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==Transcript==
{{L|Narrator|Bikini Bottom's 7 Life Strategies are here! Act now and you can put into practice these crucial techniques for spongier, squarer, and more absorbent living!}}
{{L|Narrator|Bikini Bottom's seven life strategies are here, act now and you can learn from these crucial techniques for spongier, squarer,and absorbent living.}}
{{L|Narrator|Number 1: "Setting boundaries" ''[plays scenes from episodes]''}}
{{L|Narrator|Number 1 Setting boundaries ''[plays scenes from the show]''}}
{{L|Patrick|Don't touch me, I'm sterile!}}
{{L|Narrator|Number 2 Reverence ''[plays scenes from episodes]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I can't play with you anymore! I just can't take the games!}}
{{L|Narrator|Number 3 Self-esteem ''[plays scenes]''}}
{{L|Squidward|Be quiet, SpongeBob!}}
{{L|Narrator|Number 4 Affirmation ''[plays scenes]''}}
{{L|Narrator|Number 2: "Reverence" ''[plays scenes from episodes]''}}
{{L|Narrator|Number 5 Gratitude ''[plays scenes]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Wow, a golden spatula!}}
{{L|Narrator|Number 6 Coping Skills ''[plays scenes]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Ta-da! A perfect patty.}}
{{L|Narrator|Number 7 Compassion ''[plays scenes]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You delicate little Krabby Patty. With your tasty, juicy, scrumptious, warm, steamy goodness.}}
{{L|Narrator|With these seven life strategies you'll be living squarer, spongier, yellower, and}}
{{L|Narrator|Number 3: "Self-esteem" ''[plays scenes from episodes]''}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Do you know how lucky you are to have a friend like me?}}
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{{L|Patrick|And they said I'd never make anything out of myself.}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|I am confident in my ability to successfully succeed.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I is 100% ma-male.}}
{{L|Sandy|I'm hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Let an old pro show you how to do it.}}
{{L|Narrator|Number 4: "Affirmation" ''[plays scenes from episodes]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|I...am a man!}}
{{L|Patrick|The dirty therapy seems to be working just fine.}}
{{L|Plankton|Everything works out.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Well, a sponge has to look his spongiest.}}
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
{{L|Narrator|Number 5: "Gratitude" ''[plays scenes from episodes]''}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|The customer is always right.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|You taught me a valuable lesson.}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Nickel buddy, I'll never spend you!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Haven't you ever had a very special friend?}}
{{L|Narrator|Number 6: "Coping Skills" ''[plays scenes from episodes]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, barnacles!}}
{{L|Plankton|Hahahaha!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[separates into seven smaller SpongeBob's, who all run away and then join back together, except for one, which SpongeBob catches and places in an open space on his backside]''}}
{{L|Narrator|Number 7: "Compassion" ''[plays scenes from episodes]''}}
{{L|Plankton|You weak-minded fool!}}
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Or I'll feel your life with misery and woe.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Pfft!}}
{{L|Narrator|With these 7 life strategies, you'll be sponge-errific, sponge-tastic, sponge-elicious even. But when in doubt, remember the SpongeBob Mantra: "I'm ready! I'm ready!" Good, now you're ready to living squarer, yellower, and spongier everyday! Repeat after SpongeBob: "I'm ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready!"}}

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