Bikini Bottom's 7 Life Strategies/transcript

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants DVD bonus feature "Bikini Bottom's 7 Life Strategies." It can be found in these DVDs: Lost at Sea, which was released on March 4, 2003 and The Complete 1st Season, which was released on October 28, 2003.

Transcript

• Narrator: Bikini Bottom's seven life strategies are here, act now and you can learn from these crucial techniques for spongier, squarer,and absorbent living.
• Narrator: Number 1 Setting boundaries [plays scenes from the show]
• Narrator: Number 2 Reverence [plays scenes from episodes]
• Narrator: Number 3 Self-esteem [plays scenes]
• Narrator: Number 4 Affirmation [plays scenes]
• Narrator: Number 5 Gratitude [plays scenes]
• Narrator: Number 6 Coping Skills [plays scenes]
• Narrator: Number 7 Compassion [plays scenes]
• Narrator: With these seven life strategies you'll be living squarer, spongier, yellower, and
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