A Day Without Tears

"A Day Without Tears" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season . In this episode,A Day Without Tears is an SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season seven.

Brief summary: - Squidward is sick and tired of Spongebob crying every once in a while.

Plot

Spongebob wakes up, stubs his toe, and starts crying. He ruins his favorite shirt and starts crying once again. He goes downstairs and hears a sad song on the radio, he cries. At work, Squidward tells SpongeBob that he cries too much, SpongeBob denys it. Squidward then pulls up a TV and plays a video of the millions of times and places SpongeBob has cried over those years. He then makes a bet with spongebob that he couldn't last untill midnight without crying. So he gives SpongeBob a test of the things that could cause sadness or crying and see if he could past the test, otherwise, he'll have to do tiredsome responsibilities for Squidward.

Other Episodes Where SpongeBob Cries

For the other episodes where the rest of the characters cry, see Lists of instances of crying by character. Note: This section is incomplete. Please finish this section, thanks!

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Episode	Reason where he cries
Help Wanted	Cried because he thinks it is hard to suceed at a job at The Krusty Krab.
Plankton!	Cried because Plankton stole a Krabby Patty and force SpongeBob to drop it in the transmittor at The Chum Bucket.
Naughty Nautical Neighbors	Cried because Patrick became friends with Squidward.
Boating School	Cried because he thinks he's cheating.
Pizza Delivery	Cried because the customer did not accept the pizza.
Home Sweet Pineapple	Cried because his house was gone, and he was moving away.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy	Cried because Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy were retired.
Pickles	Cried because he forgot the ingredients of the Double Krabby Patty.
Hall Monitor	Cried because when the school day was over, he did not get to wear the uniform.
Squeaky Boots	Cried because he thought he lost the boots.
Nature Pants	Cried because he missed his friends.
Culture Shock	Cried because he wanted to be in the talent show.
F.U.N.	Cried because Plankton stole a patty and he didn't tell him.
Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost	Cried because he and Patrick ruined Squidward's statue.
The Chaperone	Cried because he wrote an entire list that said "Don't cry", and he cried because his list was ruined.
Employee of the Month	Cried because he thought Squidward was going to be the next Employee of the Month.
I Was a Teenage Gary:	Cried because Gary got really sick from starvation.
Karate Choppers	Cried because he got fired from the Krusty Krab because of Sandy.
The Paper	Cried because he loved Squidward's shirt
Arrgh!	He, Patrick and Krabs cried because they couldn't find the treasure.
Texas	Cried because Sandy sang a sad song which made everyone cry in return.
Walking Small	Cried because he thought Plankton used him for "land developent".
Fools in April	Cried becuase Squidward played a cruel prank on him and he didn't even apologize.
Neptune's Spatula:	Cried because he didn't want to go to Atlantis.
Hooky	Cried because he didn't listen to what Mr. Krabs said about the hooks.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II	Cried because Barnacle Boy tried to destroy his prize, and he wanted to join them.
Something Smells	Cried while cutting hot onions. He also cried because his smelly breath moves people away from him, thinking he has "The ugly".
Your Shoe's Untied	Cried because he couldn't do anything at work because of his shoes.
Bossy Boots	Cried because Pearl asked him to take off the following condiments.
Bubble Buddy	Cried because the beachgoers were going to pop Bubble Buddy.
Dying for Pie	Cried because Squidward doesn't like his new sweater. He made the new sweater with his tears.
Christmas Who?	He cried because Santa Claus did not come to Bikini Bottom
Wormy	He and Patrick cried because the flying moster eats Wormy and they'll never forget him.
Patty Hype	Cried because Krabs and Squidward were making fun of his Pretty Patties and he also Cried because his first customer did not like the patties.
Dumped	Cried because Gary hung out with Patrick and did not come back home with Spongebob.
Grandma's Kisses	Cried because the people at the Krusty Krab laughed at him just because Grandma SquarePants kissed him on his forehead, and because he still wanted to be loved.
I'm Your Biggest Fanatic	Cried because he's scared that Queen Jellyfish is going to sting him.
Pre-Hibernation Week	Cried because he couldn't take the games he and Sandy were playing.
The Smoking Peanut	Cried because he threw a peanut at Clamu in Bikini Bottom Zoo.
Life of Crime	Cried because he and Patrick popped a balloon on "Free Day".
The Secret Box	Cried because he soiled his friendship with Patrick, and the fact that Patrick said that his friendship was over.
Artist Unknown	Cried because he couldn't do anything right.
The Fry Cook Games	Cried because he and Patrick were wearing different underwear.
Just One Bite	Cried because Squidward refused to eat the Krabby Patty and He also cried because he cremated a Patty.
Squid on Strike	Cried because he got fired from the Krusty Krab, and he can't drop his hat.
Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm:	Cried because Sandy was going to fight the worm, and he didn't want her to go.
Welcome to the Chum Bucket	Cried because he misses the Krusty Krab when Krabs loses him in a card game. He also cried after "A Grill is Not a Home".
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV	Cried because he shrunk all Bikini Bottom inhabitants and he thought Mermaid Man was going to be mad at him.
Nasty Patty	He cried because of the "dead" health inspector.
Idiot Box:	He and Patrick cried because of the two avalanches Squidward caused.
No Weenies Allowed:	He cried because when he was cracking his knuckles, he broke his fingers instead
Krab Borg	He cried because he couldn't take the way Squidward slapped Mr. Krabs.
Rock-a-Bye Bivalve	He and Patrick cried cause they both were "bad parents" just because they can't catch the baby scallap.
Wet Painters	He and Patrick cried because they're scared about Mr. Krabs seeing his first dollar with paint on it.
Party Pooper Pants	Cried because he thinks no one is coming to his party.
Chocolate with Nuts	He and Patrick started to cry when they heard the supposedly-injured The Con Man's fake story.
My Pretty Seahorse	He cried after listening to Krabs's story, and while Mystery left him.
Graveyard Shift	He cried because of the "ghost" returned from the dead.
New Student Starfish	He cried because Patrick got him in trouble, and one of his good noodle stars removed.
Clams	He and Squidward cried because Mr. Krabs was eaten by a giant clam.
The Great Snail Race	He cried because he over-trained Gary
Mid-Life Crustacean	He and Patrick teared up because Mr. Krabs and called them lame.
Born Again Krabs	Cried because it's closing time at the Krusty Krab.
Missing Identity	He lost his identity.
Ugh	He, Pathar, and Squog got into a fight over a fire log, at the end of the chase, the fire goes out.
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie	Cried because he didn't get the job as manager at the Krusty Krab 2.
The Lost Mattress	Cried because he didn't mean to make Mr. Krabs drop his keys and he's very angry.
Selling Out	Cried because Mr. Krabs's left and sold the Krusty Krab.
Funny Pants	Cried because he burned out his "laughbox".
Dunces and Dragons	He and Patrick cried because they were going to miss each other.
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture	Cried because his movie was ruined
Patrick SmartPants	Cried because Patrick was too smart for him.
Have You Seen This Snail?	Cried because he missed Gary.
Chimps Ahoy	Cried because Sandy was leaving Bikini Bottom
Karate Island	Cried because he was so happy for the mailman to think he is special.
All That Glitters	Cried because his spatula broke, and because his spatula turned his back on him.
Once Bitten	Cried because Gary bit him.
Bummer Vacation	Cried because he couldn't come back to the Krusty Krab while he was on vacation.
Best Day Ever	Cried because his things didn't go out well.
Wigstruck	Cried because he was forced to give up the wig.
That's No Lady	Cried because a man told Patrick to get out of town.
Hocus Pocus	He thought he turned Squidward into a dessert even thought it was pastchio ice cream.
Driven to Tears	He failed his boating test, and he was jealous that Patrick got a boatmobile and he didn't.
The Pink Purloiner	He cried because Patrick stole his jellyfishing net.
Waiting	Patrick "broke" his new toy.
Born to Be Wild	Cried because a bunch of gangbikers were coming to Bikini Bottom and Mr. Krabs decided to welcome them.
Best Frenemies	Cried because he got hairy from Kelp Shake.
New Digs	Cried because he was 1 minute late.
To Love a Patty	Cried because his patty was ruined because of the waterfall. He also cried because his patty started to stink.
Breath of Fresh Squidward	He cried because Squidward was the new employee of the month.
Roller Cowards	He and Patrick cried because they thought they died after the new rollercoaster ride.
The Original Fry Cook	He cried because Jim was getting all the attention.
Night Light	Cried because there were no light.
A Flea in Her Dome	Cried because Sandy had been gone for 2 whole days.
The Krusty Plate	Cried because of a stain on a plate while he was at the Krusty Krab washing dishes, it refused to come off until he pulled out the big guns.
Picture Day	Cried because he kept getting dirty.
Blackjack	Cried because he thought his Grandma was a cookie.
Blackened Sponge	Cried because he got a black eye.
Fungus Among Us	Cried because customers are going to go after him.
Goo Goo Gas	Cried because Plankton turned him into a baby.
The Inmates of Summer	He and Patrick cried because they were leaving.
The Two Faces of Squidward	Cried because he was worried that Squidward was in hospital. Later, he cried because he had to hurt Squidward.
SpongeHenge	Cried because the Krusty Krab got deserted due to high winds.
To Save a Squirrel	Cried because him and Patrick was afraid of a cricket.
Pest of the West	Cried because he didn't have an ancensor
Penny Foolish	Cired because he
Not Normal	Cried because he didn't want to be normal.
Gone	Cried because of everyone gone.
Sun Bleached	Cried because he got "Sun Bleached".
The Splinter	Cried because Squidward forced to Tell Krabs that he was going to be sent home because of the splinter.
What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?	Cried because everyone calls him Idiot Boy.
The Slumber Party:	Cried because Pearl was holding a slumber party for girls only. He had several attempts to get in.
Porous Pockets	Cried because he didn't have a penny to donate.
The Card	Cried because Card 54 is broken.
Ditchin'	Cried because he was ditchin'.
Toy Store of Doom:	Cried because the toy store wasn't open.
Shell Shocked	Cried because square looked terrible on Gary.
Squid's Visit	Cried because Squidward didn't want to visit him.
Stuck in the Wringer:	Cried because of the forever glue.
Model Sponge:	Cried because he thought he lost his job.
The Curse of Bikini Bottom:	Cried because he and Patrick didn't like being ghosts.
Kracked Krabs	Cried because he was scared on why Mr. Krabs was so generous
The Flowers is Always Pretty:	He, Patrick, and Sandy cried because they miss Bikini Bottom.
Wishes Came True As a SquarePant:	He and Patrick cried because they break Sandy's glass statue.
The Noon of the Angry Tentacles:	He and Patrick cry because they're tired of Squidward being angry.
SpongeBob Hurrys to School:	Cried because he's late for school.
Clam Duck:	Cried because he wanted to go home because of a clam duck.
Wants to Cry:	Cried at the whole episode but stopped at the end.
New Squirrels Welcomed in Bikini Bottom:	Cried because he, Patrick, Sandy and Stephanie wanted to be in the concert.
Squidicon:	Cried because he and Patrick miss Squidward.
Super Brawl:	Cried becuase he got beaten.

Trivia/Goofs

• Watch the full episode: [1].
• The title card is identical to Pickles, but it's a bit zoomed-in more.
• On the radio, if you listen carfully, the announcer said the song was by Eely Dan. This is a obvious referance to the jazz rock band Steely Dan. Also the next song was by Lionel Fishy. This is also a reference to Lionel Richie.
• When Squidward puts the slideshow of Spongebob crying, none of them were in any episode.
• This episode may be a reference to a Smurfs episode Crying Smurfs.
• The Bikini Bottom Men's Chorus made another appearance in this episode.

APM Music Identification

• Saddness of Love D - Title Card
• Hawaiian Cocktail - SpongeBob stubs his toe.
• Drama Link E - Squidward gets irritated with SpongeBob's crying.
• Drama Link C - SpongeBob thinks in his head, "I'm not going to cry! I'm not going to cry!"
• Drama Link O - "And finally, sad news for Mermaid Man & Barnicle Boy fans. They will only be showing the Mermaid Man & Barnicle Boy episodes 7 times a day, instead of 8 ..." (then SpongeBob changes the channel)
• Drama Link F - SpongeBob throws the TV out the window.