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 {{L|SpongeBob|Thank you, Mr. Postman. Thanks, Gary. ''[throws some popcorn into Gary's mouth]'' Hm, can't read the return address. ''[tears the envelope open]'' Maybe this will shed some light. ''[reads the paper. The note has the words in different fonts glued to the paper]'' Hey, SpongeBob, it's your cousin BlackJack. Guess what? I'm out of prison and decided to pay your parents a visit. If you want to see them again, meet me for a wrestling match at their house. Try it little man. BlackJack. ''[end of letter]'' Cousin BlackJack's out of prison?!}}
 {{L|Gary|Meow?}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|That's right, Gary, ''the'' cousin BlackJack! The same cousin BlackJack that used to beat me up all the time when we were kids! ''[flashback to a younger SpongeBob with a bowtie and blue hat on. He gets his body thrown to a wall, courtesy of BlackJack's brutality]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|That's right, Gary, the cousin BlackJack! The same cousin BlackJack that used to beat me up all the time when we were kids! ''[flashback to a younger SpongeBob with a bowtie and blue hat on. He gets his body thrown to a wall, courtesy of BlackJack's brutality]''}}
 {{L|Young BlackJack|''[laughing]'' Come on, little man! Let's go a couple of rounds, if you think you're tough.}}
 {{L|Young SpongeBob|Why should we?}}
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 {{L|SpongeBob|That brute has my parents! I got to get over there! ''[puts his clothes in a suitcase]'' Gary, I don't know how long I'll be gone. I don't know if I'll ever come back.}}
 {{L|Gary|Meow.}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|I may get beaten to a quivering pulp but I must do it, for the sake of my parents! ''[cries and wipes his eyes with a pair of underwear. Cuts to SpongeBob's parents' house where the building has been wrapped around with police tape and plastic]'' Oh, my gosh, what happened to my parents' house? What's this? "Do not cross"? Is that police tape? There's only one reason for the police being here: a crime has been committed! NO! Get it together, SquarePants! To face BlackJack, you've got to be as tough as nails! ''[forces himself inside the house]'' Huh? What?! All the furniture is covered in plastic! The police must have covered everything to preserve the crime scene. What could have happened here? ''[walks forward a little]'' What's this? BlackJack smashed my family portrait! Oh, no! What has he done with my parents?! ''[imagines his parents watching TV]''}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|I may get beaten to a quivering pulp but I must do it, for the sake of my parents! ''[cries and wipes his eyes with a pair of underwear. Cuts to SpongeBob's parents' house where the building has been wrapped around with police tape and plastic]'' Oh, my gosh, what happened to my parents' house? What's this? "Do not cross"? Is that police tape? There's only one reason for the police being here: a crime has been committed! No! Get it together, SquarePants! To face BlackJack, you've got to be as tough as nails! ''[forces himself inside the house]'' Huh? What?! All the furniture is covered in plastic! The police must have covered everything to preserve the crime scene. What could have happened here? ''[walks forward a little]'' What's this? BlackJack smashed my family portrait! Oh, no! What has he done with my parents?! ''[imagines his parents watching TV]''}}
 {{L|Mrs. SquarePants|Oh, darling, it's so nice to spend quality time with you; what with you in the office all hours of the day. ''[Mr. SquarePants snorts. BlackJack busts down the door and laughs]''}}
 {{L|BlackJack|I got a new outfit for ya! ''[laughs. Both parents are whimpering]''}}
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 {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Well, of course you can! ''[SpongeBob cuts off some coral, paints the house, and fixes the boat. When he's done, it's nighttime]''}}
 {{L|French Narrator|Much, much, much later...}}
-{{L|SpongeBob|''[uses his tongue to crawl to Captain Blue; screams]" I am desperately searching for my mommy and daddy!}}
+{{L|SpongeBob|''[uses his tongue to crawl to Captain Blue; screams]'' I am desperately searching for my mommy and daddy!}}
 {{L|Uncle Captain Blue|Landscaping? Isn't it a little dark out for landscaping? ''[SpongeBob grabs the music player and yanks it out of the wall]''}}
 {{L|SpongeBob|Listen, Uncle Captain Blue! We don't have much time. Cousin BlackJack has my parents held captive at his house!}}