Bikini Bottom's 7 Life Strategies/transcript

Bikini Bottom's 7 Life Strategies

General

DVD bonus feature №:

10

Airdate

March 4, 2003 (Lost at Sea)
October 28, 2003 (The Complete 1st Season)

Chronology

1. Backstage Pants
2. SpongeBob's Start
3. Graveyard Shift (voice-over)
4. Texas (voice-over)
5. Dying for Pie (voice-over)
6. Drawing Characters
7. The Graveyard Shift: In the Beginning
8. Show Design
9. Drawing the Goo Lagoon
10. Bikini Bottom's 7 Life Strategies
11. Behind the Scenes: Special Delivery
12. The Origin of SpongeBob SquarePants
13. The First Season Crew on...
14. Everybody's Talking: The Voices Behind SpongeBob SquarePants
15. Around the World with SpongeBob SquarePants
16. The Absorbing Tale Behind The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
17. Case of the Sponge "Bob"
18. Saving the Surf
19. How to Draw SpongeBob SquarePants & His Underwater Buddies
20. Behind the Scenes: The Voices of SpongeBob & Friends
21. Behind the Scenes with Pick Boy and SpongeBob
22. Inside the SpongeBob Animation Studios
23. Behind the Pantis
24. Plankton's Special Sinister Commentary
25. Square Roots: The Story of SpongeBob SquarePants
26. Life Lessons from Bikini Bottom
27. Help Wanted: The Seven Seas Edition
28. Behind the Scenes of the SpongeBob Opening
29. How to Make SpongeBob SquarePants
30. Behind the Scenes: Legends of Bikini Bottom
31. Change of Sea-Nery: Getting to the Bottom of a Stop-motion Bikini Bottom

This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants DVD bonus feature "Bikini Bottom's 7 Life Strategies." It can be found in these DVDs: Lost at Sea, which was released on March 4, 2003 and The Complete 1st Season, which was released on October 28, 2003.

Narrator: Bikini Bottom's 7 Life Strategies are here! Act now and you can put into practice these crucial techniques for spongier, squarer, and more absorbent living!
Narrator: Number 1: "Setting boundaries" [plays scenes from episodes]
Patrick: Don't touch me, I'm sterile!
SpongeBob: I can't play with you anymore! I just can't take the games!
Squidward: Be quiet, SpongeBob!
Narrator: Number 2: "Reverence" [plays scenes from episodes]
SpongeBob: Wow, a golden spatula!
SpongeBob: Ta-da! A perfect patty.
SpongeBob: You delicate little Krabby Patty. With your tasty, juicy, scrumptious, warm, steamy goodness.
Narrator: Number 3: "Self-esteem" [plays scenes from episodes]
SpongeBob: Do you know how lucky you are to have a friend like me?
Patrick: And they said I'd never make anything out of myself.
SpongeBob: I am confident in my ability to successfully succeed.
SpongeBob: I is 100% ma-male.
Sandy: I'm hotter than a hickory-smoked sausage!
SpongeBob: Let an old pro show you how to do it.
Narrator: Number 4: "Affirmation" [plays scenes from episodes]
SpongeBob: I...am a man!
Patrick: The dirty therapy seems to be working just fine.
Plankton: Everything works out.
SpongeBob: Well, a sponge has to look his spongiest.
Gary: Meow.
Narrator: Number 5: "Gratitude" [plays scenes from episodes]
Mr. Krabs: The customer is always right.
SpongeBob: You taught me a valuable lesson.
Mr. Krabs: Nickel buddy, I'll never spend you!
SpongeBob: Haven't you ever had a very special friend?
Narrator: Number 6: "Coping Skills" [plays scenes from episodes]
SpongeBob: Oh, barnacles!
Plankton: Hahahaha!
SpongeBob: [separates into seven smaller SpongeBob's, who all run away and then join back together, except for one, which SpongeBob catches and places in an open space on his backside]
Narrator: Number 7: "Compassion" [plays scenes from episodes]
Plankton: You weak-minded fool!
Mr. Krabs: Or I'll feel your life with misery and woe.
SpongeBob: Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player.
SpongeBob: Pfft!
Narrator: With these 7 life strategies, you'll be sponge-errific, sponge-tastic, sponge-elicious even. But when in doubt, remember the SpongeBob Mantra: "I'm ready! I'm ready!" Good, now you're ready to living squarer, yellower, and spongier everyday! Repeat after SpongeBob: "I'm ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready! Ready!"