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{{L|''[The | {{L|''[A restaurant manager is driving on the road while on the phone.]''}} | ||
{{L|Restaurant manager|Yes, sir, I'm well away that we need a new super chef ''[stops in front of the Krusty Krab]'' for the big, new stadium restaurant. ''[on the phone while walking inside]'' I found three potential candidates, and I just need one more, someone with pizzazz!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[flips a patty in the kitchen, putting it all together on a plate]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Huh? ''[to SpongeBob]'' Will you cut the pizzazz and finish the order? ''[grunts]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[opens a pickle jar, slipping]'' Whoops! ''[hits the pickles with his spatula, jumps onto Squidward's head, and leaps into the air, grabbing a rope and catching all the ingredients with a plate; he jumps on Squidward's head again and goes back into the kitchen]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[on the phone]'' Listen, I gotta go.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[juggling ingredients]'' Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! ''[jumps and taps his feet]'' Ahh!}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[enters kitchen]'' Hey, buddy.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams, sending the ingredients flying, then he maneuvers around to catch them all]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|That's some mighty fancy cooking. Is that my order? ''[takes the patty and takes a bite into it, gasps]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Is there anything wrong with it?}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|Is there anything wrong, he says. There's only everything right with it! ''[tosses patty]'' What are you doing here in this greasy dump when you could be a culinary superstar in the ''[eyes turn into stars]'' big leagues? Who's your manager? Who?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Mr. Krabs is my manager.}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[comes out of the cupboard, sending Krabby Patties flying]'' What's all the rumpus in here? ''[points]'' Who's this clownfish?}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[holding a piece of paper up to Mr. Krabs]'' This clownfish is gonna make you a very wealthy crab.}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Culinary Stadium Restaurant? What's that?}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|It's a ''[a miniature version of the stadium appears above them]'' bold new concept. We've converted a baseball stadium into a restaurant, ''[the mini stadium opens up]'' serving thousands of food fans at the same ''[snaps his fingers to pop the stadium]'' time. ''[grabs SpongeBob]'' So, how much to take this greenhorn, this rookie, this dinghy full of holes off of your claws? Look at him. ''[close-up of food stains on SpongeBob's tie]'' Food stains on his tie. ''[clicks tongue]'' Deplorable.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[licks tie]'' Not deplorable-- delicious!}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I could never part ways with me--}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[holds up a large stack of cash, as more appears below them]''}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[takes a dollar and uses it to fan himself, moaning]'' Oh, pardon my vapors.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|But Mr. Krabs, ''[crying]'' I don't want to leave the Krusty Krab.}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[holding the stacks of cash]'' Yeah, far be it from me to hold you back, boy-o. By the looks of this legal tender, it's obvious you're destined ''[takes off SpongeBob's hat and puts it on the stack of cash]'' for bigger and better things. ''[kissing the money stack]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[picks up SpongeBob and carries him out]'' Let's get out of here.}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|''[wearing a fedora with a toothpick in his mouth]'' Hey, kid. Go get 'em, hotshot. Knock 'em dead. ''[clicks tongue]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[continues trudging, then briefly stops to see that Patrick has disappeared, with only a gust of wind remaining]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|''[voice only]'' Knock 'em dead. ''[clicks tongue]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Huh?}} | |||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Tryouts Kitchen.]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|Okay, you lowly hash slingers. ''[walking in front of the four contestants, including SpongeBob]'' This is the tryout kitchen. The four of you will compete cooking against each other. ''[the eel is sweating and tugs her collar]'' You'll be eliminated one by one ''[the turtle bangs his fists and grunts]'' until there's only one of you ''[SpongeBob excitedly stands in place]'' left standing. ''[the shrimp is filing the ingredients]'' That person and only that person will cook for the whole stadium and receive the title of ''[takes off fedora]'' super chef.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[reaches out his arm long enough to poke on the restaurant manager's shoulder]'' What happens when you're eliminated?}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|You'll be ''[presses on a remote to turn on a monitor]'' selling dirty water hot dogs on the freeway.}} | |||
{{L|''[On the monitor, Fondue Man is seen selling hot dogs on the freeway.]''}} | |||
{{L|Fred|''[while driving, tosses a can at Fondue Man]''}} | |||
{{L|Fondue Man|''[gets hit in the head with another can]'' Oh!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Looks like fun. ''[to the turtle]'' Hello. My name is SpongeBob.}} | |||
{{L|Turtle|''[uses a whisker to shake SpongeBob's hand]'' Put her there.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[close-up of his now curled fingers]'' Curly finger fries. ''[laughs, then inflates his hand with his mouth, which makes him float; he pops it, falls down, then salutes]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[banging spoon in bucket]'' Let's go, go, go, you goofy gourmets. You got your broth, and you got your ingredients. I want to taste a soup that's unique with a flavor that's singular! Let's get ''[tosses bucket]'' cooking!}} | |||
{{L|''[All of the contestants except the turtle begin chopping up their ingredients. SpongeBob finishes chopping.]''}} | |||
{{L|Turtle|''[bangs his table to send the ingredients into his pot]'' Thanks. ''[laughs]'' Aw, gee. Looks like you ain't got no fixin's for mix-ins. Ha-ha!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps onto the table]'' Hey, that's not fair. ''[the turtle hits him and turns him into an accordion, laughs]'' Some romantic dinner music?}} | |||
{{L|Turtle|''[to the eel]'' You know what your soup needs? A little roughage. Let me ''[pours nails from a box into the eel's pot]'' "nail" it for ya. ''[laughs]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[looks at his watch]'' Ten seconds left!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Oh, what do I do? What do I do?}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[from a thought cloud's flashback]'' Look at him. Food stains on his tie.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[pops thought bubble]'' My tie! ''[dunks the food stains from his tie into the pot]'' Dunk, dunk.}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[bangs pot with spoon, then uses his spoon to slurp some of the shrimp's soup]'' Hmm. Not bad.}} | |||
{{L|''[Several cans start rolling around near the shrimp, for which he uses his foot to push them away.]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[tries the eel's soup, then spits several nails onto the turtle's face]'' Nails are unacceptable! You're out! ''[uses a remote to make a vacuum appear above the eel]''}} | |||
{{L|Eel|Aw. ''[gets sucked in by the vacuum]'' Oh! ''[cut to her wheeling in a hot dog cart next to Fondue Man}} | |||
{{L|Fondue Man|''[whimpers, waves, then gets hit with another can]'' Oh!}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[slurping the tle's soup, walks away]'' Not bad. Not good, but not bad.}} | |||
{{L|Turtle|''[manages to smile]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[slurps SpongeBob's soup]'' Excellent! Light, refreshing, with just a hint of rayon! This round goes to the sponge!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[a golden horseshoe wreath lands on top of him, which causes him to neigh like a horse]''}} | |||
{{L|Turtle|''[grumbling]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|Listen up, you gruff guppies. The next challenge is pizza! I want a pizza that's extraordinary, unanticipated, from left field-- and no nails. ''[walks away; the contestants are each seen with a dough ball]''}} | |||
{{L|Turtle|''[spits nails at the shrimp, pinning him to the wall]''}} | |||
{{L|Shrimp|''[sighs]''}} | |||
{{L|Turtle|''[chewing and blowing gum as SpongeBob rolls his dough]'' Look, buddy, I'm sorry about before. Let me make it up to you. ''[spits something from his mouth onto a grotesque dough ball, which he holds out to SpongeBob]'' I've made this special pizza dough from me old mother's recipe. I'd like you to have it.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Much obliged. ''[takes the dough, sniffs]'' Mmm, minty. ''[begins shaping the new dough]''}} | |||
{{L|Turtle|Heh heh. ''[smashes his fist into the dough, then tosses it and places it on the ground, then walks away]''}} | |||
{{L|Shrimp|''[at the turtle's counter]'' So you like nails, do you? ''[chuckles as he pours nails on the dough, followed by cheese]''}} | |||
{{L|Turtle|Huh? Stealing my cheese, huh? ''[grabs the shrimp by the shirt]'' I know just what to do with shrimps like you.}} | |||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to later, when the contestants except the shrimp have their pizzas ready.]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|Mm, what happened to the shrimp? I guess some folks can't handle the pressure. Turtle, you're up. ''[eats a slice of the turtle's pizza, then spits nails out of his mouth onto the turtle]'' What did I say about no nails? You're out! ''[presses a button on his remote to suck the turtle in with a vacuum}} | |||
{{L|Turtle|''[as he is stuck on the vacuum, to SpongeBob]'' It had to be you! I'll get back at you if it's the last thing I do! ''[gets fully sucked in, then wheels in a hot dog cart next to the other vendors, tosses a can at Fondue Man, then gets hit with an anchor by a driver]''}} | |||
{{L|Eel and Fondue Man|''[laugh]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|Huh. ''[picks up the pizza]'' Unusual shape. ''[eats the entire pizza at once]'' Mmm. ''[smacks lips]'' Hints of mint, tropical berry, cinnamon. But what's this flavor? ''[blows bubblegum, which pops and frees the shrimp]''}} | |||
{{L|Shrimp|Oh! ''[falls down, in a fetal position]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[laughs]'' That's it. Shrimp! I love shrimp on pizza! The competition is over. Looks like you hit a home run, sponge. ''[kicks the counter out of the way as a trophy band lands on him]'' Welcome to the big leagues!}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[gasps, takes vegetable bouquet, eyes tearing up]'' Even the dreams that you've never had can come true.}} | |||
{{L|''[Bubble transition to the Culunary Stadium.]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[over the microphone]'' Welcome to the Culinary Stadium, food fans. The cooking is about to begin. Food fans, ''[camera pans downward to a giant silver platter]'' will you please give a warm welcome to our new super chef, ''[the platter is lifted up to reveal SpongeBob's kitchen]'' SpongeBob SquarePants?}} | |||
{{L|''[SpongeBob and the restaurant manager are seen behind the stadium.]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[grabbing SpongeBob by the hand]'' That's you, champ. You're on!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|''[as SpongeBob walks past him]'' Hey, kid. Knock it out of the park. ''[clicks tongue]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[continues walking, then looks back to see only a gust of wind remains]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|''[voice only]'' Knock it out of the park. ''[clicks tongue]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Huh? ''[shrugs]'' Eh. ''[walks onto the stadium and into the kitchen]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[over microphone]'' Let's cook! First up, ''[the mentioned objects all appear on a screen]'' caramelized kelp, pesto coral, and grilled chocolate algae.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[chops the ingredients with his hand, which then land on three separate plates]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[over microphone, SpongeBob grabs ingredients from the fridge and throws an egg onto the pan with his foot]'' Oh, the rookie is off to a great start.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[twirls and tosses the pizza dough with his nose]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[over microphone]'' He's showing excellent form. ''[SpongeBob uses his foot to open the oven door]'' Look at the arm on that kid.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[places the pot into the oven]''}}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[over microphone, SpongeBob salts the dishes]'' Fried sea bananas, ''[SpongeBob hits the counter to send the dishes flying]'' the gold flake breadsticks, ''[SpongeBob kicks the dishes to serve them to the crowd]'' twigs in a blanket.}} | |||
{{L|Rich people|''[murmuring]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[over microphone, SpongeBob pours some of the fridge's contents into a blender]'' Oh-ho, SpongeBob is handling all the orders like a true champion.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[puts the lid on the blender and holds onto it as it activates and shoots green goop, sending him into the air]''}} | |||
{{L|Turtle|''[holding ticking dynamite, which he places underneath a table]'' I told him I'd get him back. ''[cackles and tiptoes away]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[flips back into the kitchen, eating the vegetables and spitting them back out into slices]''}} | |||
{{L|''[The camera zooms in onto Squidward and Mr. Krabs.]''}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm. Why are there no tables up here?}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|The tables with food are for the wealthy moneybags down below ''[camera pans over to the fancy fish eating the food]'' in the premium section.}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Hmm. We only get to watch 'em eat?}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|''[holds out a pair of binoculars and uses them]'' I know. Isn't it wonderful?}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[takes the binoculars]'' Give me that. ''[looking at SpongeBob through the binoculars]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[over microphone as SpongeBob cooks]'' Such skill, such agility! But can he keep up the pace? ''[buzzer blares]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[looks up and gasps]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[over microphone]'' The orders are piling up for our rookie.}} | |||
{{L|''[The scoreboard moves quickly and catches smoke.]''}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[using binoculars]'' Uh-oh. ''[looks at SpongeBob struggling to cook]'' Looks like our boy is in trouble.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[screams as he spills food from his bowl and the oven sets on fire, then slips on the food and screams again as he is on fire; he lands in the sink full of soap]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[over microphone, the fridge dumps out all of its contents as it falls down]'' All food bases are loaded!}} | |||
{{L|Crowd|''[booing as Mr. Krabs writes on a piece of paper]''}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|What are you doing?}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|I'm giving ''[crumples up the paper and turns it into a paper plane]'' SpongeBob an order I know he can ''[tosses the paper plane]'' win with.}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Let me guess.}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|Krabby Patties.}} | |||
{{L|Squidward|Typical.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[the paper plane lands in his eye]'' Huh? ''[takes the paper and reads it]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[over microphone]'' Looks like our chef has a special order, folks.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[jumps out of the food pile and begins making the patties]'' Whoo-hoo-hee!}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|Wait a minute. ''[SpongeBob jumps into the food pile]'' That doesn't look like gourmet food.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[inhales, spits lettuce onto the bottom buns, then puts patties onto them with a pot and spatula]'' Whoo! Hey! Ha! Ha! ''[chops open a bag of buns, of which land on the patties]'' Wap! Hey! ''[spins around, throwing patties at the crowd]''}} | |||
{{L|Crowd|''[eat the patties, cheer and applaud]''}} | |||
{{L|Referee|''[blows whistle]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|''[as SpongeBob tosses patties]'' Time out! ''[snatches a patty]'' You're supposed to be cooking high-class cuisine, not fast food.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[shrugs]'' Yeah, well, ''[jumps onto the counter]'' thanks for the opportunity, but I like it batter in the Krusty leagues. ''[takes off his chef hat and gives it to the restaurant manager]'' I forfeit. ''[jumps off the counter]''}} | |||
{{L|Restaurant manager|Huh, these kids today. ''[walks off]'' No respect for the game.}} | |||
{{L|''[Cut to SpongeBob walking behind the stadium, and spots Patrick sitting again.]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Hey, kid. You're blowing up big-time. Don't you hear 'em? ''[clicks tongue]''}} | |||
{{L|Crowd|''[as SpongeBob looks toward the stadium]'' SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Go out there. Take your final bow.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[runs away and looks back to see Patrick gone again, with only a gust of wind left]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|''[voice only]'' Take your final bow.}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[scratches head]'' Where the heck does he go? ''[runs off happily]''}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|''[hiding, opens up a floor tile, takes back his toothpick, and closes it again]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[walking onto the stadium, hops on the counter to take a bow]'' Yeah! Oh. ''[laughs]'' Thank you.}} | |||
{{L|''[The camera zooms in on the dynamite from earlier, which reaches its last second.]''}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|Thank you.}} | |||
{{L|''[The dynamite explodes, sending SpongeBob and his kitchen ingredients flying in the air.]''}} | |||
{{L|Crowd|''[gasps]''}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs and Squidward|''[looking up]'' Huh?}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|''[moves to catch SpongeBob next to Mr. Krabs and Squidward]''}} | |||
{{L|Mr. Krabs|''[puts an employee hat onto SpongeBob's head]'' Our boy's come back to us!}} | |||
{{L|Patrick|Didn't I tell you you were blowing up?}} | |||
{{L|SpongeBob|''[elbows Patrick]'' You sure did, kid. ''[clicks tongue]''}} | |||
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