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{{EpisodeTranscript}} | {{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[an envelope is pushed through SpongeBob's door]''}} | ||
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{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Mr. Postman. Thanks, Gary. ''[throws some popcorn into Gary's mouth]'' Hm, can't read the return address. ''[tears the envelope open]'' Maybe this will shed some light. ''[reads the paper. The note has the words in different fonts glued to the paper]'' Hey, SpongeBob, it's your cousin BlackJack. Guess what? I'm out of prison and decided to pay your parents a visit. If you want to see them again, meet me for a wrestling match at their house. Try it little man. BlackJack. ''[end of letter]'' Cousin BlackJack's out of prison?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Mr. Postman. Thanks, Gary. ''[throws some popcorn into Gary's mouth]'' Hm, can't read the return address. ''[tears the envelope open]'' Maybe this will shed some light. ''[reads the paper. The note has the words in different fonts glued to the paper]'' Hey, SpongeBob, it's your cousin BlackJack. Guess what? I'm out of prison and decided to pay your parents a visit. If you want to see them again, meet me for a wrestling match at their house. Try it little man. BlackJack. ''[end of letter]'' Cousin BlackJack's out of prison?!}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|My sentiments exactly. Just imagine what he must look like now. ''[imagines BlackJack as a giant]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|My sentiments exactly. Just imagine what he must look like now. ''[imagines BlackJack as a giant]''}} | ||
{{L|BlackJack|Hi, SpongeBob. It's been a while. Good to see that you're still a little man. ''[laughs. Picks up SpongeBob and tears him in half then laughs some more]''}} | {{L|BlackJack|Hi, SpongeBob. It's been a while. Good to see that you're still a little man. ''[laughs. Picks up SpongeBob and tears him in half then laughs some more]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That brute has my parents. I | {{L|SpongeBob|That brute has my parents. I got to get over there. ''[puts his clothes in a suitcase]'' Gary, I don't know how long I'll be gone. I don't know if I'll ever come back.}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I may get beaten to a quivering pulp but I must do it, for the sake of my parents. ''[cries and wipes his eyes with a pair of underwear. Cuts to SpongeBob's parents' house where the building has been wrapped around with police tape and plastic]'' Oh, my gosh, what happened to my parents' house? What's this? "Do not cross"? Is that police tape? There's only one reason for the police being here: a crime has been committed. No! Get it together, SquarePants. To face BlackJack, you've got to be as tough as nails. ''[forces himself inside the house]'' Huh? What?! All the furniture is covered in plastic. The police must have covered everything to preserve the crime scene. What could have happened here? ''[walks forward a little]'' What's this? BlackJack smashed my family portrait. Oh, no. What has he done with my parents? ''[imagines his parents watching TV]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I may get beaten to a quivering pulp but I must do it, for the sake of my parents. ''[cries and wipes his eyes with a pair of underwear. Cuts to SpongeBob's parents' house where the building has been wrapped around with police tape and plastic]'' Oh, my gosh, what happened to my parents' house? What's this? "Do not cross"? Is that police tape? There's only one reason for the police being here: a crime has been committed. No! Get it together, SquarePants. To face BlackJack, you've got to be as tough as nails. ''[forces himself inside the house]'' Huh? What?! All the furniture is covered in plastic. The police must have covered everything to preserve the crime scene. What could have happened here? ''[walks forward a little]'' What's this? BlackJack smashed my family portrait. Oh, no. What has he done with my parents? ''[imagines his parents watching TV]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, darling, it's so nice to spend quality time with you; what with you in the office all hours of the day. ''[Mr. SquarePants snorts. BlackJack busts down the door and laughs]''}} | {{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, darling, it's so nice to spend quality time with you; what with you in the office all hours of the day. ''[Mr. SquarePants snorts. BlackJack busts down the door and laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|BlackJack|I got a new outfit for ya. ''[both parents are whimpering]''}} | {{L|BlackJack|I got a new outfit for ya. ''[both parents are whimpering]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That fiend. Where did he take them? I must find more evidence. What's this? Another note. ''[reads note]'' SpongeBob, I paid your parents a visit. Now, I'm | {{L|SpongeBob|That fiend. Where did he take them? I must find more evidence. What's this? Another note. ''[reads note]'' SpongeBob, I paid your parents a visit. Now, I'm going to do the same with Gramma! You better hurry, little man-boy. BlackJack. ''[end of note]'' He's going to get Grandma, too. I have to stop him. ''[cut to Grandma's house]'' Grandma, where are you? Are you okay? Grandma? You in here? Grandma? ''[sees a gingerbread man on a plate]'' Oh, no, I'm too late! He burnt you to a crisp. Oh, that animal. ''[cries]''}} | ||
{{L|Grandma|SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Grandma|SpongeBob?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Grandma? Are you talking to me from beyond the beyond?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Grandma? Are you talking to me from beyond the beyond?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Loose ends. My parents! He's tied them up?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Loose ends. My parents! He's tied them up?}} | ||
{{L|Grandma|And if you don't hurry, you'll miss out on all the fun. ''[SpongeBob imagines his parents being hung over a boiler by BlackJack. He screams as his head bends and an identical head pops up from his mouth]'' And when it's all done, he'll need help cleaning up the mess.}} | {{L|Grandma|And if you don't hurry, you'll miss out on all the fun. ''[SpongeBob imagines his parents being hung over a boiler by BlackJack. He screams as his head bends and an identical head pops up from his mouth]'' And when it's all done, he'll need help cleaning up the mess.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Cleaning up the mess? ''[ | {{L|SpongeBob|Cleaning up the mess? ''[his face deflates]'' I got to get help. I'll go to Uncle Captain Blue's. He'll know what to do. ''[runs to Captain Blue's where he is mowing the yard. SpongeBob jumps on the lawn mower]'' Uncle Captain Blue, I need your help.}} | ||
{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Well, if it isn't little SpongeBob. Plant a firm one on me, Bobby. ''[shakes SpongeBob's hand, but tears his arm off in the process]''}} | {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Well, if it isn't little SpongeBob. Plant a firm one on me, Bobby. ''[shakes SpongeBob's hand, but tears his arm off in the process]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|I need you to help me rescue my parents.}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I need you to help me rescue my parents.}} | ||
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