''Home Sweet Pineapple''', and at number 86: '''Squirrel Jokes'''. | |||
'''Patchy:''' There's over 20 hours left in our marathon, and I am staying up all night. I got hot cocoa, I got a book, I got my cookies, nothing can stop me. I am WIDE AWAKE! ''[1 minute later; Patchy is fast asleep]'' | |||
'''Biff:''' Looks like Patchy's gonna miss your number 85 pick, '''[[Shell of a Man]]'''. | |||
==Number 84== | |||
'''Biff:''' Ah, Patchy. Sleeping like a baby. But he might want to take that hook out of his mouth. Here's your number 84 pick in the countdown, '''[[Fools in April]]'''. | |||
==Number 83== | |||
'''Biff:''' While Patchy's sleeping, ''[Patchy yawns and rolls over]'' here's your number 83 pick, '''[[Krusty Love]]'''. | |||
==Number 82== | |||
'''Biff:''' While Patchy catches some z's, catch your pick for number 82 in the countdown, '''[[Mrs. Puff, You're Fired]]'''. | |||
==Number 81== | |||
'''Biff:''' Why sleep when you can watch SpongeBob's Best Day Ever. Here's your number 81 pick in the countdown, '''[[Dumped]]'''. | |||
==Number 80== | |||
'''Biff:''' While Patchy's sleeping, here's your pick for number 80, '''[[Bubblestand]]'''. | |||
==Number 79== | |||
'''Biff:''' I see you're still up. Good. SpongeBob's Best Day Ever continues with number 79 in the countdown, '''[[Rock Bottom]]'''. | |||
==Number 78== | |||
'''Biff:''' Pulling an all-nighter, eh? Here's more of SpongeBob's Best Day Ever. It's your pick for episode number 78, '''[[SquidBob TentaclePants]]'''. | |||
==Number 77== | |||
'''Biff:''' Sleep's overrated. Wouldn't you rather watch SpongeBob? Here's your choice for number 77 in the countdown, '''[[Imitation Krabs]]'''. | |||
==Number 76== | |||
'''Biff:''' While Patchy's sleeping, here's your choice for number 76 in the countdown, '''[[Nasty Patty|The Nasty Patty]]'''. | |||
==Number 61== | ==Number 61== | ||
{{L|Patchy|Ewa, aww, aaa, I'm aa, I'm aa, just | {{L|Patchy|Ewa, aww, aaa, I'm aa, I'm aa, just resting me eye, not sleeping, ahhh... Yeah, sure, Top 100 countdown... brand new episode, Best Day Ever, right... SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, 8 pm... ahhh, Neptune, Mr. Krabs in trouble, David Hasselhoff, yeah! Ahhh... Eeeeeew, that last SpongeBob we get saw was great, huh, I loved it! This is when he did the thing, when he went "oooooooohh", a.... Next, it's your number... 61, pick in the countdown, '''[[Suds]]'''! That's the one, when SpongeBob becomes a sniffling, sneezing ''[starts snoozing]'' ...bubble maker... Maybe that's one a good one. ''[snoozing]''}} | ||
==Number 56== | |||
'''Patchy:''' [''sleepily]'' Need to use the bathroom. ''[stands up, starts sleepwalking]'' That sound of the ocean's not helping. Too tired to open me one eye. Wish I could wake- ''[crashes into something offscreen]'' Ow! | |||
'''Biff:''' Now here's '''[[Hooky]]''' at number 56 in the Top 100 Countdown picked by you. | |||
'''Patchy:''' I'm alright, I'm alright! | |||
==Number 55== | |||
'''Biff:''' Sleep's overrated. Wouldn't you rather watch SpongeBob? Here's your choice for number 55 in the countdown, '''[[New Student Starfish]]'''. | |||
==Number 54== | |||
'''Biff:''' In some parts of the world, it's the middle of the day. See, don't you feel better? Here's your number 54 pick, '''[[Opposite Day]]'''. | |||
==Number 53== | |||
'''Biff:''' While Patchy's sleeping, ''[Patchy snoring]'' here's your number 53 pick in the countdown, '''[[Enemy In-Law]]'''. | |||
==Number 52== | |||
'''Biff:''' Why sleep when you can watch SpongeBob's Best Day Ever. Here's your number 52 pick in the countdown, '''[[Dying for Pie]]'''. | |||
==Number 51== | |||
'''Biff:''' Can we get him to stop snoring? Maybe poke him or something? ''[continues to snore]'' Here's your number 51 pick in the countdown, '''[[SpongeBob Meets the Strangler]]'''. | |||
==Number 50== | |||
'''Biff:''' While Patchy catches some Z's, catch your pick for number 50 in the countdown, '''[[I Had an Accident]]'''. | |||
==Number 47== | |||
'''Biff:''' Sleep well, Patchy. In the morning, you're walking the plank. ''[Patchy wakes up]'' | |||
'''Patchy:''' Huh? What? Walking the... eh. ''[falls back asleep]'' | |||
'''Biff:''' Just kidding. Here's your number 47 pick, '''[[Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm]]'''. | |||
==Number 46== | |||
'''Biff:''' While Patchy catches some Z's, catch your pick for number 46 in the countdown, '''[[The Paper]]'''. | |||
==Number 41== | |||
'''Patchy:''' You know, I always start my day with a delicious and nutritious breakfast. Come on, Teddy you're not eating your flakes. Eat them! Well at least drink your juice. You don't want to get scurvy. Ah, bears. On with the countdown! Here's your number 41 pick, '''[[I Was a Teenage Gary]]'''. Watch SpongeBob turn into a snail! | |||
==Number 38== | |||
'''Patchy:''' We're counting down 24 hours of YOUR top 100 SpongeBob episodes. And remember, at the end of the countdown, it's the premiere of a brand new SpongeBob: SpongeBob's Best Day Ever! An episode so hip, it's got its own theme song. Here's the Spongebob episode you ranked number 38, '''[[Band Geeks]]'''. | |||
==Number 37== | |||
'''Biff:''' Full speed ahead! It's SpongeBob's Best Day Ever on Nick. Time for your number 37 pick in the countdown, '''[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy]]'''. | |||
==Number 36== | |||
'''Patchy:''' You know, today is gonna be jam packed! I got me big party tonight, the rest of the countdown, a brand new episode of SpongeBob called SpongeBob's Best Day Ever, and the network premiere of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie at 8, where the very future of Bikini Bottom is at stake. ''[gasps]'' So, to clear me noggin, I'm gonna do some pirate yoga. Where I get in me zone and become one with the universe. Here's a little recap of the countdown. Take it away, Seymour. | |||
'''Seymour:''' Number 42: '''Neptune's Spatula''', 41: '''I Was a Teenage Gary''', 40: '''Jellyfishing''', 39: '''Once Bitten''', 38: '''Band Geeks''', and at number 37: '''Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy'''. | |||
'''Patchy:''' ''[meditating]'' Argh. Oh! Sorry. Just harnessing my singing. Anyway, back to the countdown! Here's '''[[Employee of the Month]]''' at number 36. Picked by you at Nick.com/BestDayEver. | |||
==Number 34== | |||
'''Biff:''' No time to come up for air, it's SpongeBob's Best Day Ever! Here's your number 34 pick in the countdown, '''[[Survival of the Idiots]]'''. Only on Nick. | |||
==Number 33== | |||
'''Patchy:''' Argh. Okay, I'm yoga'd out. I'm gonna cool down with some sit-ups. Here we go! ''[Patchy gets in sit-up position]'' One! Two! Hundred! 200, perfect! Whoo! That was invigorating. Here's '''[[No Free Rides]]''', picked by you as number 33 on the Best Day Ever. That was my sit-ups, now to some lay-downs. ''[lays down]'' One. Good. | |||
==Number 32== | |||
'''Patchy:''' Remember, at the end of our countdown, it's an all-new SpongeBob called SpongeBob's Best Day Ever. Followed by the network premiere of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie at 8. It's your chance to see screen legend David Hasselhoff. Okay, time for me morning stretch. ''[Patchy bends down]'' And now, up. ''[back cracks]'' Ah! Oh, right in the back. Here's your number 32 pick, '''[[Squid's Day Off]]'''. Ow! Oh, help! Help! Help, Teddy! Teddy, bring the liniment! | |||
==Number 31== | |||
'''Biff:''' It's SpongeBob's Best Day Ever on Nick! Hope you got your sea legs, here's your number 31 pick in the countdown, '''[[Krabby Land]]'''. | |||
==Number 30== | |||
'''Biff:''' You're watching the Best Day Ever. 24 hours of SpongeBob. | |||
'''SpongeBob {footage from Selling Out}:''' Hooray! | |||
'''Biff:''' Here's your number 30 pick in the countdown, '''[[Arrgh!]]'''. Only on Nick. | |||
==Number 29== | |||
'''Patchy:''' As you may have seen, me back just gave out. Well luckily, my friend Inga here is a specialist. Right, Inga? | |||
'''Inga:''' Ya! You want to use more muscle? | |||
'''Patchy:''' Sure, I'm a pirate. Give me more muscle. Around the muscle- ''[Inga uses her elbow to massage Patchy's back]'' Oooh, shiver me timbers! Oh- Hey, it actually worked. Here's your number 29 pick, '''[[Pizza Delivery]]'''. Thank you, Inga! | |||
==Number 28== | |||
'''Biff:''' It's the Best Day Ever! All SpongeBob all the time. | |||
'''SpongeBob {footage from Squid's Day Off}:''' This is the best day of my life! | |||
'''Biff:''' Here's your number 28 pick in the countdown, '''[[Prehibernation Week]]'''. | |||
==Number 27== | |||
'''Biff:''' Full speed ahead! It's SpongeBob's Best Day Ever. Time for your number 27 pick in the countdown, '''[[Pickles]]'''. Only on Nick. | |||
==Number 26== | ==Number 26== | ||
{{L|Patchy|Patchy here! [...] I have my best day ever, it's only getting better when all me party guests arrive | {{L|Patchy|Patchy here! [...] I have my best day ever, it's only getting better when all me party guests arrive in just a few hours! Behind me, is the world-famous Statue of Liberty! Did you know that that whole statue is made out of copper? Did you know that I once found a treasure chest filled with copper? Worth millions of dollars, then I dropped it overboard and sank right into Davy Jone's locker, awwwwwww!! No one ever will find it out! Let's watch your number 26 pick in the countdown, "'''Patty Hype'''." Isn't she beautiful! Say cheese! ''[takes picture]''}} | ||
==Number 25== | |||
'''Biff:''' The Top 100 Countdown rolls on in SpongeBob's Best Day Ever on Nick. At number 25, you chose '''[[Your Shoe's Untied]]'''. | |||
==Number 24== | |||
'''Patchy:''' Hey there, buccaneer-oos! Remember, at the end of our countdown, there's still more SpongeBob. The night includes a never-before-seen SpongeBob called... | |||
'''SpongeBob:''' ''It's the Best Day Ever!'' | |||
'''Patchy:''' And the network premiere of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie at 8. Plankton has stolen King Neptune's crown, and SpongeBob and Patrick have to get it back. You know, it says here in me trusty NYC guidebook, that the seven spikes on Lady Liberty's crown represent the seven oceans. There's the Atlantic, and the Pacific, and uh... the other ones. Hey, let's catch up on the countdown! You can go to Nick.com/BestDayEver. And speaking of ye old countdown, here's '''[[Help Wanted]]''' at number 24 picked by you. Uh, Atlantic, Pacific, Adina, Pinta, no they're not oceans. Pluto. | |||
==Number 23== | |||
'''SpongeBob {footage from Hooky}:''' Whoo! | |||
'''Biff:''' No time to come up for air, it's SpongeBob's Best Day Ever! Here's your number 23 pick in the countdown, '''[[Bubble Buddy]]'''. Only on Nick. | |||
==Number 22== | |||
'''Patchy:''' ''[laughs]'' We are counting down the 100 greatest episodes of SpongeBob that you voted for at Nick.com/BestDayEver. That there, why that's the Empire State Building. It's 1,200 feet tall, and it has 1,860 steps. Whoo, that's a lot of steps! That would be like walking the plank 186 times. Except, of course, without the high-pitched wailing and crying and begging. Anyhoo, here's the episode you chose at number 22, '''[[Skill Crane]]'''. | |||
==Number 21== | |||
'''Biff:''' You're watching the Best Day Ever. 24 hours of SpongeBob. Here's your number 21 pick in the countdown, '''[[Just One Bite]]'''. | |||
==Number 20== | |||
'''Biff:''' It's the Best Day Ever! All SpongeBob all the time. Here's your number 20 pick in the countdown, '''[[Snowball Effect|The Snowball Effect]]'''. Only on Nick. | |||
==Number 19== | |||
'''Patchy:''' Hey, it's comedy time! You know, life on the open seas has inspired me to start me very own celebrity boat tour. I'm calling it, "The Tom Cruise"! ''[canned laughter]'' Hey, how much does a pirate spend on corn? A "buccaneer". ''[canned laughter]'' Because it's corn. Take my hook, please. ''[laughs]'' Thank you, I'll be here all week! Try the grouper. Here's your number 19 pick in the countdown, '''[[Scaredy Pants]]'''. | |||
==Number 18== | |||
'''Patchy:''' Hey, here's a thought. If SpongeBob's house was in New York City, the Big Pineapple would be in the Big Apple. ''[canned laughter, laughs, sneezes]'' I'm getting a cold. I better take some vitamin "sea". ''[laughs]'' You'll laugh later at that one, it's a slow developer. Okay, onward with the countdown, ya scallywags! Here's your choice for number 18, Super Friends {'''[[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V]]'''}. See if SpongeBob and his friends can stop an evil Barnacle Boy. | |||
==Number 17== | |||
'''Biff:''' Full speed ahead! It's SpongeBob's Best Day Ever on Nick. Time for your number 17 pick in the countdown, '''[[Grandma's Kisses]]'''. | |||
==Number 16== | |||
'''Patchy:''' In just a few hours, I'll be picking up a load of SpongeBob fans to help me celebrate the rest of the countdown. And the brand new SpongeBob episode, and the network premiere of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie at 8. So, I have got to look me best. Claudia, the haircut. ''[Claudia tries to take Patchy's hat off]'' No no no, cut around the hat. ''[Claudia starts cutting Patchy's hair]'' Oh yeah, perfect! That's quite a difference. Just want a little cleanup. Here's your number 16 pick, '''[[Ugh|SpongeBob B.C.]]'''. | |||
==Number 15== | |||
'''Biff:''' The Top 100 Countdown rolls on in SpongeBob's Best Day Ever on Nick. At number 15, you chose '''[[Krusty Krab Training Video]]'''. | |||
==Number 14== | |||
'''Patchy:''' Wow, the New York Stock Exchange. They dealing hundreds of millions of dollars! I wonder if I can cash in these doubloons. You know, I tried to buy a smoothie with these the other day, and the guy threw me out. He said, "Oh, nobody's used those in 300 years." Dah! Oh well, here's your pick for number 14 in the countdown, '''[[F.U.N.]]'''. Fun! Woo-hoo! ''[throws doubloons]'' Yay! | |||
==Number 13== | |||
'''Biff:''' No time to come up for air, it's SpongeBob's Best Day Ever! Here's your number 13 pick in the countdown, '''[[Big Pink Loser]]'''. Only on Nick. | |||
==Number 12== | |||
'''Patchy:''' I am having a great time tooling around New York City! But where's Manhattan? I don't know. Me party guests will be here soon, and to be at me best, I need a hook polishing and a leg buffing. How's the hook? | |||
'''Polisher:''' Nice and shiny. | |||
'''Patchy:''' ''[looks at reflection of hook]'' Oooh, hello Patchy. And the boot? | |||
'''Buffer:''' Silky smooth, Patchy. | |||
'''Patchy:''' Great! You know, could you give me a pedicure on that one? ''[lifts left foot towards Buffer, reacts in disgust]'' You know, I stepped on a jellyfish the other day. Got a nasty foot fungus, it was purple and green, oozing this weird stuff. Anyway, here's your pick for number 12 in the countdown, '''[[All That Glitters]]'''. Woo! That tickles. | |||
==Number 6== | ==Number 6== | ||
{{L|Patchy|So | {{L|Patchy|So Ms. Moppy, are you ready for the party? ''[imitating Moppy]'' A-ha! ''[back to his voice]'' Oh, me too! I guess, hope they like me Mopping! ''[realizes that he's on-air]'' Ew-oh! Hi! Eah, just um, just cleaning, you know um, we gotta swap the deck, and, ah, make sure everything is fine for me guests! Eh-eh. Remember, at 7:30, we're gonna see a brand new SpongeBob episode called SpongeBob's Best Day Ever, and then at 8, the best day ever becomes the best night ever, with the network premiere of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie! Watch the incredible adventures of Patrick and SpongeBob as they try and save Bikini Bottom, and Mr. Krabs! Who knows, maybe he will even give SpongeBob a raise... nah! But first, here's your choice for number 6, '''[[New Leaf|The New Leaf]]'''! Check out Plankton's new store, the Chumporium! Ha-ha... See you later! Bye-bye! So Ms. Moppy, where were we? ''[imitating Moppy]'' I don't know...}} | ||
==Number 2== | ==Number 2== | ||
{{L|Patchy|That, was the number ''2'' episode in the SpongeBob Top 100 Countdown. That means, your favorite number 1 SpongeBob of all time is coming up, and don't forget, we are also bringing a brand new SpongeBob, so new... that I don't even know if by heart! And I know everything! Isn't that right | {{L|Patchy|That, was the number ''2'' episode in the SpongeBob Top 100 Countdown. That means, your favorite number 1 SpongeBob of all time is coming up, and don't forget, we are also bringing a brand new SpongeBob, so new... that I don't even know if by heart! And I know everything! Isn't that right Melinda?}} | ||
{{L| | {{L|Crystal|My name is Crystal.}} | ||
{{L|Patchy|Oh, uh, sorry Sarah! Oh well, more of the countdown after this, don't go away! How you doing | {{L|Patchy|Oh, uh, sorry Sarah! Oh well, more of the countdown after this, don't go away! How you doing Jacqueline, you are right, you enjoying yourself?}} | ||
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Template:Event This article is a transcript of segments that aired during the Best Day Ever marathon, which aired on November 9 and 10, 2006.
Number 98
Patchy: Hi, I'm Patchy the- Oooh! Look who's here! It's Captain Herschel Magillicutty, he's the captain of the whole circle line! You got any great sea stories?
Herschel: Oh, once I had an allergic reaction to shellfish.
Patchy: Oooh!
Herschel: My got really puffy.
Patchy: Oooh! Puffy-eyed, that's riveting! Here's your pick for number 98, Clams! Watch Mr. Krabs go head-to-head with a giant clam! How puffy did it get? Which one? [Herschel points to his right eye] That one, yeah.
Number 97
Patchy: I thought it should be my best day ever, too. So, I have a full calander ahead. I'm gonna pamper myself, work out, have a haircut, paint, catch up on my knitting- Did I say "knitting", I mean swimming, I'm gonna swim with sharks. Yeah, that's cooler. Extreme! Yeah, swimming not knitting. Okay, back to the countdown.
Voice-Over: At 97, you chose Tea at the Treedome.
Number 96
VO: You're watching the Best Day Ever. 24 hours of SpongeBob. Here's your number 96 pick in the countdown, Sailor Mouth.
Number 95
Patchy: Patchy here! Just using my compass to navigate the open seas. I don't know. Anyways, here's your pick for number 95, Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost.
Number 94
VO: It's the Best Day Ever! All SpongeBob all the time. Here's your number 94 pick in the countdown, Welcome to the Chum Bucket.
Number 93
Patchy: Patchy here, reminding you that in just about 22 hours, there's an all-new SpongeBob called... what else, SpongeBob's Best Day Ever! And the network premiere of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. Oh, it's a good one, Mr. Krabs is framed, King Neptune's crown is stolen, and SpongeBob and Patrick have to save the day! Let me tell you, there's a lot more SpongeBob coming your way! But first, how's about we recap the countdown so far? Take it away, Charlie!
Charlie: Number 100: Procrastination, 99: Hall Monitor, 98: Clams, number 97: Tea at the Treedome, 96: Sailor Mouth, 95: Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost, and at 94: Welcome to the Chum Bucket.
Patchy: You're all caught up! Perfect timing, too, because the countdown is picking up steam. Here's the SpongeBob episode ranked 93, Working Pearl {Bossy Boots}. Mr. Krabs' daughter Pearl makes a mess of The Krusty Krab!
Number 92
Charlie: The Top 100 Countdown rolls on in SpongeBob's Best Day Ever. At number 92, you chose Wet Painters.
Number 91
Patchy: We're just a mere 21 and a half hours away from the network premieres of SpongeBob's Best Day Ever and The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie! To celebrate, we're gonna drop that giant Bob from way above! It'll be like January 1st, except in November. Here's pick number 91, My Pretty Seahorse. Awww.
Number 90
Patchy: One way for a pirate to pass the time is by playing chess. Of course, the only person I have to play with is Teddy here. [cuts to a teddy bear with an eye patch sitting in a chair next to Patchy] He usually lets me win. [looks at chess board] Hey, I'm at checkmate! Showing off again, Teddy?! Plegh! Good game. Back to the countdown! At number 90, you picked Mermaid Man IV. That's the one where SpongeBob accidentally shrinks everyone. Hahaha. [looks back at Teddy] I saw that, Teddy.
Number 89
Charlie: No time to come up for air, it's SpongeBob's Best Day Ever! Here's your number 89 pick in the countdown, Rock-a-Bye Bivalve.
Number 88
Patchy: [sighs] I like to spend me nights at sea just staring up at the stars. Oooh, she's my favorite. Jessica Alba. She's a scuba diver! Oh, it's meant to be! A gal of the seas. Anyhow, here's your number 88 pick in the Top 100 Countdown, Squid on Strike. I wonder if Jessica likes that one.
Number 87
Patchy: Dear diary, my best day ever has been amazing so far. I even overcame my intense childhood fear of seahorses. [looks at pen] Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Baby steps Patchy, baby steps. Here's the SpongeBob episode you ranked number 87, Home Sweet Pineapple. Who put that seahorse there?! [starts crying]
Number 86
Charlie: It's SpongeBob's Best Day Ever.
SpongeBob {footage from Dying for Pie}: Do you love it?!
Charlie: Here's your number 86 pick in the countdown, Squirrel Jokes.
Number 85
Patchy: Ah, nothing more perfect than a night at sea. What's that, Teddy? Yeah, maybe a night at sea with Halle Berry. Halle, call me. Okay, at the end of our Top 100 Countdown, we're gonna give you even more SpongeBob! There's a new episode of SpongeBob called SpongeBob's Best Day Ever, followed by the network premiere of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. Plankton has stolen King Neptune's crown, and SpongeBob and Patrick have to get it back. Hope you got a comfy chair and lots of popcorn, here's a recap of the countdown. Biff!
Biff: Number 93: Working Pearl {Bossy Boots}, 92: Wet Painters, 91: My Pretty Seahorse, 90: Mermaid Man IV, number 89: Rock-a-Bye Bivalve, 88: Squid on Strike, 87: Home Sweet Pineapple, and at number 86: Squirrel Jokes.
Patchy: There's over 20 hours left in our marathon, and I am staying up all night. I got hot cocoa, I got a book, I got my cookies, nothing can stop me. I am WIDE AWAKE! [1 minute later; Patchy is fast asleep]
Biff: Looks like Patchy's gonna miss your number 85 pick, Shell of a Man.
Number 84
Biff: Ah, Patchy. Sleeping like a baby. But he might want to take that hook out of his mouth. Here's your number 84 pick in the countdown, Fools in April.
Number 83
Biff: While Patchy's sleeping, [Patchy yawns and rolls over] here's your number 83 pick, Krusty Love.
Number 82
Biff: While Patchy catches some z's, catch your pick for number 82 in the countdown, Mrs. Puff, You're Fired.
Number 81
Biff: Why sleep when you can watch SpongeBob's Best Day Ever. Here's your number 81 pick in the countdown, Dumped.
Number 80
Biff: While Patchy's sleeping, here's your pick for number 80, Bubblestand.
Number 79
Biff: I see you're still up. Good. SpongeBob's Best Day Ever continues with number 79 in the countdown, Rock Bottom.
Number 78
Biff: Pulling an all-nighter, eh? Here's more of SpongeBob's Best Day Ever. It's your pick for episode number 78, SquidBob TentaclePants.
Number 77
Biff: Sleep's overrated. Wouldn't you rather watch SpongeBob? Here's your choice for number 77 in the countdown, Imitation Krabs.
Number 76
Biff: While Patchy's sleeping, here's your choice for number 76 in the countdown, The Nasty Patty.
Number 61
Number 56
Patchy: [sleepily] Need to use the bathroom. [stands up, starts sleepwalking] That sound of the ocean's not helping. Too tired to open me one eye. Wish I could wake- [crashes into something offscreen] Ow!
Biff: Now here's Hooky at number 56 in the Top 100 Countdown picked by you.
Patchy: I'm alright, I'm alright!
Number 55
Biff: Sleep's overrated. Wouldn't you rather watch SpongeBob? Here's your choice for number 55 in the countdown, New Student Starfish.
Number 54
Biff: In some parts of the world, it's the middle of the day. See, don't you feel better? Here's your number 54 pick, Opposite Day.
Number 53
Biff: While Patchy's sleeping, [Patchy snoring] here's your number 53 pick in the countdown, Enemy In-Law.
Number 52
Biff: Why sleep when you can watch SpongeBob's Best Day Ever. Here's your number 52 pick in the countdown, Dying for Pie.
Number 51
Biff: Can we get him to stop snoring? Maybe poke him or something? [continues to snore] Here's your number 51 pick in the countdown, SpongeBob Meets the Strangler.
Number 50
Biff: While Patchy catches some Z's, catch your pick for number 50 in the countdown, I Had an Accident.
Number 47
Biff: Sleep well, Patchy. In the morning, you're walking the plank. [Patchy wakes up]
Patchy: Huh? What? Walking the... eh. [falls back asleep]
Biff: Just kidding. Here's your number 47 pick, Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm.
Number 46
Biff: While Patchy catches some Z's, catch your pick for number 46 in the countdown, The Paper.
Number 41
Patchy: You know, I always start my day with a delicious and nutritious breakfast. Come on, Teddy you're not eating your flakes. Eat them! Well at least drink your juice. You don't want to get scurvy. Ah, bears. On with the countdown! Here's your number 41 pick, I Was a Teenage Gary. Watch SpongeBob turn into a snail!
Number 38
Patchy: We're counting down 24 hours of YOUR top 100 SpongeBob episodes. And remember, at the end of the countdown, it's the premiere of a brand new SpongeBob: SpongeBob's Best Day Ever! An episode so hip, it's got its own theme song. Here's the Spongebob episode you ranked number 38, Band Geeks.
Number 37
Biff: Full speed ahead! It's SpongeBob's Best Day Ever on Nick. Time for your number 37 pick in the countdown, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
Number 36
Patchy: You know, today is gonna be jam packed! I got me big party tonight, the rest of the countdown, a brand new episode of SpongeBob called SpongeBob's Best Day Ever, and the network premiere of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie at 8, where the very future of Bikini Bottom is at stake. [gasps] So, to clear me noggin, I'm gonna do some pirate yoga. Where I get in me zone and become one with the universe. Here's a little recap of the countdown. Take it away, Seymour.
Seymour: Number 42: Neptune's Spatula, 41: I Was a Teenage Gary, 40: Jellyfishing, 39: Once Bitten, 38: Band Geeks, and at number 37: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
Patchy: [meditating] Argh. Oh! Sorry. Just harnessing my singing. Anyway, back to the countdown! Here's Employee of the Month at number 36. Picked by you at Nick.com/BestDayEver.
Number 34
Biff: No time to come up for air, it's SpongeBob's Best Day Ever! Here's your number 34 pick in the countdown, Survival of the Idiots. Only on Nick.
Number 33
Patchy: Argh. Okay, I'm yoga'd out. I'm gonna cool down with some sit-ups. Here we go! [Patchy gets in sit-up position] One! Two! Hundred! 200, perfect! Whoo! That was invigorating. Here's No Free Rides, picked by you as number 33 on the Best Day Ever. That was my sit-ups, now to some lay-downs. [lays down] One. Good.
Number 32
Patchy: Remember, at the end of our countdown, it's an all-new SpongeBob called SpongeBob's Best Day Ever. Followed by the network premiere of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie at 8. It's your chance to see screen legend David Hasselhoff. Okay, time for me morning stretch. [Patchy bends down] And now, up. [back cracks] Ah! Oh, right in the back. Here's your number 32 pick, Squid's Day Off. Ow! Oh, help! Help! Help, Teddy! Teddy, bring the liniment!
Number 31
Biff: It's SpongeBob's Best Day Ever on Nick! Hope you got your sea legs, here's your number 31 pick in the countdown, Krabby Land.
Number 30
Biff: You're watching the Best Day Ever. 24 hours of SpongeBob.
SpongeBob {footage from Selling Out}: Hooray!
Biff: Here's your number 30 pick in the countdown, Arrgh!. Only on Nick.
Number 29
Patchy: As you may have seen, me back just gave out. Well luckily, my friend Inga here is a specialist. Right, Inga?
Inga: Ya! You want to use more muscle?
Patchy: Sure, I'm a pirate. Give me more muscle. Around the muscle- [Inga uses her elbow to massage Patchy's back] Oooh, shiver me timbers! Oh- Hey, it actually worked. Here's your number 29 pick, Pizza Delivery. Thank you, Inga!
Number 28
Biff: It's the Best Day Ever! All SpongeBob all the time.
SpongeBob {footage from Squid's Day Off}: This is the best day of my life!
Biff: Here's your number 28 pick in the countdown, Prehibernation Week.
Number 27
Biff: Full speed ahead! It's SpongeBob's Best Day Ever. Time for your number 27 pick in the countdown, Pickles. Only on Nick.
Number 26
Number 25
Biff: The Top 100 Countdown rolls on in SpongeBob's Best Day Ever on Nick. At number 25, you chose Your Shoe's Untied.
Number 24
Patchy: Hey there, buccaneer-oos! Remember, at the end of our countdown, there's still more SpongeBob. The night includes a never-before-seen SpongeBob called...
SpongeBob: It's the Best Day Ever!
Patchy: And the network premiere of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie at 8. Plankton has stolen King Neptune's crown, and SpongeBob and Patrick have to get it back. You know, it says here in me trusty NYC guidebook, that the seven spikes on Lady Liberty's crown represent the seven oceans. There's the Atlantic, and the Pacific, and uh... the other ones. Hey, let's catch up on the countdown! You can go to Nick.com/BestDayEver. And speaking of ye old countdown, here's Help Wanted at number 24 picked by you. Uh, Atlantic, Pacific, Adina, Pinta, no they're not oceans. Pluto.
Number 23
SpongeBob {footage from Hooky}: Whoo!
Biff: No time to come up for air, it's SpongeBob's Best Day Ever! Here's your number 23 pick in the countdown, Bubble Buddy. Only on Nick.
Number 22
Patchy: [laughs] We are counting down the 100 greatest episodes of SpongeBob that you voted for at Nick.com/BestDayEver. That there, why that's the Empire State Building. It's 1,200 feet tall, and it has 1,860 steps. Whoo, that's a lot of steps! That would be like walking the plank 186 times. Except, of course, without the high-pitched wailing and crying and begging. Anyhoo, here's the episode you chose at number 22, Skill Crane.
Number 21
Biff: You're watching the Best Day Ever. 24 hours of SpongeBob. Here's your number 21 pick in the countdown, Just One Bite.
Number 20
Biff: It's the Best Day Ever! All SpongeBob all the time. Here's your number 20 pick in the countdown, The Snowball Effect. Only on Nick.
Number 19
Patchy: Hey, it's comedy time! You know, life on the open seas has inspired me to start me very own celebrity boat tour. I'm calling it, "The Tom Cruise"! [canned laughter] Hey, how much does a pirate spend on corn? A "buccaneer". [canned laughter] Because it's corn. Take my hook, please. [laughs] Thank you, I'll be here all week! Try the grouper. Here's your number 19 pick in the countdown, Scaredy Pants.
Number 18
Patchy: Hey, here's a thought. If SpongeBob's house was in New York City, the Big Pineapple would be in the Big Apple. [canned laughter, laughs, sneezes] I'm getting a cold. I better take some vitamin "sea". [laughs] You'll laugh later at that one, it's a slow developer. Okay, onward with the countdown, ya scallywags! Here's your choice for number 18, Super Friends {Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V}. See if SpongeBob and his friends can stop an evil Barnacle Boy.
Number 17
Biff: Full speed ahead! It's SpongeBob's Best Day Ever on Nick. Time for your number 17 pick in the countdown, Grandma's Kisses.
Number 16
Patchy: In just a few hours, I'll be picking up a load of SpongeBob fans to help me celebrate the rest of the countdown. And the brand new SpongeBob episode, and the network premiere of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie at 8. So, I have got to look me best. Claudia, the haircut. [Claudia tries to take Patchy's hat off] No no no, cut around the hat. [Claudia starts cutting Patchy's hair] Oh yeah, perfect! That's quite a difference. Just want a little cleanup. Here's your number 16 pick, SpongeBob B.C..
Number 15
Biff: The Top 100 Countdown rolls on in SpongeBob's Best Day Ever on Nick. At number 15, you chose Krusty Krab Training Video.
Number 14
Patchy: Wow, the New York Stock Exchange. They dealing hundreds of millions of dollars! I wonder if I can cash in these doubloons. You know, I tried to buy a smoothie with these the other day, and the guy threw me out. He said, "Oh, nobody's used those in 300 years." Dah! Oh well, here's your pick for number 14 in the countdown, F.U.N.. Fun! Woo-hoo! [throws doubloons] Yay!
Number 13
Biff: No time to come up for air, it's SpongeBob's Best Day Ever! Here's your number 13 pick in the countdown, Big Pink Loser. Only on Nick.
Number 12
Patchy: I am having a great time tooling around New York City! But where's Manhattan? I don't know. Me party guests will be here soon, and to be at me best, I need a hook polishing and a leg buffing. How's the hook?
Polisher: Nice and shiny.
Patchy: [looks at reflection of hook] Oooh, hello Patchy. And the boot?
Buffer: Silky smooth, Patchy.
Patchy: Great! You know, could you give me a pedicure on that one? [lifts left foot towards Buffer, reacts in disgust] You know, I stepped on a jellyfish the other day. Got a nasty foot fungus, it was purple and green, oozing this weird stuff. Anyway, here's your pick for number 12 in the countdown, All That Glitters. Woo! That tickles.