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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[an envelope is pushed through SpongeBob's door]''}}
{{L|''[an envelope is pushed through SpongeBob's door]''}}
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
{{L|Gary|Meow.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Mr. Postman. Thanks, Gary. ''[throws some popcorn into Gary's mouth]'' Hm, can't read the return address. ''[tears the envelope open]'' Maybe this will shed some light. ''[reads the paper. The note has the words in different fonts glued to the paper]'' Hey, SpongeBob, it's your cousin BlackJack. Guess what? I'm out of prison and decided to pay your parents a visit. If you want to see them again, meet me for a wrestling match at their house. Try it little man. BlackJack. ''[end of letter]'' Cousin BlackJack's out of prison?!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Mr. Postman. Thanks, Gary. ''[throws some popcorn into Gary's mouth]'' Hm, can't read the return address. ''[tears the envelope open]'' Maybe this will shed some light. ''[reads the paper. The note has the words in different fonts glued to the paper]'' Hey, SpongeBob, it's your cousin BlackJack. Guess what? I'm out of prison and decided to pay your parents a visit. If you want to see them again, meet me for a wrestling match at their house. Try it little man. BlackJack. ''[end of letter]'' Cousin BlackJack's out of prison?!}}
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{{L|SpongeBob|Nice wormy, nice wormy. Nice wormy. ''[grabs the door handle to knock, but is tapped on the shoulder by his uncle in a thought cloud]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Nice wormy, nice wormy. Nice wormy. ''[grabs the door handle to knock, but is tapped on the shoulder by his uncle in a thought cloud]''}}
{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you? ''[SpongeBob imagines himself knocking on the door and BlackJack grabbing him through the door and using him as dental floss. He screams]''}}
{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you? ''[SpongeBob imagines himself knocking on the door and BlackJack grabbing him through the door and using him as dental floss. He screams]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Captain Blue is right. I'm not cut out for this. I should just turn around and go home. ''[Mrs. SquarePants screams]'' Mother! ''[runs through the door]'' Mom?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Captain Blue is right. I'm not cut out for this. I should just turn around and go home. ''[Margret screams]'' Mother! ''[runs through the door]'' Mom?}}
{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Help me!}}
{{L|Margret|Help me!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|They're trapped in the basement! ''[runs down into the basement]'' Mom, dad, quick! Let's get out of here!}}
{{L|SpongeBob|They're trapped in the basement! ''[runs down into the basement]'' Mom, dad, quick! Let's get out of here!}}
{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, but if we leave now, we'll miss the party.}}
{{L|Margret|Oh, but if we leave now, we'll miss the party.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Party?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|Party?}}
{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, why, yes. We're celebrating your cousin BlackJack's release from prison.}}
{{L|Margret|Oh, why, yes. We're celebrating your cousin BlackJack's release from prison.}}
{{L|Mr. SquarePants|Now if your klutzy mother can stop dropping her punch glass like she dropped that picture frame...}}
{{L|Harold|Now if your klutzy mother can stop dropping her punch glass like she dropped that picture frame...}}
{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|I told you, Harold, that was the fumigators' fault.}}
{{L|Margret|I told you, Harold, that was the fumigators' fault.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The fumigators? So that wasn't a crime scene I saw at your house?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|The fumigators? So that wasn't a crime scene I saw at your house?}}
{{L|Mr. SquarePants|The only crime that ever happened at our house was the infestation of those worthless krill, but they should be gone by now.}}
{{L|Harold|The only crime that ever happened at our house was the infestation of those worthless krill, but they should be gone by now.}}
{{L|SpongeBob|So, you two aren't being tortured by cousin BlackJack?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|So, you two aren't being tortured by cousin BlackJack?}}
{{L|Mr. SquarePants|No, SpongeBob, your cousin BlackJack has paid his debt to society and renounced his criminal ways. Never again will he litter.}}
{{L|Harold|No, SpongeBob, your cousin BlackJack has paid his debt to society and renounced his criminal ways. Never again will he litter.}}
{{L|BlackJack|That's right, little man!}}
{{L|BlackJack|That's right, little man!}}
{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, well here comes the man of the hour. He's been talking all day about playing with his little cousin again. He mentioned something about jumping rope with like the old days. ''[SpongeBob's eyes break]''}}
{{L|Margret|Oh, well here comes the man of the hour. He's been talking all day about playing with his little cousin again. He mentioned something about jumping rope with like the old days. ''[SpongeBob's eyes break]''}}
{{L|BlackJack|Did you come here to quiver like a jellyfish, or did you come to wrestle?}}
{{L|BlackJack|Did you come here to quiver like a jellyfish, or did you come to wrestle?}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[whimpering]'' To quiver! ''[hides his eyes, nose, and mouth inside his head]''}}
{{L|SpongeBob|''[whimpering]'' To quiver! ''[hides his eyes, nose, and mouth inside his head]''}}

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