The Patrick Star Game/transcript

Transcript

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This article is the transcript for cutscenes of the video game The Patrick Star Game, which was released on October 4, 2024.

First sentence

Patrick: Oh, tartar sauce. I wanna keep going!
[Patrick finds a quarter.]
Patrick: Ooh! A quarter!
[Patrick goes to get the quarter and then goes back to the kiddie ride.]
Patrick: Ha-ha-ha! Whee!
[The game cuts to Conch Street and zooms to Patrick's house where it opens up with Patrick on the rock.]
Patrick: Good morning! [falls down] Oof! Hey! Who turned out the lights?! [walks out of his house] Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! A whole day to do whatever I want!
[Patrick sees Gary at the Downtown Bikini Bottom playground.]
Patrick: Oh, hey! It's Gary!
Gary: Meow!
Patrick: Aww... why's he all by his little lonesome all the way over here?

Patrick: Oh! Hey, Squidward! What's up!
Squidward: "What's up?" "What's up?!?" Don't you "what's up" me, pal! You know perfectly well "what's up!" This whole place is packed! This is my third-favorite sunbathing spot and it's filled with other people and their stuff! And don't get me started on the noise! I just wanna sunbathe and there's talking over here, and music over there. It's loud and annoying and I can't take it anymore! Patrick, make your obnoxiousness useful and clear this place out, right now!
Patrick: Sorry, Squidward! Not my park, not my problem!
Squidward: Now you listen here, I want this place cleared out and I want it cleared out pronto! You hear me?! [cuts to Patrick's face and then back to Squidward] Fine. If I give you some sand dollars, will you clear this place out for me?
Patrick: Oh boy! Sand dollars! You got it, Squidward! I'll have this place cleared out before you can say triple sea-nut butter and jellyfish jelly sandwiches!

Squidward: Are they gone yet? Oh! They are! Excellent, now I can sunbathe in peace. Take your sand dollars and scram, you egg.
Patrick: Scrambled eggs?! Where?!