Shanghaied: Patrick's ending/transcript

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants Shanghaied short "Shanghaied: Patrick's ending," which aired on November 5, 2002 (Sea Stories DVD)
September 22, 2009 (The First 100 Episodes disc 5).

[The episode goes as normal until it gets to the decision]
Flying Dutchman: Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a sailor by the toe, if he hollers, let him go, my mother told me to pick the very best one and... You are it! [Stops on Patrick]
SpongeBob: [worried] That's you, Patrick. Make your wish.
Patrick: Uhh...
Squidward: Wait, Patrick. Listen, I do not particularly feel like being trapped here for all eternity. Eternity is a very long time... [demonstrates the length of eternity as if it were a piece of string. Patrick's eyes look at each end] Understand?!
SpongeBob: [rushes in] Patrick, you've got to think harder than you ever thought before.
Patrick: Uhh...
SpongeBob: That's not going to do it! Think harder!
Patrick: [thinks harder] Uhh...
Squidward: [simultaneously with SpongeBob] You can do it! Come on! Put on your thinking cap! Come on!
SpongeBob: [simultaneously with Squidward] Come on, Patrick! Yes, think, think really hard! [Patrick thinks intensely] Yes, Patrick! You're doing good!
Patrick: Uhh... [inside Patrick's eye is a toaster that ejects a slice of toast] Okay! I got it!
Flying Dutchman: Thou wish is granted.
Patrick: [chewing on gum] Oh, I'm sorry. [grabs out a pack of gum from his pocket] Want some gum? [SpongeBob and Squidward are shocked]
Squidward: You wished for gum?
Patrick: Well, if we're gonna be here forever, we might as well have fresh breath!
[SpongeBob and Squidward take a piece of gum each and chews some gum as well]
[The Flying Dutchman appears with a big belly, and the clothes of SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward remain on a plate. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward are complaining inside of the Flying Dutchman's belly]
SpongeBob: Come on, Mr. Dutchman, let us out! Don't be so mean! Why do you have to be so bad? Come on, let us out!
Patrick: Come on! Let us out! Come on, now! Let us out, please!
Squidward: Let us out! Please! Just one more wish! That's all we need! Just, come on, just let us out! Let us out of here!
Flying Dutchman: Ahh, minty.