Shanghaied: Squidward's ending/transcript

[The episode goes as normal until it gets to the decision.]
Flying Dutchman: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... You are it! [stops on Squidward]
SpongeBob: Squidward, you get a wish! A great big wish!
Squidward: That's right! And you know what I wish?
Patrick: No!
Squidward: I wish that I had never met you two barnacle-heads before in my entire life!
Flying Dutchman: So be it. [a magic cloud surrounds the two before granting the wish. Squidward now finds himself right next to SpongeBob and Patrick who magically do not know who Squidward is]
SpongeBob: Hi there, I don't believe we've met. My name is SpongeBob, and this is my associate Patrick.
Patrick: Hi.
Squidward: [to the Flying Dutchman] That's not what I meant!
Flying Dutchman: Well, now that introductions are out of the way, it's time for dinner. [grabs out a metal knife and fork]
[The Flying Dutchman appears with a big belly, and the clothes of SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward remain on a plate.]
SpongeBob: [in the Flying Dutchman's belly] And what did you say your name was?
Squidward: [also in the Flying Dutchman's belly] I'm Squidward. I'm your neighbor.
SpongeBob: Oh, nice to meet you, Squid-ward. [tries to pronounce it right] We'll have plenty of time to get to know each other, I guess. [laughs]