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 {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Mr. Postman. Thanks, Gary. ''[throws some popcorn into Gary's mouth]'' Hm, can't read the return address. ''[tears the envelope open]'' Maybe this will shed some light. ''[reads the paper. The note has the words in different fonts glued to the paper]'' Hey, SpongeBob, it's your cousin BlackJack. Guess what? I'm out of prison and decided to pay your parents a visit. If you want to see them again, meet me for a wrestling match at their house. Try it little man. BlackJack. ''[end of letter]'' Cousin BlackJack's out of prison?!}}
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 {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Well, of course you can! ''[SpongeBob cuts off some coral, paints the house, and fixes the boat. When he's done, it's nighttime]''}}
 {{L|Narrator|Much, much, much later...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[uses his tongue to crawl to Captain Blue]'' I AM DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR MY MOMMY AND DADDY!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[uses his tongue to crawl to Captain Blue]'' I AM DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR MY MOMMY AND DADDY!}} *'''Uncle Captain Blue:''' ''[laughs]'' Landscaping? Isn't a little dark out for landscaping?
-{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|''[laughs]'' Landscaping? Isn't a little dark out for landscaping?
+{{EpisodeTranscript}} *'''Uncle Captain Blue:''' They let that dangerous miscreant out of prison? Sounds like your parents are in trouble, kid.
-{{L|SpongeBob|Listen, Uncle Captain Blue! We don't have much time. Cousin BlackJack has my parents help captive at his house!}}
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-{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|They let that dangerous miscreant out of prison? Sounds like your parents are in trouble, kid.
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-{{L|SpongeBob|That's why we have to rescue them now!}}
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-{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Whoa, there, Little Bobby. No can do.}}
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-{{L|SpongeBob|But, Uncle Captain Blue, I need the help of a crime fighter like you!}}
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-{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|No, no, I don't chase criminals these days. I'm retired, and if I were you, I'd consider turning around and going home. You're not cut out for this kind of work, boy. An innocent kid like you doesn't stand a chance against a criminal mind. Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you?}}
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-{{L|SpongeBob|You mean they won't give me a push on the swing set?}}
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-{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Well, let's just say, I hope you've practiced walking without legs, or arms, or a body. But since you insist, I'll drive you all the way over to BlackJack's right now. ''[SpongeBob digs up the concrete with his fingers]'' Just try to relax until we get there. ''[drives 20 feet and stops]'' There it is. We're here. ''[SpongeBob gets out]'' Uh, lock the door behind you, kid. ''[SpongeBob pushes down the lock and Uncle Captain Blue drives back into his house. SpongeBob goes up the steps and then steps on a one that makes noise. A guard worm growls and barks at SpongeBob]''}}
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-{{L|SpongeBob|Nice wormy, nice wormy. Nice wormy. ''[grabs the door handle to knock, but is tapped on the shoulder by his uncle in a thought cloud]''}}
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-{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you? ''[SpongeBob imagines himself knocking on the door and BlackJack grabbing him through the door and using him as dental floss. He screams]''}}
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-{{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Captain Blue is right. I'm not cut out for this. I should just turn around and go home. ''[Mrs. SquarePants screams]'' Mother! ''[runs through the door]'' Mom?}}
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-{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Help me!}}
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-{{L|SpongeBob|They're trapped in the basement! ''[runs down into the basement]'' Mom, dad, quick! Let's get out of here!}}
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-{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, but if we leave now, we'll miss the party.}}
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-{{L|SpongeBob|Party?}}
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-{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, why, yes. We're celebrating your cousin BlackJack's release from prison.}}
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-{{L|Mr. SquarePants|Now if your klutzy mother can stop dropping her punch glass like she dropped that picture frame...}}
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-{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|I told you, Harold, that was the fumigators' fault.}}
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-{{L|SpongeBob|The fumigators? So that wasn't a crime scene I saw at your house?}}
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-{{L|Mr. SquarePants|The only crime that ever happened at our house was the infestation of those worthless krill, but they should be gone by now.}}
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-{{L|SpongeBob|So, you two aren't being tortured by cousin BlackJack?}}
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-{{L|Mr. SquarePants|No, SpongeBob, your cousin BlackJack has paid his debt to society and renounced his criminal ways. Never again will he litter.}}
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-{{L|BlackJack|That's right, little man!}}
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-{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, well here comes the man of the hour. He's been talking all day about playing with his little cousin again. He mentioned something about jumping rope with like the old days. ''[SpongeBob's eyes break]''}}
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-{{L|BlackJack|Did you come here to quiver like a jellyfish, or did you come to wrestle?}}
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-{{L|SpongeBob|''[whimpering]'' To quiver! ''[hides his eyes, nose, and mouth inside his head]''}}
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-{{L|BlackJack|I always knew you were a little man. Prepare to live your past in the present. ''[laughs]''}}
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-{{L|SpongeBob|''[whimpering]'' Come on, Little Bobby. Don't let him beat you. You've got to stand up for yourself this time! THAT'S IT! I am not gonna take this anymore! I am putting my foot down! You wanna tussle?! Well, let's tussle it up! ''[Cousin BlackJack runs at SpongeBob and hangs onto his leg. He is the size of SpongeBob's foot]'' Cousin BlackJack?}}
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-{{L|BlackJack|In the living flesh! ''[grunts as he takes off SpongeBob's shoe and punches his big toe]''}}
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-{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That tickles!}}
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-{{L|BlackJack|Just like the old days, eh, cousin?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, BlackJack, you haven't changed a bit. ''[everyone laughs]''}}