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+{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[an envelope is pushed through SpongeBob's door]''}}
-{{L|''[an envelope is pushed through SpongeBob's door]''}}
 {{L|Gary|Meow.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Mr. Postman. Thanks, Gary. ''[throws some popcorn into Gary's mouth]'' Hm, can't read the return address. ''[tears the envelope open]'' Maybe this will shed some light. ''[reads the paper. The note has the words in different fonts glued to the paper]'' Hey, SpongeBob, it's your cousin BlackJack. Guess what? I'm out of prison and decided to pay your parents a visit. If you want to see them again, meet me for a wrestling match at their house. Try it little man. BlackJack. ''[end of letter]'' Cousin BlackJack's out of prison?!}}
 {{L|Gary|Meow?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That's right, Gary, the cousin BlackJack. The same cousin BlackJack that used to beat me up all the time when we were kids. ''[flashback to a younger SpongeBob with a bowtie and blue hat on. He gets his body thrown to a wall, courtesy of BlackJack's brutality]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That's right, Gary, ''the'' cousin BlackJack! The same cousin BlackJack that used to beat me up all the time when we were kids! ''[flashback to a younger SpongeBob with a bowtie and blue hat on. He gets his body thrown to a wall, courtesy of BlackJack's brutality]''}}
-{{L|Young BlackJack|''[laughing]'' Come on, little man. Let's go a couple of rounds, if you think you're tough.}}
+{{L|Young BlackJack|''[laughing]'' Come on, little man! Let's go a couple of rounds, if you think you're tough.}}
 {{L|Young SpongeBob|Why should we?}}
 {{L|Young BlackJack|Because it'll show what a little man you are. ''[spins SpongeBob around and plays with him as a jump rope. End of flashback. SpongeBob looks horrified from that experience]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, no. That was years ago, Gary.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, no. That was years ago, Gary!}}
 {{L|Gary|Meow.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|My sentiments exactly. Just imagine what he must look like now. ''[imagines BlackJack as a giant]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|My sentiments exactly. Just imagine what he must look like now! ''[imagines BlackJack as a giant]''}}
 {{L|BlackJack|Hi, SpongeBob. It's been a while. Good to see that you're still a little man. ''[laughs. Picks up SpongeBob and tears him in half then laughs some more]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That brute has my parents. I got to get over there. ''[puts his clothes in a suitcase]'' Gary, I don't know how long I'll be gone. I don't know if I'll ever come back.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That brute has my parents! I got to get over there! ''[puts his clothes in a suitcase]'' Gary, I don't know how long I'll be gone. I don't know if I'll ever come back.}}
 {{L|Gary|Meow.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I may get beaten to a quivering pulp but I must do it, for the sake of my parents. ''[cries and wipes his eyes with a pair of underwear. Cuts to SpongeBob's parents' house where the building has been wrapped around with police tape and plastic]'' Oh, my gosh, what happened to my parents' house? What's this? "Do not cross"? Is that police tape? There's only one reason for the police being here: a crime has been committed. No! Get it together, SquarePants. To face BlackJack, you've got to be as tough as nails. ''[forces himself inside the house]'' Huh? What?! All the furniture is covered in plastic. The police must have covered everything to preserve the crime scene. What could have happened here? ''[walks forward a little]'' What's this? BlackJack smashed my family portrait. Oh, no. What has he done with my parents? ''[imagines his parents watching TV]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I may get beaten to a quivering pulp but I must do it, for the sake of my parents! ''[cries and wipes his eyes with a pair of underwear. Cuts to SpongeBob's parents' house where the building has been wrapped around with police tape and plastic]'' Oh, my gosh, what happened to my parents' house? What's this? "Do not cross"? Is that police tape? There's only one reason for the police being here: a crime has been committed! NO! Get it together, SquarePants! To face BlackJack, you've got to be as tough as nails! ''[forces himself inside the house]'' Huh? What?! All the furniture is covered in plastic! The police must have covered everything to preserve the crime scene. What could have happened here? ''[walks forward a little]'' What's this? BlackJack smashed my family portrait! Oh, no! What has he done with my parents?! ''[imagines his parents watching TV]''}}
 {{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, darling, it's so nice to spend quality time with you; what with you in the office all hours of the day. ''[Mr. SquarePants snorts. BlackJack busts down the door and laughs]''}}
-{{L|BlackJack|I got a new outfit for ya. ''[both parents are whimpering]''}}
+{{L|BlackJack|I got a new outfit for ya! ''[both parents are whimpering]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That fiend. Where did he take them? I must find more evidence. What's this? Another note. ''[reads note]'' SpongeBob, I paid your parents a visit. Now, I'm going to do the same with Gramma! You better hurry, little man-boy. BlackJack. ''[end of note]'' He's going to get Grandma, too. I have to stop him. ''[cut to Grandma's house]'' Grandma, where are you? Are you okay? Grandma? You in here? Grandma? ''[sees a gingerbread man on a plate]'' Oh, no, I'm too late! He burnt you to a crisp. Oh, that animal. ''[cries]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That fiend! Where did he take them? I must find more evidence. What's this? Another note. ''[reads note]'' SpongeBob, I paid your parents a visit. Now, I'm going to do the same with Gramma! You better hurry, little man-boy. BlackJack. ''[end of note]'' He's going to get Grandma, too! I have to stop him! ''[cut to Grandma's house]'' Grandma, where are you? Are you okay? Grandma? You in here? Grandma? ''[sees a gingerbread man on a plate]'' Oh, no, I'm too late! He burnt you to a crisp! Oh, that animal! ''[cries]''}}
 {{L|Grandma|SpongeBob?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Grandma? Are you talking to me from beyond the beyond?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|But where's BlackJack?}}
 {{L|Grandma|Oh, BlackJack just called and left a message for you. He couldn't make it because he's got some loose ends to tie up.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Loose ends. My parents! He's tied them up?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Loose ends. My parents! He's tied them up?!}}
 {{L|Grandma|And if you don't hurry, you'll miss out on all the fun. ''[SpongeBob imagines his parents being hung over a boiler by BlackJack. He screams as his head bends and an identical head pops up from his mouth]'' And when it's all done, he'll need help cleaning up the mess.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Cleaning up the mess? ''[his face deflates]'' I got to get help. I'll go to Uncle Captain Blue's. He'll know what to do. ''[runs to Captain Blue's where he is mowing the yard. SpongeBob jumps on the lawn mower]'' Uncle Captain Blue, I need your help.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Cleaning up the mess? ''[his face deflates]'' I got to get help! I'll go to Uncle Captain Blue's! He'll know what to do. ''[runs to Captain Blue's where he is mowing the yard. SpongeBob jumps on the lawn mower]'' Uncle Captain Blue, I need your help!}}
 {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Well, if it isn't little SpongeBob. Plant a firm one on me, Bobby. ''[shakes SpongeBob's hand, but tears his arm off in the process]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I need you to help me rescue my parents.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I need you to help me rescue my parents!}}
 {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Sure, Little Bobby. I could use some help with the lawn, but you're gonna need this to do the job right. ''[hands back his arm. SpongeBob mows the lawn]''}}
 {{L|Narrator|346 minutes later...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Captain Blue, I need to help my parents. They're in danger.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Captain Blue, I need to help my parents! They're in danger!}}
 {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|''[turns off the mixer]'' What? You want to build a fence? ''[laughs]'' The boy came to work.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Actually, I came to try to find my...}}
 {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|''[shoves wooden boards, hammers, and nails in SpongeBob's face]'' And when you're done, I've made a tomato and clam juice smoothie to refresh you. ''[drinks the smoothie out of the mixer]'' Ah. ''[SpongeBob builds a fence all the way around Uncle Captain Blue's property. over speaker]'' And how many candles you burning out there? Over. ''[indistinct speech and static]'' Do you copy? Over? ''[tries turning the knob]'' Copy? Do you copy?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Captain Blue, Uncle Captain Blue? Please help me.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Captain Blue, Uncle Captain Blue! Please help me!}}
-{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Well, of course you can. ''[SpongeBob cuts off some coral, paints the house, and fixes the boat. When he's done, it's nighttime]''}}
+{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Well, of course you can! ''[SpongeBob cuts off some coral, paints the house, and fixes the boat. When he's done, it's nighttime]''}}
 {{L|Narrator|Much, much, much later...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[uses his tongue to crawl to Captain Blue]'' I am desperately searching for my mommy and daddy!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[uses his tongue to crawl to Captain Blue]'' I AM DESPERATELY SEARCHING FOR MY MOMMY AND DADDY!}}
 {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Landscaping? Isn't it a little dark out for landscaping? ''[SpongeBob grabs the music player and yanks it out of the wall]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|Listen, Uncle Captain Blue. We don't have much time. Cousin BlackJack has my parents help captive at his house.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|Listen, Uncle Captain Blue! We don't have much time. Cousin BlackJack has my parents help captive at his house!}}
 {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|They let that dangerous miscreant out of prison? Sounds like your parents are in trouble, kid.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|That's why we have to rescue them now!}}
 {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Whoa, there, Little Bobby. No can do.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|But, Uncle Captain Blue, I need the help of a crime fighter like you.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|But, Uncle Captain Blue, I need the help of a crime fighter like you!}}
 {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|No, no, I don't chase criminals these days. I'm retired, and if I were you, I'd consider turning around and going home. You're not cut out for this kind of work, boy. An innocent kid like you doesn't stand a chance against a criminal mind. Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|You mean they won't give me a push on the swing set?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Captain Blue is right. I'm not cut out for this. I should just turn around and go home. ''[Mrs. SquarePants screams]'' Mother! ''[runs through the door]'' Mom?}}
 {{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Help me!}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|They're trapped in the basement. ''[runs down into the basement]'' Mom, dad, quick! Let's get out of here.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|They're trapped in the basement! ''[runs down into the basement]'' Mom, dad, quick! Let's get out of here!}}
 {{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, but if we leave now, we'll miss the party.}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Party?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|''[whimpering]'' To quiver! ''[hides his eyes, nose, and mouth inside his head]''}}
 {{L|BlackJack|I always knew you were a little man. Prepare to live your past in the present. ''[laughs]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[whimpering]'' Come on, Little Bobby. Don't let him beat you. You've got to stand up for yourself this time! That's it! I am not gonna take this anymore! I am putting my foot down! You wanna tussle!? Well, let's tussle it up! ''[Cousin BlackJack runs at SpongeBob and hangs onto his leg. He is the size of SpongeBob's foot]'' Cousin BlackJack?}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[whimpering]'' Come on, Little Bobby. Don't let him beat you. You've got to stand up for yourself this time! THAT'S IT! I am not gonna take this anymore! I am putting my foot down! You wanna tussle?! Well, let's tussle it up! ''[Cousin BlackJack runs at SpongeBob and hangs onto his leg. He is the size of SpongeBob's foot]'' Cousin BlackJack?}}
-{{L|BlackJack|In the living flesh. ''[grunts as he takes off SpongeBob's shoe and punches his big toe]''}}
+{{L|BlackJack|In the living flesh! ''[grunts as he takes off SpongeBob's shoe and punches his big toe]''}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That tickles.}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[laughs]'' That tickles!}}
 {{L|BlackJack|Just like the old days, eh, cousin?}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Yeah, BlackJack, you haven't changed a bit. ''[everyone laughs]''}}