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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[an envelope is pushed through SpongeBob's door]''}}
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{{L|''[an envelope is pushed through SpongeBob's door]''}}
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Mr. Postman. Thanks, Gary. ''[throws some popcorn into Gary's mouth]'' Hm, can't read the return address. ''[tears the envelope open]'' Maybe this will shed some light. ''[reads the paper. The note has the words in different fonts glued to the paper]'' Hey, SpongeBob, it's your cousin BlackJack. Guess what? I'm out of prison and decided to pay your parents a visit. If you want to see them again, meet me for a wrestling match at their house. Try it little man. BlackJack. ''[end of letter]'' Cousin BlackJack's out of prison?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Mr. Postman. Thanks, Gary. ''[throws some popcorn into Gary's mouth]'' Hm, can't read the return address. ''[tears the envelope open]'' Maybe this will shed some light. ''[reads the paper. The note has the words in different fonts glued to the paper]'' Hey, SpongeBob, it's your cousin BlackJack. Guess what? I'm out of prison and decided to pay your parents a visit. If you want to see them again, meet me for a wrestling match at their house. Try it little man. BlackJack. ''[end of letter]'' Cousin BlackJack's out of prison?!}}
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{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, why, yes. We're celebrating your cousin BlackJack's release from prison.}}
{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, why, yes. We're celebrating your cousin BlackJack's release from prison.}}
{{L|Mr. SquarePants|Now if your klutzy mother can stop dropping her punch glass like she dropped that picture frame...}}
{{L|Mr. SquarePants|Now if your klutzy mother can stop dropping her punch glass like she dropped that picture frame...}}
{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|I told you, Harold, that was the fumigator's fault.}}
{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|I told you, Harold, that was the fumigators' fault.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The fumigator's? So that wasn't a crime scene I saw at your house?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The fumigators? So that wasn't a crime scene I saw at your house?}}
{{L|Mr. SquarePants|The only crime that ever happened at our house was the infestation of those worthless krill, but they should be gone by now.}}
{{L|Mr. SquarePants|The only crime that ever happened at our house was the infestation of those worthless krill, but they should be gone by now.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|So, you two aren't being tortured by cousin BlackJack?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|So, you two aren't being tortured by cousin BlackJack?}}

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