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{{EpisodeTranscript}}{{L|''[an envelope is pushed through SpongeBob's door]''}} | {{EpisodeTranscript}} | ||
{{L|''[an envelope is pushed through SpongeBob's door]''}} | |||
{{L|Gary|Meow.}} | {{L|Gary|Meow.}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Mr. Postman. Thanks, Gary. ''[throws some popcorn into Gary's mouth]'' Hm, can't read the return address. ''[tears the envelope open]'' Maybe this will shed some light. ''[reads the paper. The note has the words in different fonts glued to the paper]'' Hey, SpongeBob, it's your cousin BlackJack. Guess what? I'm out of prison and decided to pay your parents a visit. If you want to see them again, meet me for a wrestling match at their house. Try it little man. BlackJack. ''[end of letter]'' Cousin BlackJack's out of prison?!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Mr. Postman. Thanks, Gary. ''[throws some popcorn into Gary's mouth]'' Hm, can't read the return address. ''[tears the envelope open]'' Maybe this will shed some light. ''[reads the paper. The note has the words in different fonts glued to the paper]'' Hey, SpongeBob, it's your cousin BlackJack. Guess what? I'm out of prison and decided to pay your parents a visit. If you want to see them again, meet me for a wrestling match at their house. Try it little man. BlackJack. ''[end of letter]'' Cousin BlackJack's out of prison?!}} | ||
{{L|Gary|Meow?}} | {{L|Gary|Meow?}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That's right, Gary, | {{L|SpongeBob|That's right, Gary, THE cousin BlackJack. The same cousin BlackJack that used to beat me up all the time when we were kids! ''[flashback to a younger SpongeBob with a bowtie and blue hat on. He gets his body thrown to a wall, courtesy of BlackJack's brutality]''}} | ||
{{L|Young BlackJack|''[laughing]'' Come on, little man! Let's go a couple of rounds, if you think you're tough.}} | {{L|Young BlackJack|''[laughing]'' Come on, little man! Let's go a couple of rounds, if you think you're tough.}} | ||
{{L|Young SpongeBob|Why should we?}} | {{L|Young SpongeBob|Why should we?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|I may get beaten to a quivering pulp but I must do it, for the sake of my parents! ''[cries and wipes his eyes with a pair of underwear. Cuts to SpongeBob's parents' house where the building has been wrapped around with police tape and plastic]'' Oh, my gosh, what happened to my parents' house? What's this? "Do not cross"? Is that police tape? There's only one reason for the police being here: a crime has been committed! NO! Get it together, SquarePants! To face BlackJack, you've got to be as tough as nails! ''[forces himself inside the house]'' Huh? What?! All the furniture is covered in plastic! The police must have covered everything to preserve the crime scene. What could have happened here? ''[walks forward a little]'' What's this? BlackJack smashed my family portrait! Oh, no! What has he done with my parents?! ''[imagines his parents watching TV]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|I may get beaten to a quivering pulp but I must do it, for the sake of my parents! ''[cries and wipes his eyes with a pair of underwear. Cuts to SpongeBob's parents' house where the building has been wrapped around with police tape and plastic]'' Oh, my gosh, what happened to my parents' house? What's this? "Do not cross"? Is that police tape? There's only one reason for the police being here: a crime has been committed! NO! Get it together, SquarePants! To face BlackJack, you've got to be as tough as nails! ''[forces himself inside the house]'' Huh? What?! All the furniture is covered in plastic! The police must have covered everything to preserve the crime scene. What could have happened here? ''[walks forward a little]'' What's this? BlackJack smashed my family portrait! Oh, no! What has he done with my parents?! ''[imagines his parents watching TV]''}} | ||
{{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, darling, it's so nice to spend quality time with you; what with you in the office all hours of the day. ''[Mr. SquarePants snorts. BlackJack busts down the door and laughs]''}} | {{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, darling, it's so nice to spend quality time with you; what with you in the office all hours of the day. ''[Mr. SquarePants snorts. BlackJack busts down the door and laughs]''}} | ||
{{L|BlackJack|I got a new outfit for ya! ''[both parents are whimpering]''}} | {{L|BlackJack|I got a new outfit for ya!! ''[both parents are whimpering]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|That fiend! Where did he take them? I must find more evidence. What's this? Another note. ''[reads note]'' SpongeBob, I paid your parents a visit. Now, I'm going to do the same with Gramma! You better hurry, little man-boy. BlackJack. ''[end of note]'' He's going to get Grandma, too! I have to stop him! ''[cut to Grandma's house]'' Grandma, where are you? Are you okay? Grandma? You in here? Grandma? ''[sees a gingerbread man on a plate]'' Oh, no, I'm too late! He burnt you to a crisp! Oh, that animal! ''[cries]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|That fiend! Where did he take them? I must find more evidence. What's this? Another note. ''[reads note]'' SpongeBob, I paid your parents a visit. Now, I'm going to do the same with Gramma! You better hurry, little man-boy. BlackJack. ''[end of note]'' He's going to get Grandma, too! I have to stop him! ''[cut to Grandma's house]'' Grandma, where are you? Are you okay? Grandma? You in here? Grandma? ''[sees a gingerbread man on a plate]'' Oh, no, I'm too late! He burnt you to a crisp! Oh, that animal! ''[cries]''}} | ||
{{L|Grandma|SpongeBob?}} | {{L|Grandma|SpongeBob?}} | ||
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{{L|SpongeBob|Nice wormy, nice wormy. Nice wormy. ''[grabs the door handle to knock, but is tapped on the shoulder by his uncle in a thought cloud]''}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Nice wormy, nice wormy. Nice wormy. ''[grabs the door handle to knock, but is tapped on the shoulder by his uncle in a thought cloud]''}} | ||
{{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you? ''[SpongeBob imagines himself knocking on the door and BlackJack grabbing him through the door and using him as dental floss. He screams]''}} | {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Do you have any idea what people like that do to people like you? ''[SpongeBob imagines himself knocking on the door and BlackJack grabbing him through the door and using him as dental floss. He screams]''}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Captain Blue is right. I'm not cut out for this. I should just turn around and go home. ''[Margaret screams]'' Mother! ''[runs through the door]'' Mom?}} | {{L|SpongeBob|Uncle Captain Blue is right. I'm not cut out for this. I should just turn around and go home. ''[Margaret screams]'' Mother!! ''[runs through the door]'' Mom?}} | ||
{{L|Margaret|Help me!}} | {{L|Margaret|Help me!!!}} | ||
{{L|SpongeBob|They're trapped in the basement! ''[runs down into the basement]'' Mom, dad, quick! Let's get out of here!}} | {{L|SpongeBob|They're trapped in the basement! ''[runs down into the basement]'' Mom, dad, quick! Let's get out of here!}} | ||
{{L|Margaret|Oh, but if we leave now, we'll miss the party.}} | {{L|Margaret|Oh, but if we leave now, we'll miss the party.}} | ||
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