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{{Song
{{Song2
|writer =Jonathan Coulton
|title = Bikini Bottom Day
|title = Bikini Bottom Day
|length = 6:12
|image = Bikini Bottom Day.jpg
|performer1 = Various
|writer = Jonathan Coulton
|watch =  
|performer1 = {{Link|SpongeBob SquarePants}}
|voice1 = Ethan Slater
|performer2 = [[Patrick Star]]
|voice2 = Danny Skinner
|performer3 = [[Squidward Tentacles]]
|voice3 = Gavin Lee
|performer4 = [[Sandy Cheeks]]
|voice4 = Lilli Cooper
|performer5 = [[Eugene H. Krabs]]
|voice5 = Carlos Lopez
|performer6 = [[Sheldon J. Plankton]]
|voice6 = Nik Blaemire
|performer7 = [[Karen Plankton]]
|voice7 = Stephanie Hsu
|performer 8 = Company
|voice8 = Ensemble
|episode = ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants (musical)|SpongeBob SquarePants: The Broadway Musical]]''<br>''[[The SpongeBob Musical: Live on Stage!]]''
|recorded = August {{Time|2016}}
|released = ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants: The New Musical (Original Cast Recording)|SpongeBob SquarePants: The New Musical]]''
|length = 6:13
|watch = Bikini Bottom Day
|watch2 = SpongeBob SquarePants, The Broadway Musical 'Bikini Bottom Day' Lyric Video Nick
}}
}}
"'''Bikini Bottom Day'''" is a song written by {{W|Jonathan Coulton}}, which serves as the opening number for the [[SpongeBob SquarePants (musical)|''SpongeBob SqaurePants'' musical]].
"'''Bikini Bottom Day'''" is a song written by {{W|Jonathan Coulton}}, which serves as the opening number for the [[SpongeBob SquarePants (musical)|''SpongeBob SquarePants'' musical]].


==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==
{{Lyr-spoken|SpongeBob|Ah. Good morning world. And all who inhabit it.}}
<tabber>
{{Lyr|Jump out of bed}}
Soundtrack=
{{Lyr|Mix up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail}}
<poem>
{{Lyr|Gary|Meow.}}
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Full steam ahead}}
Ahh, good morning, world! And all who inhabit it!
{{Lyr|The S.S. I Am Ready is about to set sail}}
(sung)
Jump out of bed,
Mix up a breakfast for my favorite [[Gary the Snail|pet snail]]!
 
'''[GARY]'''
Meow!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Full steam ahead!
The ''S.S. I Am Ready'' is about to set sail.
This kind of day
Couldn't get much better, but it keeps on trying.
I'm on my way,
Somewhere, there's a Krabby Patty that needs frying!
And who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream?
Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene?
Gary, it's me,
Happy just to be here in the world renowned
Bikini Bottom, how I love this town!
Bikini Bottom, when the sun shines down
On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day.
(spoken)
Good morning, Patrick!
 
'''[PATRICK, spoken]'''
Uh, is it morning already?
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
It sure is! And I'm singing an opening number!
 
'''[PATRICK, spoken]'''
Ooh! Ooh! I want a verse!
(sung)
I missed a snack,
This busy schedule makes it hard to be me...
To stay on track,
Now I'll have to eat it while I'm watching TV.
There might not be time for a nap, but I'll do what I can.
They're showing all the episodes of--
 
'''[BOTH]'''
[[The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy|Mermaid Man]]!
 
'''[PATRICK]'''
Oh, every single one!
I'm spending all day underneath my favorite rock.
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Bikini Bottom!
 
'''[PATRICK]'''
Now, what rhymes with rock?
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Bikini Bottom!
 
'''[PATRICK]'''
Nothing rhymes with rock!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB & PATRICK]'''
It's a typical Bikini Bottom day.
 
'''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]'''
Would you two please keep it down?
 
'''[SPONGEBOB & PATRICK, spoken]'''
Good morning, Squidward!
 
'''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]'''
Another day, another migraine...
(sung)
When I want some quiet, there's nowhere to go.
A sensitive artiste can't get a moment's peace
With these two idiots in stereo.
They never go away.
Typical Bikini Bottom day...
 
'''[NARRATOR, spoken]'''
We now follow SpongeBob past the Treedome, home to Sandy Cheeks the squirrel, hard at work on her latest invention.
 
[An explosion is heard.]
 
'''[SANDY]'''
Boy, howdy! That was close!
It's just a little smoke, a minor setback.
A few more hours at most,
And I'll be done with this here brand new jetpack!
And then this Texas squirrel, this country girl
Will spread her wings and fly,
Her bushy tail a comet's trail
Clear across the sky.
 
'''[SANDY & COMPANY]'''
Above the town and looking down
On a typical Bikini Bottom day!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Bye, Sandy! I'm off to work at the Krusty Krab!
 
'''[NARRATOR, spoken]'''
Ah, yes. Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment. Home to the Krabby Patty, owned and operated by Mr. Eugene Krabs. And across town, the least popular restaurant, the Chum Bucket, run by Sheldon J. Plankton. Two arch nemeses locked in a fast food cold war...
 
'''[KRABS]'''
Winds from the west
Everywhere you look, the skies are clear and sunny!
Good weather's best
When you're in the mood to make a ton of money! Ah-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga!
 
'''[PLANKTON]'''
Hahaha! Laugh while you can
Until the day you laugh no more, forever.
 
'''[KAREN]'''
Forever...
 
'''[PLANKTON]'''
I've got a plan,
And I went to college, so you know it's clever.
 
'''[KRABS]'''
"They say that money doesn't matter if you love your work."
Ha! Who would say that? Probably some penniless jerk!
 
'''[PLANKTON]'''
Soon the day will come, when they'll all love chum!
It's just a matter of time...
 
'''[KRABS, KAREN]'''
Bikini Bottom.
 
'''[PLANKTON]'''
'Till I get them in line...
 
'''[KRABS, KAREN]'''
Bikini Bottom.
 
'''[PLANKTON]'''
And this town is all mine!
 
'''[KRABS, PLANKTON & KAREN]'''
Just a typical Bikini Bottom day!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
SpongeBob reporting for duty at the greatest restaurant in the entire ocean! Where's Mr. Krabs?
 
'''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]'''
It's Take Your Kid to Work Day.
 
'''[KRABS, spoken]'''
Just think, Pearl, me darling daughter. One day this will all be yours. Soon as you graduate high school, I'll start you as manager!
 
'''[PEARL, spoken]'''
But I have my own dreams, Daddy!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Um, Mr. Krabs, if she doesn't want to be manager, I know someone who'd be great for the job!
 
'''[KRABS, spoken]'''
You? My boy, you're just a wee simple sponge. A fry cook's all you'll ever be.
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Why can't he see?
I wore my good shoes and I've got my tie on.
Maybe it's me,
Am I just a simple sponge you can't rely on?
Come on, Mr. Krabs, I could do it if you give me one chance,
Then everyone would say, "Good morning, Mr. SquarePants!"
I would never rest
Until I was the best!
 
'''[KRABS, spoken]'''
SpongeBob, get in the kitchen! It's opening time!
 
'''[ALL]'''
In the world renowned, Bikini Bottom!
Our own hometown, Bikini Bottom!
And the sun shines down,
The sun shines down,
The sun shines down,
The sun shines down...
 
'''[COMPANY]'''
It's a typical...
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Incredible!
 
'''[COMPANY]'''
A regular...
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Exceptional!
 
'''[COMPANY]'''
An ordinary...
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Extraordinary!
 
'''[ALL]'''
Bikini Bottom day!
</poem>
|-|Broadway=
<poem>
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Ahh, good morning, world! And all who inhabit it!
(sung)
Jump out of bed,
Mix up a breakfast for my favorite [[Gary the Snail|pet snail]]!
 
'''[GARY]'''
Meow
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Full steam ahead!
The ''S.S. I Am Ready ''is about to set sail.
This kind of day
Couldn't get much better but it keeps on trying.
I'm on my way
Somewhere there's a Krabby Patty that needs frying.
And who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream?
Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene?
Gary, it's me,
Happy just to be here in the world renowned
Bikini Bottom, how I love this town!
Bikini Bottom, when the sun shines down
On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day.
(spoken)
Good morning, Patrick!
 
'''[PATRICK, spoken]'''
Uh, is it morning already?
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Yup! And I'm singing an opening number!
 
'''[PATRICK, spoken]'''
Oh! I want a verse! I want a verse!
(sung)
I missed a snack,
This busy schedule makes it hard to be me...
To stay on track,
Guess I'll have to eat it while I'm watching TV.
There might not be time for a nap, but I'll do what I can.
They're showing all the episodes of--
 
'''[BOTH]'''
[[The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy|Mermaid Man]]!
 
'''[PATRICK]'''
Oh, every single one!
I'm spending all day underneath my favorite rock!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Bikini Bottom.
 
'''[PATRICK]'''
Now, what rhymes with rock?
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Bikini Bottom.
 
'''[PATRICK]'''
Nothing rhymes with rock!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB & PATRICK]'''
It's a typical Bikini Bottom day.
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
No, Patrick, it's a beautiful day. And a lot of things rhyme with rock.
 
'''[PATRICK, spoken]'''
I don't think so.
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Sure. Clock, smock, electroshock... Pop n'lock!
 
'''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]'''
Would you two please keep it down?
 
'''[SPONGEBOB & PATRICK, spoken]'''
Good morning, Squidward!
 
'''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]'''
Another day, another migraine...
(sung)
When I want some quiet, there's nowhere to go.
A sensitive artiste can't get a moment's peace
With these two idiots in stereo,
They never go away.
Typical Bikini Bottom day...
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
It's a great day, Squidward. In fact, I'd say this could be the Best Day Ever!
 
'''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]'''
You say that every day.
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
...And it's always true! Bye, Patrick! I'll see you at work, Squidward.
 
'''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]'''
What have I done to deserve this?
 
'''[NARRATOR, spoken]'''
We now follow SpongeBob past the treedome; home to a creature seldom seen here on the ocean floor: a squirrel... from Texas. This is Sandy Cheeks, the scientist, hard at work on her latest invention.
 
[An explosion is heard.]
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Hiya, Sandy!
 
'''[SANDY]'''
Boy, howdy! That was close!
It's just a little smoke, a minor setback.
A few more hours at most,
And I'll be done with this here brand new jetpack!
And then this Texas squirrel, this country girl
Will spread her wings and fly,
Her bushy tail a comet's trail
Clear across the sky.
 
'''[SANDY & COMPANY]'''
Above the town and looking down
On a typical Bikini Bottom day!
 
[Rumbling is heard.]
 
'''[SANDY, spoken]'''
What in chicken-fried tarnation was that?
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
I don't know... but I kinda liked it.
 
'''[SANDY, spoken]'''
Excuse me, SpongeBob. I'm gonna go power up the ol' seis-o-mograph.
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Seis-o what? I'm off to work too, at the greatest restaurant there is!
 
'''[NARRATOR, spoken]'''
Ah yes, the Krusty Krab. Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment. Home to the Krabby Patty, owned and operated by Mr. Eugene Krabs. And across town, the least popular restaurant, the Chum Bucket, run by Sheldon J. Plankton. Two arch nemeses locked in a fast food cold war...
 
'''[KRABS]'''
Winds from the west,
Everywhere you look, the skies are clear and sunny.
Good weather's best
When you're in the mood to make a ton of money! Agh-ag-ag-ag-ag-ag-ag-ag!
 
'''[PLANKTON]'''
Laugh while you can,
Until the day you laugh no more forever. (forever...)
I've got a plan
And I went to college, so you know it's clever.
 
'''[KAREN, spoken]'''
With you, there's always another plan.
 
'''[PLANKTON, spoken]'''
Quiet, computer wife! This time, it'll work! I'll make everyone love my Chum Burgers through the power of hypnosis. It's almost too easy! Soon they'll all see; I may be small, but my genius is immense!
 
'''[KAREN, spoken]'''
Come on, Sheldon. It'd take forever to hypnotize the whole town.
 
'''[PLANKTON, spoken]'''
You used to enjoy my evil schemes...
 
'''[KAREN, spoken]'''
Well, what can I say? The magic's gone.
 
'''[KRABS]'''
"They say that money doesn't matter if you love your work."
Ha! Who would say that? Probably some penniless jerk!
 
'''[PLANKTON]'''
Soon the day will come
When they'll all love chum!
It's just a matter of time...
 
'''[KRABS, KAREN]'''
Bikini Bottom.
 
'''[PLANKTON]'''
'Till I get them in line...
 
'''[KRABS, KAREN]'''
Bikini Bottom.
 
'''[PLANKTON]'''
And this town is all mine!
 
'''[KRABS, PLANKTON & KAREN]'''
Just a typical Bikini Bottom day!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Good morning, Ms. Mayor!
 
'''[MAYOR, spoken]'''
Oh, pipe down, I'm governing here! And... tweet!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Good morning, Mrs. Puff!
 
'''[MRS. PUFF, spoken]'''
SpongeBob, please, I almost spilled my kelp-accino.
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Hiya, Larry the Lobster!
 
'''[LARRY THE LOBSTER, spoken]'''
Watch where you're going, puny dude! I'm getting these claws swole!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Hi, Old Man Jenkins! ...Hellooo!
 
'''[OLD MAN JENKINS, spoken]'''
Get off my lawn!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Hello, lawn! Hello, street! Greetings, Maestro! Hello, guy making all the sounds!
[foley artist makes noises]
Hello, sky! Hello, flowers! Hello, Bikini Bottom!
 
'''[ALL]'''
On my way! Hey!
The pulse is pumping and the traffic's fin-to-fin!
What a day! hey!
Looks like the weather is the best it's ever been!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
We've got the best sun ever!
 
'''[ALL]'''
It's sunny weather! (It's sunny weather!)
In the flow, whoa!
Swim with the current 'til it carries you along!
Here we go, whoa!
Another busy day where nothing will go wrong!
I will always vow and pledge allegiance to
This town that I hold dear, for all are welcome here.
Bikini Bottom blue, yes, I'll stay true.
To the Bikini Bottom Way (Bikini Bottom Way)
Bikini Bottom Way. (Bikini Bottom Way)
Bikini Bottom Way. (Bikini Bottom Way)
Bikini Bottom Way. (Bikini Bottom Way)
Bikini Bottom Way. (Bikini Bottom Way)
Bikini Bottom Way.
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
It's the best day ever!
 
'''[ALL]'''
Ahh! Hey! Hey! In the world renowned (world renowned)
Bikini Bottom, our own hometown! (own hometown)
Bikini Bottom, where the sun shines down! (sun shines down)
The sun shines down! (sun shines down)
Yeah, the sun shines down! (sun shines down)
The sun shines down!
 
'''[COMPANY]'''
It's a typical...
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Incredible!
 
'''[COMPANY]'''
A regular...
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Exceptional!
 
'''[COMPANY]'''
An ordinary...
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Extraordinary!
 
'''[ALL]'''
Bikini Bottom...
Hey! Bikini Bottom, Bikini Bottom day!
</poem>
|-|TV special=
<poem>
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Ahh, good morning, world! And all who inhabit it!
(sung)
Jumped out of bed,
Mixed up a breakfast for my favorite [[Gary the Snail|pet snail]]!
 
'''[GARY]'''
Meow.
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Full steam ahead!
The ''S.S. I Am Ready'' is about to set sail.
This kind of day
Couldn't get much better but it keeps on trying.
I'm on my way,
Somewhere there's a Krabby Patty that needs frying.
And who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream?
Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene?
Gary, it's me!
Happy just to be here in the world renowned
Bikini Bottom, how I love this town!
Bikini Bottom, when the sun shines down
On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day.
(spoken)
Good morning, Patrick!
 
'''[PATRICK, spoken]'''
Uh, is it morning already?
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Yup! And I'm singing an opening number!
 
'''[PATRICK, spoken]'''
Oh! I want a verse! I want a verse!
(sung)
I missed a snack,
This busy schedule makes it hard to be me!
To stay on track,
Guess I'll have to eat it while I'm watching TV.
There might not be time for a nap but I'll do what I can
They're showing all the episodes of--
 
'''[BOTH]'''
[[The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy|Mermaid Man]]!
 
'''[PATRICK]'''
Oh, every single one!
I'm spending all day underneath my favorite rock!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Bikini Bottom.
 
'''[PATRICK]'''
Now, what rhymes with rock?
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Bikini Bottom.
 
'''[PATRICK]'''
Nothing rhymes with rock!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB & PATRICK]'''
It's a typical Bikini Bottom day.
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
No, Patrick, it's a beautiful day. And a lot of things rhyme with rock.
 
'''[PATRICK, spoken]'''
I don't think so.
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Sure. Clock, smock, electroshock...
 
'''[PATRICK, spoken]'''
Ooh!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Pop n'lock!
 
'''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]'''
Would you two please keep it down?
 
'''[SPONGEBOB & PATRICK, spoken]'''
Good morning, Squidward!
 
'''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]'''
Another day, another migraine...
(sung)
When I want some quiet there's nowhere to go.
A sensitive artiste can't get a moment's peace
With these two idiots in stereo.
They never go away,
Typical Bikini Bottom day...
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
It's a great day, Squidward. In fact, I'd say this could be the best day ever!
 
'''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]'''
You say that every day.
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
And it's always true! Bye, Patrick! I'll see you at work, Squidward.
 
'''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]'''
What have I done to deserve this?
 
'''[NARRATOR, spoken]'''
We now follow SpongeBob past the treedome; home to a creature seldom seen here on the ocean floor: a squirrel from Texas. This is Sandy Cheeks, the scientist, hard at work on her latest invention.
 
[An explosion is heard.]
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Hiya, Sandy!
 
'''[SANDY, spoken]'''
Howdy, SpongeBob!
 
(sung)
Gee golly, that was close!
It's just a little smoke, a minor setback.
A few more hours at most,
And I'll be done with this here brand new jetpack!
And then this Texas squirrel, this country girl
Will spread her wings and fly,
Her bushy tail a comet's trail
Clear across the sky.
 
'''[SANDY & COMPANY]'''
Above the town and looking down
On a typical Bikini Bottom day.
 
[Rumbling is heard.]
 
'''[SANDY, spoken]'''
What in chicken-fried tarnation was that?
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
I don't know. But I kinda liked it.
 
'''[SANDY, spoken]'''
'Scuse me, SpongeBob. I'm gonna go power up the ol' seis-o-mograph.
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
I'm off to work too, at the greatest restaurant there is!
 
'''[NARRATOR, spoken]'''
Ah yes, the Krusty Krab. Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment. Home to the Krabby Patty, owned and operated by Mr. Eugene Krabs. And across town, the least popular restaurant, the Chum Bucket, run by Sheldon J. Plankton. Two arch nemeses, locked in a fast food cold war.
 
'''[KRABS]'''
Winds from the west,
Everywhere you look the skies are clear and sunny.
Good weather's best
When you're in the mood to make a ton of money!
 
'''[PLANKTON]'''
Laugh while you can,
Until the day you laugh no more forever...
 
'''[KAREN]'''
Forever.
 
'''[PLANKTON]'''
I've got a plan,
And I went to college so you know it's clever!
 
'''[KAREN, spoken]'''
With you, there's always another plan.
 
'''[PLANKTON, spoken]'''
Quiet, computer wife! This time, it'll work! I'll make everyone love my Chum Burgers through the power of hypnosis. It's almost too easy. Soon they'll all see; I may be small, but my genius is immense!
 
'''[KAREN, spoken]'''
Come on, Sheldon. It'd take forever to hypnotize this whole town.
 
'''[PLANKTON, spoken]'''
You used to enjoy my evil schemes...
 
'''[KAREN, spoken]'''
Well, what can I say? After twenty years of marriage, the magic's gone.
 
'''[KRABS]'''
"They say that money doesn't matter If you love your work."
Ha! Who would say that? Probably some penniless jerk!
 
'''[PLANKTON]'''
Soon the day will come
When they all love chum!
It's just a matter of time...
 
'''[KRABS, KAREN]'''
Bikini Bottom.
 
'''[PLANKTON]'''
'Til I get them in line...
 
'''[KRABS, KAREN]'''
Bikini Bottom.
 
'''[PLANKTON]'''
And this town is all mine!
 
'''[KRABS, PLANKTON & KAREN]'''
Just a typical Bikini Bottom day!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Good morning, Ms. Mayor!
 
'''[MAYOR, spoken]'''
Oh, pipe down, I'm governing here!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Good morning, Mrs. Puff!
 
'''[MRS. PUFF, spoken]'''
SpongeBob, please, I almost spilled my kelp-accino.
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Hiya, Larry the Lobster!
 
'''[LARRY THE LOBSTER, spoken]'''
Watch where you're going, puny dude! I'm getting these claws swole!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Hi, Old Man Jenkins! Hellooo!
 
'''[OLD MAN JENKINS, spoken]'''
Get off my lawn!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Hello, lawn! Hello, street! Greetings, Maestro! Hello, guy making all the sounds!
[foley artist makes noises]
Hello, everyone at home! Hello, sky! Hello, flowers! Hello, Bikini Bottom!
 
'''[ALL]'''
On my way! Hey!
The pulse is pumping and the traffic's fin to fin!
What a day, hey!
Looks like the weather is the best it's ever been!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
We've got the best sun ever!
 
'''[ALL]'''
Sunny weather, sunny weather!
In the flow, whoa!
Swim with the current 'til it carries you along!
Here we go, whoa!
Another busy day where nothing will go wrong!
I will always vow and pledge allegiance to
This town that I hold dear, for all are welcome here.
Bikini Bottom blue, yes, I'll stay true.
To the Bikini Bottom Way. (Bikini Bottom Way)
Bikini Bottom Way. (Bikini Bottom Way)
Bikini Bottom Way. (Bikini Bottom Way)
Bikini Bottom Way. (Bikini Bottom Way)
Bikini Bottom Way. (Bikini Bottom Way)
Bikini Bottom Way.
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
It's the best day ever!
 
'''[ALL]'''
Ahh! Hey! Hey! In the world renowned (world renowned)
Bikini Bottom, our own hometown! (own hometown)
Bikini Bottom, where the sun shines down! (sun shines down)
The sun shines down! (sun shines down)
Yeah, the sun shines down! (sun shines down)
The sun shines down!
 
'''[COMPANY]'''
It's a typical...
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Incredible!
 
'''[COMPANY]'''
A regular...
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Exceptional!
 
'''[COMPANY]'''
An ordinary...
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Extraordinary!
 
'''[ALL]'''
Bikini Bottom...
Hey! Bikini Bottom, Bikini Bottom day!
</poem>
|-|Chicago version=
<poem>
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Ahh, good morning, world! And all who inhabit it!
(sung)
Jump out of bed,
Mix up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail!
 
'''[GARY]'''
Meow!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Full steam ahead,
The ''S.S. I Am Ready'' is about to set sail.
This kind of day
Couldn't get much better, but it keeps on trying
I'm on my way
Somewhere, there's a Krabby Patty that needs frying
And who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream?
Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene?
Gary, it's me
Happy just to be here in the world renowned
Bikini Bottom, how I love this town
Bikini Bottom, when the sun shines down
On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day
(spoken)
Good morning, Patrick!
 
'''[PATRICK, spoken]'''
Uh, is it morning already?
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
It sure is! And I'm singing an opening number!
 
'''[PATRICK, spoken]'''
Ooh! Ooh! I want a verse!
(sung)
I missed a snack
This busy schedule makes it hard to be me
To stay on track
Now I'll have to eat it while I'm watching TV
There might not be time for a nap, but I'll do what I can
They're showing all the episodes of--
 
'''[BOTH]'''
Mermaid Man!
 
'''[PATRICK]'''
Oh, every single one!
I'm spending all day underneath my favorite rock
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Bikini Bottom
 
'''[PATRICK]'''
Now, what rhymes with rock?
 
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
Bikini Bottom
 
'''[PATRICK]'''
Nothing rhymes with rock!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB & PATRICK]'''
It's a typical Bikini Bottom day
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
No, Patrick, it's a beautiful day! And a lot of things rhyme with rock!
 
'''[PATRICK, spoken]'''
Uh, I don't think so
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Sure. Clock, smock, electroshock... pop and lock!
 
'''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]'''
Would you two please keep it down?
 
'''[SPONGEBOB & PATRICK, spoken]'''
Good morning, Squidward!
 
'''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]'''
Another day, another migraine
(sung)
When I want some quiet, there's nowhere to go
A sensitive artiste can't get a moment's peace
With these two idiots in stereo
They never go away
Typical Bikini Bottom day
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
It's a beautiful day, Squidward. In fact, I'd say this could be the best day ever!
 
'''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]'''
You say that every day.
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
And it's always true! Time to head to work! I'll see you there, Squidward! Bye, Patrick, my best friend in the entire ocean!
 
'''[NARRATOR, spoken]'''
We now follow SpongeBob to the Treedome, home to a creature seldom seen here on the ocean floor: a squirrel. From Texas. This is Sandy Cheeks the scientist, hard at work on her latest invention
 
[An explosion is heard.]
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Hiya, Sandy!
 
'''[SANDY]'''
Boy, howdy! That was close!
It's just a little smoke, a minor setback
A few more hours at most
And I'll be done with this here brand new jetpack
And then this Texas squirrel, this country girl
Will spread her wings and fly
Her bushy tail a comet's trail
Clear across the sky
 
'''[SANDY & COMPANY]'''
Above the town and looking down
On a typical Bikini Bottom day!
 
[Rumbling is heard.]
 
'''[SANDY, spoken]'''
What in chicken-fried tarnation was that?
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
I don't know... but I kinda liked it. I feel all tingly inside!
 
'''[SANDY, spoken]'''
By measuring the [?] magnitude and velocity metrics, I can triangulate the epicenter. SpongeBob, excuse me, I'm gonna go power up the ol' seis-o-mograph.
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
I'm off to work too, at the greatest restaurant there is!
 
'''[NARRATOR, spoken]'''
Ah, yes. Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment. Home to the Krabby Patty, owned and operated by Mr. Eugene Krabs. And across town, the least popular restaurant, the Chum Bucket, run by Sheldon J. Plankton. Two arch nemeses locked in a fast food cold war...
 
'''[KRABS]'''
Winds from the west
Everywhere you look, the skies are clear and sunny
Good weather's best
When you're in the mood to make a ton of money! Ah-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga!
 
'''[PLANKTON]'''
Hahaha! Laugh while you can
Until the day you laugh no more, forever
Forever
I've got a plan
And I went to college, so you know it's clever
 
'''[KAREN, spoken]'''
With you, there's always another plan. It gets old, Sheldon.
 
'''[PLANKTON, spoken]'''
Quiet, computer wife! This time, it'll work! I'll make everyone love my Chum Burgers through the power of hypnosis. It's almost too easy. Muahahahahahaha!
 
'''[KAREN, spoken]'''
It'd take forever to hypnotize this whole town.
 
'''[PLANKTON, spoken]'''
You used to enjoy my evil schemes...
 
'''[KAREN, spoken]'''
Well, what can I say? The magic's gone.
 
'''[PLANKTON, spoken]'''
You think it's easy being married to a piece of hardware?
 
'''[KAREN, spoken]'''
Well, you programmed me! You have no one to blame but yourself!
 
'''[PLANKTON, spoken]'''
I programmed-
 
'''[KRABS]'''
They say that money doesn't matter if you love your work
Ha! Who would say that? Probably some penniless jerk
 
'''[PLANKTON]'''
Soon the day will come, when they'll all love chum
It's just a matter of time
 
'''[KAREN]'''
Bikini Bottom
 
'''[PLANKTON]'''
'Fore this town is all mine
 
'''[KAREN]'''
Bikini Bottom
 
'''[KRABS]'''
Well, look! A shiny new dime!
 
'''[KRABS, PLANKTON & KAREN]'''
Just a typical Bikini Bottom day!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Good morning, Ms. Mayor!
 
'''[MAYOR, spoken]'''
Pipe down! I'm governing here.
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Good morning, Mrs. Puff!
 
'''[MRS. PUFF, spoken]'''
Ah! SpongeBob, please, I almost spilled my kelp-accino.
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Hello there, Larry the Lobster!
 
'''[LARRY THE LOBSTER, spoken]'''
Watch where you're going, puny dude!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Hi, Old Man Jenkins! Hellooo!
 
'''[OLD MAN JENKINS, spoken]'''
Get off my lawn!
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Hello, lawn! Hello, street! Hello, guy making all the sounds!
[foley artist makes noises]
Hello, sky! Hello, flowers! Hello, Bikini Bottom!
Hello, Bubbles! Hello, Dr. [?]! Howdy, Gertrude! Heya, Coneface! Looking good! Yo, Biggie! Good morning, left shoelace! How can I forget you, right shoelace? Hello, Goldie! Good morning, construction crew! Hello, Flying Neptune! Hello, Clownfish! Hello, Rob! Hello there, [?]! Hello, Sylvia!
 
[SpongeBob runs headfirst into a ladder]
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
Hello, ladder! SpongeBob reporting for duty at the greatest restaurant in the entire ocean!
 
'''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]'''
And here I thought it was a third-rate greasepot.
 
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
The greatest greasepot! Where's Mr. Krabs?
 
'''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]'''
It's Take Your Kid to Work Day.
 
'''[KRABS, spoken]'''
Pearl, me darlin' whale daughter. One day all this will be yours. Soon as you graduate high school, I'll start you as manager!
 
'''[PEARL, spoken]'''
But Daddy, I have my own dreams!
 
'''[KRABS, spoken]'''
You mean followin' your favorite rock band around the ocean?
 
'''[PEARL, spoken]'''
They're called the Electric Skates!


{{Lyr|This kind of day}}
'''[KRABS, spoken]'''
{{Lyr|Couldn't get much better}}
See what I mean? That's a father's nightmare! Now listen here-
{{Lyr|But it keeps on trying}}
{{Lyr-spoken|(laughs)}}
{{Lyr|I'm on my way}}
{{Lyr|Somewhere there's a Krabby Patty}}
{{Lyr|That needs frying}}


{{Lyr|And who's the lucky sponge in the mirror}}
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
{{Lyr|Who is living his dream,}}
Um, Mr. Krabs?
{{Lyr|Who's always extra careful}}
{{Lyr|With his dental hygiene?}}
{{Lyr|Gary, it's me}}
{{Lyr|Happy just to be here}}


{{Lyr|In the world renowned, Bikini Bottom}}
'''[KRABS, spoken]'''
{{Lyr|How I love this town, Bikini Bottom}}
Make it quick, you're interrupting a teaching moment!
{{Lyr|When the sun shines down}}
{{Lyr|On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day!}}


{{Lyr-spoken|Good morning, Patrick!}}
'''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]'''
{{Lyr-spoken|Patrick|(yawns) Is it morning already?}}
If she doesn't want to be manager, I know someone who'd be great for the job!
{{Lyr-spoken|SpongeBob|It sure is! And I'm singing an opening number!}}
{{Lyr-spoken|Patrick|Oh, oh! I want a verse!}}


{{Lyr|I missed a snack}}
'''[KRABS, spoken]'''
{{Lyr|This busy schedule makes it hard to be me}}
You? Hahahahaha! My boy, you're just a wee simple sponge. A fry cook's all you'll ever be.
{{Lyr|To stay on track}}
{{Lyr|Now I'll have to eat it}}
{{Lyr|While I'm watching TV}}


{{Lyr|There might not be time for a nap}}
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
{{Lyr|But I'll do what I can}}
Why can't he see?
{{Lyr|They're showing all the episodes of...}}
I wore my good shoes and I've got my tie on
{{Lyr|Patrick & SpongeBob|Mermaid Man!}}
Maybe it's me
{{Lyr|Patrick|Aw, every single one!}}
Am I just a simple sponge you can't rely on?
{{Lyr|I'm spending all day underneath}}
Come on, Mr. Krabs, I could do it if you give me one chance
Then everyone would say, "Good morning, Mr. SquarePants!"
I would never rest
Until I was the best!


{{Lyr|My favorite rock ('''Ensemble''': Favorite rock...)}}
'''[KRABS, spoken]'''
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Bikini Bottom...}}
SpongeBob, get in the kitchen! It's opening time!
{{Lyr|Patrick|Now, what rhymes with rock? ('''Ensemble''': Rhymes with rock...)}}
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Bikini Bottom...}}
{{Lyr|Patrick|''Nothing'' rhymes with rock! ('''Ensemble''': Rhymes with rock...)}}
{{Lyr|Patrick & SpongeBob|It's a typical Bikini Bottom day!}}


{{Lyr-spoken|Squidward|Would you two please keep it down?}}
'''[ALL]'''
{{Lyr-spoken|SpongeBob & Patrick|Good morning, Squidward!}}
In the world renowned (world renowned)
{{Lyr-spoken|Squidward|Another day, another migraine.}}
Bikini Bottom, our own hometown (own hometown)
Bikini Bottom, where the sun shines down (sun shines down)
The sun shines down (sun shines down)
Yeah, the sun shines down (sun shines down)
The sun shines down!


{{Lyr|When I want some quiet}}
'''[COMPANY]'''
{{Lyr|There's nowhere to go}}
It's a typical
{{Lyr|A sensitive artiste}}
{{Lyr|Can't get a moment's peace}}
{{Lyr|With these two...}}
{{Lyr|Squidward & ensemble|Idiots}}
{{Lyr|Squidward|In...}}
{{Lyr|Squidward & ensemble|Stereo!}}
{{Lyr|Squidward|They never go away ('''Ensemble''': Never go away)}}
{{Lyr|Typical Bikini Bottom daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay... Pbbt!}}


{{Lyr-spoken|French narrator|We now follow SpongeBob past the treedome, home to Sandy Cheeks ze squirrel. Hard at work on her latest invention.}}
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
{{Lyr|(explosion)}}
Incredible!


{{Lyr|Sandy|Boy howdy, that was close!}}
'''[COMPANY]'''
{{Lyr|It's just a little smoke}}
A regular
{{Lyr|A minor setback ('''Ensemble''': Setback...)}}
{{Lyr|A few more hours at most}}
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
{{Lyr|And I'll be done with this here}}
Exceptional!
{{Lyr|Brand new jetpack ('''Ensemble''': Jetpack..)}}


{{Lyr|And then this Texas squirrel, this country girl}}
'''[COMPANY]'''
{{Lyr|Will spread her wings and fly}}
An ordinary
{{Lyr|Her bushy tail, a comet's trail}}
{{Lyr|Clear across the sky}}
{{Lyr|Sandy and Ensemble|Above the town and looking down}}
{{Lyr|On a typical Bikini Bottom Daaaaaaay! ('''Ensemble''': Day... Daaaaaaay...)}}


{{Lyr-spoken|SpongeBob|Bye, Sandy! I'm off to work at the Krusty Krab!}}
'''[SPONGEBOB]'''
{{Lyr-spoken|French narrator|Ah, yes. Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment, home to ze Krabby Patty, owned and operated by Mr. Eugene Krabs. And across town, ze least popular restaurant, the Chum Bucket, run by Sheldon J. Plankton. Two arch-nemeses locked in a fast food cold war.}}
Extraordinary!


{{Lyr|Mr. Krabs|Winds from the west}}
'''[ALL]'''
{{Lyr|Everywhere you look the sky is clear and sunny}}
Bikini Bottom...
{{Lyr|Good weather's best}}
{{Lyr|When you're in the mood to make a ton of money (laughs)}}
{{Lyr|Plankton|(laughs) Laugh while you can}}
{{Lyr|Until the day you laugh no more forever}}
{{Lyr|Karen|Forever}}
{{Lyr|Plankton|I've got a plan}}
{{Lyr|And I went to college so you know it's clever}}


{{Lyr|Mr. Krabs|They say that money doesn't matter}}
[Rumbling is heard.]
{{Lyr|If ya love your work, ha!}}
{{Lyr|Who would say that? Probably}}
{{Lyr|Some penniless jerk}}
{{Lyr|Plankton|Soon the day will come}}
{{Lyr|When they'll all love chum}}


{{Lyr|It's just a matter of time...}}
'''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]''' day!
{{Lyr|Mr. Krabs & Karen|Bikini Bottom...}}
Um... is that something we should worry about?
{{Lyr|Plankton|Till I get there in line}}
{{Lyr|Mr. Krabs & Karen|Bikini Bottom...}}
{{Lyr|Plankton|And this town is all mine!}}
{{Lyr|Mr. Krabs, Plankton & Karen|Just a typical Bikini Bottom day}}


{{Lyr-spoken|SpongeBob|SpongeBob reporting for duty at the greatest restaurant in the entire ocean! Where's Mr. Krabs?}}
'''[ALL]'''
{{Lyr-spoken|Squidward|It's Take Your Kid to Work Day.}}
Nah!
{{Lyr-spoken|Mr. Krabs|Just think, Pearl, me darlin' daughter, one day this will all be yours! Soon as ye graduate high school, I'll start ya as manager!}}
Day (Bikini Bottom day)
{{Lyr-spoken|Pearl|But I have my own dreams, Daddy!}}
Bikini Bottom day (Bikini Bottom)
{{Lyr-spoken|SpongeBob|Uh, Mr. Krabs, if she doesn't wanna be manager, I know someone who'd be great for the job.}}
Bikini Bottom day (Bikini Bottom)
{{Lyr-spoken|Mr. Krabs|You?! My boy, yer just a wee simple sponge! A fry cook's all you'll ever be!}}
Bikini Bottom Day!
</poem>


{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Why can he see?}}
</tabber>
{{Lyr|I wear my good shoes}}
===Reprise 1 ===
{{Lyr|And I've got my tie on}}
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Why can't they see?}}
{{Lyr|I wore my good shoes and I've got my tie on}}
{{Lyr|Maybe it's me}}
{{Lyr|Maybe it's me}}
{{Lyr|Am I just a simple sponge}}
{{Lyr|Am I just a simple sponge you can't rely on?}}
{{Lyr|You can rely on?}}
 
{{Lyr|All I want is someone to notice who I am}}
{{Lyr|Do you have make me say it out loud?}}
{{Lyr|Come on, Mr. Krabs, this is more than just a job}}
{{Lyr|Let me show you, let me make you proud}}
 
{{Lyr|I've been waiting patiently}}
{{Lyr|To be the sponge I'm meant to be}}
{{Lyr|Why won't anyone believe in me?}}


{{Lyr|Come on, Mr. Krabs, I can do it}}
===Reprise 2===
{{Lyr|If you give me one chance}}
The act one reprise is included as a bonus track on the vinyl release.
{{Lyr|Everyone would say,}}
{{Lyr|"Good morning, Mr. SquarePants!"}}
{{Lyr|I would never rest}}
{{Lyr|Until I was the best}}


{{Lyr-spoken|Mr. Krabs|SpongeBob, get in the kitchen! It's opening time!}}
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Can't stay in bed}}
{{Lyr|One final morning I can spend with Gary}}
{{Lyr|Gary|Meow.}}
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Big day ahead}}
{{Lyr|Two parts impossible and three parts scary}}
 
{{Lyr|Gary, you know}}
{{Lyr|Climbing a killer mountain won't be easy}}
{{Lyr|Eh, I just won't go...}}
{{Lyr|Gary|Reeeooorr!}}
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Okay, I know! Bikini Bottom needs me}}
 
{{Lyr|And look at all these ropes and these hammers}}
{{Lyr|That you got me somehow}}
{{Lyr|Gary, you're the greatest!}}
{{Lyr|Where'd you get this stuff?}}
{{Lyr|Gary|Meow.}}
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|I'm ready, thanks to you}}
{{Lyr|I know that I can do it}}


{{Lyr|SpongeBob and Company|In the world-renowned (world-renowned...)}}
{{Lyr|For the world-renowned}}
{{Lyr|Bikini Bottom}}
{{Lyr|Bikini Bottom}}
{{Lyr|Our own hometown (own hometown...)}}
{{Lyr|Gonna save this town}}
{{Lyr|Bikini Bottom}}
{{Lyr|Bikini Bottom}}
{{Lyr|And the sun shines down (sun shines down...)}}
{{Lyr|I just won't look down}}
{{Lyr|The sun shines down (sun shines down...)}}
{{Lyr|On this maybe last Bikini Bottom day}}
{{Lyr|Yeah, the sun shines down (sun shines down...)}}
 
{{Lyr|The sun shines down (sun shines down...)}}
{{Lyr-spoken|All right, Gary. This is it.}}
{{Lyr-spoken|Gary|Meow.}}
{{Lyr-spoken|SpongeBob|You need to be strong now. If I don't make it back, and I may not, you'll have to go on without me.}}
{{Lyr-spoken|Gary|Meow.}}
{{Lyr-spoken|SpongeBob|And I carry you in ''mine'', Gary. Always.}}
 
===Finale (Reprise 3)===
In the finale of the musical, the entire cast, led by SpongeBob, performs in the benefit concert that was previously canceled. Among the members include SpongeBob on ukulele, Sandy on the acoustic guitar, Squidward on the clarinet, Mr. Krabs on the banjo, Patrick on the trombone, Karen on the glockenspiel, and many others included.
 
<tabber>
Soundtrack=
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Busy day}}
{{Lyr|Stopped a volcano, kept a town from frying}}
{{Lyr|Mr. Krabs|We found a way}}
{{Lyr|Everything gets better if you keep on trying}}
 
{{Lyr|Pearl|A simple sponge can be handy}}
{{Lyr|When you're cleaning up spills}}
{{Lyr|Squidward|Sometimes you need a hero}}
{{Lyr|With some management skills}}
 
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Hey there, that's me}}
{{Lyr|Happy just to be here}}
 
{{Lyr|In the world renowned}}
{{Lyr|All|Bikini Bottom}}
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|How I love this town}}
{{Lyr|All|Bikini Bottom}}
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|When the sun shines down}}
{{Lyr|All|On a beautiful Bikini Bottom Day}}
 
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|In the world renowned Bikini Bottom (world renowned)}}
{{Lyr|How I love this town, Bikini Bottom (love this town)}}
{{Lyr|When the sun shines down (sun shines down)}}
{{Lyr|The sun shines down (sun shines down)}}
{{Lyr|When the sun shines down (sun shines down)}}
{{Lyr|All|The sun shines down}}
{{Lyr|On a beautiful Bikini Bottom}}
 
{{Lyr|Gary|Meow.}}
 
{{Lyr|All|Day}}
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Bikini Bottom}}
 
{{Lyr|All|Day!}}
|-|Broadway=
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Busy day}}
{{Lyr|Stopped a volcano, kept a town from frying}}
{{Lyr|Sandy|We found a way}}
{{Lyr|Everything gets better if you keep on trying}}
 
{{Lyr|Squidward|A simple sponge can be handy}}
{{Lyr|When you're cleaning up spills}}
{{Lyr|Mr. Krabs|Sometimes you need a hero}}
{{Lyr|With some management skills}}
 
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Hey there, that's me}}
{{Lyr|Happy just to be here}}
 
{{Lyr|In the world renowned}}
{{Lyr|All|Bikini Bottom}}
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|How I love this town}}
{{Lyr|All|Bikini Bottom}}
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|When the sun shines down}}
{{Lyr|All|On a beautiful Bikini Bottom Day}}
 
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|In the world renowned Bikini Bottom (world renowned)}}
{{Lyr|How I love this town, Bikini Bottom (love this town)}}
{{Lyr|When the sun shines down (sun shines down)}}
{{Lyr|The sun shines down (sun shines down)}}
{{Lyr|When the sun shines down (sun shines down)}}
{{Lyr|All|The sun shines down}}
{{Lyr|On a beautiful Bikini Bottom}}
 
{{Lyr|Gary|Meow.}}
 
{{Lyr|All|Day}}
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Bikini Bottom}}
 
{{Lyr|All|Day!}}
|-|Chicago=
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|This kind of day}}
{{Lyr|Couldn't get much better but it keeps on trying}}
{{Lyr|Mr. Krabs|You're on your way}}
{{Lyr|Somewhere there's a Krabby Patty that needs fryin'}}
 
{{Lyr|Pearl|And who'd the lucky sponge in the mirror}}
{{Lyr|Who is living his dream?}}
{{Lyr|Squidward|Who's always extra careful}}
{{Lyr|With his dental hygiene?}}
 
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Hey there, it's me}}
{{Lyr|Happy just to be here}}
 
{{Lyr|In the world renowned}}
{{Lyr|All|Bikini Bottom}}
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|How I love this town}}
{{Lyr|All|Bikini Bottom}}
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|When the sun shines down}}
{{Lyr|All|On a beautiful Bikini Bottom Day}}
 
{{Lyr-spoken|Patchy|Ahahahaha! Ahaha! I told you I'd be back! ...I missed a lot, didn't I?
{{Lyr-spoken|SpongeBob|Three, four!
 
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|In the world renowned Bikini Bottom (world renowned)}}
{{Lyr|How I love this town, Bikini Bottom (love this town)}}
{{Lyr|When the sun shines down (sun shines down)}}
{{Lyr|The sun shines down (sun shines down)}}
{{Lyr|When the sun shines down (sun shines down)}}
{{Lyr|All|The sun shines down}}
{{Lyr|On a beautiful Bikini Bottom}}
 
{{Lyr|French Narrator|Let us now observe a happy ending!}}
 
{{Lyr|All|Day}}
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Bikini Bottom}}
 
{{Lyr|All|Day!}}
</tabber>
 
==Trivia==
*When the show moved to Broadway, the finale's first few lines were changed to being sung by SpongeBob, Sandy, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and Pearl, and the lyrics were adjusted to avoid calling SpongeBob a "simple" sponge.
*In the televised version, the reprise that opens act two is cut.


{{Lyr|Company|It's a typical}}
==Videos==
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Incredible}}
<gallery widths="180" captionalign="center" position="center">
{{Lyr|Company|A regular}}
The SpongeBob SquarePants Musical - Bikini Bottom Day Part 1 (Instrumental version)
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Exceptional}}
The SpongeBob SquarePants Musical - Bikini Bottom Day Part 2 (Instrumental version)
{{Lyr|Company|An ordinary}}
The SpongeBob SquarePants Musical - Bikini Bottom Day Part 3 (Instrumental version)
{{Lyr|SpongeBob|Extraordinary}}
'Bikini Bottom Day', 'Super Sea Star Savior', & 'Best Day Ever' from The SpongeBob Musical Live!
{{Lyr|All|Bikini Bottom...}}
</gallery>


{{Lyr|Women|Day...}}
{{Lyr|SpongeBob and leads|Bikini Bottom day...}}
{{Lyr|Men|Bikini Bottom, Bikini Bottom...}}
{{Lyr|All|Bikini Bottom daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!}}
{{Music}}
{{Music}}
[[Category:Songs by SpongeBob SquarePants]]
[[Category:Songs by Patrick Star]]
[[Category:Songs by Eugene H. Krabs]]
[[Category:Songs by Squidward Tentacles]]
[[Category:Songs by Sheldon J. Plankton]]
[[Category:Songs by Sandy Cheeks]]

Latest revision as of 21:02, 25 June 2025

Template:Song "Bikini Bottom Day" is a song written by Jonathan Coulton, which serves as the opening number for the SpongeBob SquarePants musical.

Lyrics

<poem>

[SPONGEBOB, spoken] Ahh, good morning, world! And all who inhabit it! (sung) Jump out of bed, Mix up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail!

[GARY] Meow!

[SPONGEBOB] Full steam ahead! The S.S. I Am Ready is about to set sail. This kind of day Couldn't get much better, but it keeps on trying. I'm on my way, Somewhere, there's a Krabby Patty that needs frying! And who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream? Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene? Gary, it's me, Happy just to be here in the world renowned Bikini Bottom, how I love this town! Bikini Bottom, when the sun shines down On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day. (spoken) Good morning, Patrick!

[PATRICK, spoken] Uh, is it morning already?

[SPONGEBOB, spoken] It sure is! And I'm singing an opening number!

[PATRICK, spoken] Ooh! Ooh! I want a verse! (sung) I missed a snack, This busy schedule makes it hard to be me... To stay on track, Now I'll have to eat it while I'm watching TV. There might not be time for a nap, but I'll do what I can. They're showing all the episodes of--

[BOTH] Mermaid Man!

[PATRICK] Oh, every single one! I'm spending all day underneath my favorite rock.

[SPONGEBOB] Bikini Bottom!

[PATRICK] Now, what rhymes with rock?

[SPONGEBOB] Bikini Bottom!

[PATRICK] Nothing rhymes with rock!

[SPONGEBOB & PATRICK] It's a typical Bikini Bottom day.

[SQUIDWARD, spoken] Would you two please keep it down?

[SPONGEBOB & PATRICK, spoken] Good morning, Squidward!

[SQUIDWARD, spoken] Another day, another migraine... (sung) When I want some quiet, there's nowhere to go. A sensitive artiste can't get a moment's peace With these two idiots in stereo. They never go away. Typical Bikini Bottom day...

[NARRATOR, spoken] We now follow SpongeBob past the Treedome, home to Sandy Cheeks the squirrel, hard at work on her latest invention.

[An explosion is heard.]

[SANDY] Boy, howdy! That was close! It's just a little smoke, a minor setback. A few more hours at most, And I'll be done with this here brand new jetpack! And then this Texas squirrel, this country girl Will spread her wings and fly, Her bushy tail a comet's trail Clear across the sky.

[SANDY & COMPANY] Above the town and looking down On a typical Bikini Bottom day!

[SPONGEBOB, spoken] Bye, Sandy! I'm off to work at the Krusty Krab!

[NARRATOR, spoken] Ah, yes. Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment. Home to the Krabby Patty, owned and operated by Mr. Eugene Krabs. And across town, the least popular restaurant, the Chum Bucket, run by Sheldon J. Plankton. Two arch nemeses locked in a fast food cold war...

[KRABS] Winds from the west Everywhere you look, the skies are clear and sunny! Good weather's best When you're in the mood to make a ton of money! Ah-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga!

[PLANKTON] Hahaha! Laugh while you can Until the day you laugh no more, forever.

[KAREN] Forever...

[PLANKTON] I've got a plan, And I went to college, so you know it's clever.

[KRABS] "They say that money doesn't matter if you love your work." Ha! Who would say that? Probably some penniless jerk!

[PLANKTON] Soon the day will come, when they'll all love chum! It's just a matter of time...

[KRABS, KAREN] Bikini Bottom.

[PLANKTON] 'Till I get them in line...

[KRABS, KAREN] Bikini Bottom.

[PLANKTON] And this town is all mine!

[KRABS, PLANKTON & KAREN] Just a typical Bikini Bottom day!

[SPONGEBOB, spoken] SpongeBob reporting for duty at the greatest restaurant in the entire ocean! Where's Mr. Krabs?

[SQUIDWARD, spoken] It's Take Your Kid to Work Day.

[KRABS, spoken] Just think, Pearl, me darling daughter. One day this will all be yours. Soon as you graduate high school, I'll start you as manager!

[PEARL, spoken] But I have my own dreams, Daddy!

[SPONGEBOB, spoken] Um, Mr. Krabs, if she doesn't want to be manager, I know someone who'd be great for the job!

[KRABS, spoken] You? My boy, you're just a wee simple sponge. A fry cook's all you'll ever be.

[SPONGEBOB] Why can't he see? I wore my good shoes and I've got my tie on. Maybe it's me, Am I just a simple sponge you can't rely on? Come on, Mr. Krabs, I could do it if you give me one chance, Then everyone would say, "Good morning, Mr. SquarePants!" I would never rest Until I was the best!

[KRABS, spoken] SpongeBob, get in the kitchen! It's opening time!

[ALL] In the world renowned, Bikini Bottom! Our own hometown, Bikini Bottom! And the sun shines down, The sun shines down, The sun shines down, The sun shines down...

[COMPANY] It's a typical...

[SPONGEBOB] Incredible!

[COMPANY] A regular...

[SPONGEBOB] Exceptional!

[COMPANY] An ordinary...

[SPONGEBOB] Extraordinary!

[ALL] Bikini Bottom day!

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<poem> [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Ahh, good morning, world! And all who inhabit it! (sung) Jump out of bed, Mix up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail! [GARY] Meow [SPONGEBOB] Full steam ahead! The S.S. I Am Ready is about to set sail. This kind of day Couldn't get much better but it keeps on trying. I'm on my way Somewhere there's a Krabby Patty that needs frying. And who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream? Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene? Gary, it's me, Happy just to be here in the world renowned Bikini Bottom, how I love this town! Bikini Bottom, when the sun shines down On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day. (spoken) Good morning, Patrick! [PATRICK, spoken] Uh, is it morning already? [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Yup! And I'm singing an opening number! [PATRICK, spoken] Oh! I want a verse! I want a verse! (sung) I missed a snack, This busy schedule makes it hard to be me... To stay on track, Guess I'll have to eat it while I'm watching TV. There might not be time for a nap, but I'll do what I can. They're showing all the episodes of-- [BOTH] Mermaid Man! [PATRICK] Oh, every single one! I'm spending all day underneath my favorite rock! [SPONGEBOB] Bikini Bottom. [PATRICK] Now, what rhymes with rock? [SPONGEBOB] Bikini Bottom. [PATRICK] Nothing rhymes with rock! [SPONGEBOB & PATRICK] It's a typical Bikini Bottom day. [SPONGEBOB, spoken] No, Patrick, it's a beautiful day. And a lot of things rhyme with rock. [PATRICK, spoken] I don't think so. [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Sure. Clock, smock, electroshock... Pop n'lock! [SQUIDWARD, spoken] Would you two please keep it down? [SPONGEBOB & PATRICK, spoken] Good morning, Squidward! [SQUIDWARD, spoken] Another day, another migraine... (sung) When I want some quiet, there's nowhere to go. A sensitive artiste can't get a moment's peace With these two idiots in stereo, They never go away. Typical Bikini Bottom day... [SPONGEBOB, spoken] It's a great day, Squidward. In fact, I'd say this could be the Best Day Ever! [SQUIDWARD, spoken] You say that every day. [SPONGEBOB, spoken] ...And it's always true! Bye, Patrick! I'll see you at work, Squidward. [SQUIDWARD, spoken] What have I done to deserve this? [NARRATOR, spoken] We now follow SpongeBob past the treedome; home to a creature seldom seen here on the ocean floor: a squirrel... from Texas. This is Sandy Cheeks, the scientist, hard at work on her latest invention. [An explosion is heard.] [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Hiya, Sandy! [SANDY] Boy, howdy! That was close! It's just a little smoke, a minor setback. A few more hours at most, And I'll be done with this here brand new jetpack! And then this Texas squirrel, this country girl Will spread her wings and fly, Her bushy tail a comet's trail Clear across the sky. [SANDY & COMPANY] Above the town and looking down On a typical Bikini Bottom day! [Rumbling is heard.] [SANDY, spoken] What in chicken-fried tarnation was that? [SPONGEBOB, spoken] I don't know... but I kinda liked it. [SANDY, spoken] Excuse me, SpongeBob. I'm gonna go power up the ol' seis-o-mograph. [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Seis-o what? I'm off to work too, at the greatest restaurant there is! [NARRATOR, spoken] Ah yes, the Krusty Krab. Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment. Home to the Krabby Patty, owned and operated by Mr. Eugene Krabs. And across town, the least popular restaurant, the Chum Bucket, run by Sheldon J. Plankton. Two arch nemeses locked in a fast food cold war... [KRABS] Winds from the west, Everywhere you look, the skies are clear and sunny. Good weather's best When you're in the mood to make a ton of money! Agh-ag-ag-ag-ag-ag-ag-ag! [PLANKTON] Laugh while you can, Until the day you laugh no more forever. (forever...) I've got a plan And I went to college, so you know it's clever. [KAREN, spoken] With you, there's always another plan. [PLANKTON, spoken] Quiet, computer wife! This time, it'll work! I'll make everyone love my Chum Burgers through the power of hypnosis. It's almost too easy! Soon they'll all see; I may be small, but my genius is immense! [KAREN, spoken] Come on, Sheldon. It'd take forever to hypnotize the whole town. [PLANKTON, spoken] You used to enjoy my evil schemes... [KAREN, spoken] Well, what can I say? The magic's gone. [KRABS] "They say that money doesn't matter if you love your work." Ha! Who would say that? Probably some penniless jerk! [PLANKTON] Soon the day will come When they'll all love chum! It's just a matter of time... [KRABS, KAREN] Bikini Bottom. [PLANKTON] 'Till I get them in line... [KRABS, KAREN] Bikini Bottom. [PLANKTON] And this town is all mine! [KRABS, PLANKTON & KAREN] Just a typical Bikini Bottom day! [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Good morning, Ms. Mayor! [MAYOR, spoken] Oh, pipe down, I'm governing here! And... tweet! [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Good morning, Mrs. Puff! [MRS. PUFF, spoken] SpongeBob, please, I almost spilled my kelp-accino. [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Hiya, Larry the Lobster! [LARRY THE LOBSTER, spoken] Watch where you're going, puny dude! I'm getting these claws swole! [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Hi, Old Man Jenkins! ...Hellooo! [OLD MAN JENKINS, spoken] Get off my lawn! [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Hello, lawn! Hello, street! Greetings, Maestro! Hello, guy making all the sounds! [foley artist makes noises] Hello, sky! Hello, flowers! Hello, Bikini Bottom! [ALL] On my way! Hey! The pulse is pumping and the traffic's fin-to-fin! What a day! hey! Looks like the weather is the best it's ever been! [SPONGEBOB] We've got the best sun ever! [ALL] It's sunny weather! (It's sunny weather!) In the flow, whoa! Swim with the current 'til it carries you along! Here we go, whoa! Another busy day where nothing will go wrong! I will always vow and pledge allegiance to This town that I hold dear, for all are welcome here. Bikini Bottom blue, yes, I'll stay true. To the Bikini Bottom Way (Bikini Bottom Way) Bikini Bottom Way. (Bikini Bottom Way) Bikini Bottom Way. (Bikini Bottom Way) Bikini Bottom Way. (Bikini Bottom Way) Bikini Bottom Way. (Bikini Bottom Way) Bikini Bottom Way. [SPONGEBOB] It's the best day ever! [ALL] Ahh! Hey! Hey! In the world renowned (world renowned) Bikini Bottom, our own hometown! (own hometown) Bikini Bottom, where the sun shines down! (sun shines down) The sun shines down! (sun shines down) Yeah, the sun shines down! (sun shines down) The sun shines down! [COMPANY] It's a typical... [SPONGEBOB] Incredible! [COMPANY] A regular... [SPONGEBOB] Exceptional! [COMPANY] An ordinary... [SPONGEBOB] Extraordinary! [ALL] Bikini Bottom... Hey! Bikini Bottom, Bikini Bottom day! </poem>

<poem> [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Ahh, good morning, world! And all who inhabit it! (sung) Jumped out of bed, Mixed up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail! [GARY] Meow. [SPONGEBOB] Full steam ahead! The S.S. I Am Ready is about to set sail. This kind of day Couldn't get much better but it keeps on trying. I'm on my way, Somewhere there's a Krabby Patty that needs frying. And who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream? Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene? Gary, it's me! Happy just to be here in the world renowned Bikini Bottom, how I love this town! Bikini Bottom, when the sun shines down On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day. (spoken) Good morning, Patrick! [PATRICK, spoken] Uh, is it morning already? [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Yup! And I'm singing an opening number! [PATRICK, spoken] Oh! I want a verse! I want a verse! (sung) I missed a snack, This busy schedule makes it hard to be me! To stay on track, Guess I'll have to eat it while I'm watching TV. There might not be time for a nap but I'll do what I can They're showing all the episodes of-- [BOTH] Mermaid Man! [PATRICK] Oh, every single one! I'm spending all day underneath my favorite rock! [SPONGEBOB] Bikini Bottom. [PATRICK] Now, what rhymes with rock? [SPONGEBOB] Bikini Bottom. [PATRICK] Nothing rhymes with rock! [SPONGEBOB & PATRICK] It's a typical Bikini Bottom day. [SPONGEBOB, spoken] No, Patrick, it's a beautiful day. And a lot of things rhyme with rock. [PATRICK, spoken] I don't think so. [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Sure. Clock, smock, electroshock... [PATRICK, spoken] Ooh! [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Pop n'lock! [SQUIDWARD, spoken] Would you two please keep it down? [SPONGEBOB & PATRICK, spoken] Good morning, Squidward! [SQUIDWARD, spoken] Another day, another migraine... (sung) When I want some quiet there's nowhere to go. A sensitive artiste can't get a moment's peace With these two idiots in stereo. They never go away, Typical Bikini Bottom day... [SPONGEBOB, spoken] It's a great day, Squidward. In fact, I'd say this could be the best day ever! [SQUIDWARD, spoken] You say that every day. [SPONGEBOB, spoken] And it's always true! Bye, Patrick! I'll see you at work, Squidward. [SQUIDWARD, spoken] What have I done to deserve this? [NARRATOR, spoken] We now follow SpongeBob past the treedome; home to a creature seldom seen here on the ocean floor: a squirrel from Texas. This is Sandy Cheeks, the scientist, hard at work on her latest invention. [An explosion is heard.] [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Hiya, Sandy! [SANDY, spoken] Howdy, SpongeBob! (sung) Gee golly, that was close! It's just a little smoke, a minor setback. A few more hours at most, And I'll be done with this here brand new jetpack! And then this Texas squirrel, this country girl Will spread her wings and fly, Her bushy tail a comet's trail Clear across the sky. [SANDY & COMPANY] Above the town and looking down On a typical Bikini Bottom day. [Rumbling is heard.] [SANDY, spoken] What in chicken-fried tarnation was that? [SPONGEBOB, spoken] I don't know. But I kinda liked it. [SANDY, spoken] 'Scuse me, SpongeBob. I'm gonna go power up the ol' seis-o-mograph. [SPONGEBOB, spoken] I'm off to work too, at the greatest restaurant there is! [NARRATOR, spoken] Ah yes, the Krusty Krab. Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment. Home to the Krabby Patty, owned and operated by Mr. Eugene Krabs. And across town, the least popular restaurant, the Chum Bucket, run by Sheldon J. Plankton. Two arch nemeses, locked in a fast food cold war. [KRABS] Winds from the west, Everywhere you look the skies are clear and sunny. Good weather's best When you're in the mood to make a ton of money! [PLANKTON] Laugh while you can, Until the day you laugh no more forever... [KAREN] Forever. [PLANKTON] I've got a plan, And I went to college so you know it's clever! [KAREN, spoken] With you, there's always another plan. [PLANKTON, spoken] Quiet, computer wife! This time, it'll work! I'll make everyone love my Chum Burgers through the power of hypnosis. It's almost too easy. Soon they'll all see; I may be small, but my genius is immense! [KAREN, spoken] Come on, Sheldon. It'd take forever to hypnotize this whole town. [PLANKTON, spoken] You used to enjoy my evil schemes... [KAREN, spoken] Well, what can I say? After twenty years of marriage, the magic's gone. [KRABS] "They say that money doesn't matter If you love your work." Ha! Who would say that? Probably some penniless jerk! [PLANKTON] Soon the day will come When they all love chum! It's just a matter of time... [KRABS, KAREN] Bikini Bottom. [PLANKTON] 'Til I get them in line... [KRABS, KAREN] Bikini Bottom. [PLANKTON] And this town is all mine! [KRABS, PLANKTON & KAREN] Just a typical Bikini Bottom day! [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Good morning, Ms. Mayor! [MAYOR, spoken] Oh, pipe down, I'm governing here! [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Good morning, Mrs. Puff! [MRS. PUFF, spoken] SpongeBob, please, I almost spilled my kelp-accino. [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Hiya, Larry the Lobster! [LARRY THE LOBSTER, spoken] Watch where you're going, puny dude! I'm getting these claws swole! [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Hi, Old Man Jenkins! Hellooo! [OLD MAN JENKINS, spoken] Get off my lawn! [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Hello, lawn! Hello, street! Greetings, Maestro! Hello, guy making all the sounds! [foley artist makes noises] Hello, everyone at home! Hello, sky! Hello, flowers! Hello, Bikini Bottom! [ALL] On my way! Hey! The pulse is pumping and the traffic's fin to fin! What a day, hey! Looks like the weather is the best it's ever been! [SPONGEBOB] We've got the best sun ever! [ALL] Sunny weather, sunny weather! In the flow, whoa! Swim with the current 'til it carries you along! Here we go, whoa! Another busy day where nothing will go wrong! I will always vow and pledge allegiance to This town that I hold dear, for all are welcome here. Bikini Bottom blue, yes, I'll stay true. To the Bikini Bottom Way. (Bikini Bottom Way) Bikini Bottom Way. (Bikini Bottom Way) Bikini Bottom Way. (Bikini Bottom Way) Bikini Bottom Way. (Bikini Bottom Way) Bikini Bottom Way. (Bikini Bottom Way) Bikini Bottom Way. [SPONGEBOB] It's the best day ever! [ALL] Ahh! Hey! Hey! In the world renowned (world renowned) Bikini Bottom, our own hometown! (own hometown) Bikini Bottom, where the sun shines down! (sun shines down) The sun shines down! (sun shines down) Yeah, the sun shines down! (sun shines down) The sun shines down! [COMPANY] It's a typical... [SPONGEBOB] Incredible! [COMPANY] A regular... [SPONGEBOB] Exceptional! [COMPANY] An ordinary... [SPONGEBOB] Extraordinary! [ALL] Bikini Bottom... Hey! Bikini Bottom, Bikini Bottom day! </poem>

<poem> [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Ahh, good morning, world! And all who inhabit it! (sung) Jump out of bed, Mix up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail! [GARY] Meow! [SPONGEBOB] Full steam ahead, The S.S. I Am Ready is about to set sail. This kind of day Couldn't get much better, but it keeps on trying I'm on my way Somewhere, there's a Krabby Patty that needs frying And who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream? Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene? Gary, it's me Happy just to be here in the world renowned Bikini Bottom, how I love this town Bikini Bottom, when the sun shines down On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day (spoken) Good morning, Patrick! [PATRICK, spoken] Uh, is it morning already? [SPONGEBOB, spoken] It sure is! And I'm singing an opening number! [PATRICK, spoken] Ooh! Ooh! I want a verse! (sung) I missed a snack This busy schedule makes it hard to be me To stay on track Now I'll have to eat it while I'm watching TV There might not be time for a nap, but I'll do what I can They're showing all the episodes of-- [BOTH] Mermaid Man! [PATRICK] Oh, every single one! I'm spending all day underneath my favorite rock [SPONGEBOB] Bikini Bottom [PATRICK] Now, what rhymes with rock? [SPONGEBOB] Bikini Bottom [PATRICK] Nothing rhymes with rock! [SPONGEBOB & PATRICK] It's a typical Bikini Bottom day [SPONGEBOB, spoken] No, Patrick, it's a beautiful day! And a lot of things rhyme with rock! [PATRICK, spoken] Uh, I don't think so [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Sure. Clock, smock, electroshock... pop and lock! [SQUIDWARD, spoken] Would you two please keep it down? [SPONGEBOB & PATRICK, spoken] Good morning, Squidward! [SQUIDWARD, spoken] Another day, another migraine (sung) When I want some quiet, there's nowhere to go A sensitive artiste can't get a moment's peace With these two idiots in stereo They never go away Typical Bikini Bottom day [SPONGEBOB, spoken] It's a beautiful day, Squidward. In fact, I'd say this could be the best day ever! [SQUIDWARD, spoken] You say that every day. [SPONGEBOB, spoken] And it's always true! Time to head to work! I'll see you there, Squidward! Bye, Patrick, my best friend in the entire ocean! [NARRATOR, spoken] We now follow SpongeBob to the Treedome, home to a creature seldom seen here on the ocean floor: a squirrel. From Texas. This is Sandy Cheeks the scientist, hard at work on her latest invention [An explosion is heard.] [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Hiya, Sandy! [SANDY] Boy, howdy! That was close! It's just a little smoke, a minor setback A few more hours at most And I'll be done with this here brand new jetpack And then this Texas squirrel, this country girl Will spread her wings and fly Her bushy tail a comet's trail Clear across the sky [SANDY & COMPANY] Above the town and looking down On a typical Bikini Bottom day! [Rumbling is heard.] [SANDY, spoken] What in chicken-fried tarnation was that? [SPONGEBOB, spoken] I don't know... but I kinda liked it. I feel all tingly inside! [SANDY, spoken] By measuring the [?] magnitude and velocity metrics, I can triangulate the epicenter. SpongeBob, excuse me, I'm gonna go power up the ol' seis-o-mograph. [SPONGEBOB, spoken] I'm off to work too, at the greatest restaurant there is! [NARRATOR, spoken] Ah, yes. Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment. Home to the Krabby Patty, owned and operated by Mr. Eugene Krabs. And across town, the least popular restaurant, the Chum Bucket, run by Sheldon J. Plankton. Two arch nemeses locked in a fast food cold war... [KRABS] Winds from the west Everywhere you look, the skies are clear and sunny Good weather's best When you're in the mood to make a ton of money! Ah-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga! [PLANKTON] Hahaha! Laugh while you can Until the day you laugh no more, forever Forever I've got a plan And I went to college, so you know it's clever [KAREN, spoken] With you, there's always another plan. It gets old, Sheldon. [PLANKTON, spoken] Quiet, computer wife! This time, it'll work! I'll make everyone love my Chum Burgers through the power of hypnosis. It's almost too easy. Muahahahahahaha! [KAREN, spoken] It'd take forever to hypnotize this whole town. [PLANKTON, spoken] You used to enjoy my evil schemes... [KAREN, spoken] Well, what can I say? The magic's gone. [PLANKTON, spoken] You think it's easy being married to a piece of hardware? [KAREN, spoken] Well, you programmed me! You have no one to blame but yourself! [PLANKTON, spoken] I programmed- [KRABS] They say that money doesn't matter if you love your work Ha! Who would say that? Probably some penniless jerk [PLANKTON] Soon the day will come, when they'll all love chum It's just a matter of time [KAREN] Bikini Bottom [PLANKTON] 'Fore this town is all mine [KAREN] Bikini Bottom [KRABS] Well, look! A shiny new dime! [KRABS, PLANKTON & KAREN] Just a typical Bikini Bottom day! [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Good morning, Ms. Mayor! [MAYOR, spoken] Pipe down! I'm governing here. [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Good morning, Mrs. Puff! [MRS. PUFF, spoken] Ah! SpongeBob, please, I almost spilled my kelp-accino. [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Hello there, Larry the Lobster! [LARRY THE LOBSTER, spoken] Watch where you're going, puny dude! [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Hi, Old Man Jenkins! Hellooo! [OLD MAN JENKINS, spoken] Get off my lawn! [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Hello, lawn! Hello, street! Hello, guy making all the sounds! [foley artist makes noises] Hello, sky! Hello, flowers! Hello, Bikini Bottom! Hello, Bubbles! Hello, Dr. [?]! Howdy, Gertrude! Heya, Coneface! Looking good! Yo, Biggie! Good morning, left shoelace! How can I forget you, right shoelace? Hello, Goldie! Good morning, construction crew! Hello, Flying Neptune! Hello, Clownfish! Hello, Rob! Hello there, [?]! Hello, Sylvia! [SpongeBob runs headfirst into a ladder] [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Hello, ladder! SpongeBob reporting for duty at the greatest restaurant in the entire ocean! [SQUIDWARD, spoken] And here I thought it was a third-rate greasepot. [SPONGEBOB, spoken] The greatest greasepot! Where's Mr. Krabs? [SQUIDWARD, spoken] It's Take Your Kid to Work Day. [KRABS, spoken] Pearl, me darlin' whale daughter. One day all this will be yours. Soon as you graduate high school, I'll start you as manager! [PEARL, spoken] But Daddy, I have my own dreams! [KRABS, spoken] You mean followin' your favorite rock band around the ocean? [PEARL, spoken] They're called the Electric Skates! [KRABS, spoken] See what I mean? That's a father's nightmare! Now listen here- [SPONGEBOB, spoken] Um, Mr. Krabs? [KRABS, spoken] Make it quick, you're interrupting a teaching moment! [SPONGEBOB, spoken] If she doesn't want to be manager, I know someone who'd be great for the job! [KRABS, spoken] You? Hahahahaha! My boy, you're just a wee simple sponge. A fry cook's all you'll ever be. [SPONGEBOB] Why can't he see? I wore my good shoes and I've got my tie on Maybe it's me Am I just a simple sponge you can't rely on? Come on, Mr. Krabs, I could do it if you give me one chance Then everyone would say, "Good morning, Mr. SquarePants!" I would never rest Until I was the best! [KRABS, spoken] SpongeBob, get in the kitchen! It's opening time! [ALL] In the world renowned (world renowned) Bikini Bottom, our own hometown (own hometown) Bikini Bottom, where the sun shines down (sun shines down) The sun shines down (sun shines down) Yeah, the sun shines down (sun shines down) The sun shines down! [COMPANY] It's a typical [SPONGEBOB] Incredible! [COMPANY] A regular [SPONGEBOB] Exceptional! [COMPANY] An ordinary [SPONGEBOB] Extraordinary! [ALL] Bikini Bottom... [Rumbling is heard.] [SQUIDWARD, spoken] day! Um... is that something we should worry about? [ALL] Nah! Day (Bikini Bottom day) Bikini Bottom day (Bikini Bottom) Bikini Bottom day (Bikini Bottom) Bikini Bottom Day! </poem>

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Reprise 2

The act one reprise is included as a bonus track on the vinyl release.

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Finale (Reprise 3)

In the finale of the musical, the entire cast, led by SpongeBob, performs in the benefit concert that was previously canceled. Among the members include SpongeBob on ukulele, Sandy on the acoustic guitar, Squidward on the clarinet, Mr. Krabs on the banjo, Patrick on the trombone, Karen on the glockenspiel, and many others included.

Trivia

  • When the show moved to Broadway, the finale's first few lines were changed to being sung by SpongeBob, Sandy, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and Pearl, and the lyrics were adjusted to avoid calling SpongeBob a "simple" sponge.
  • In the televised version, the reprise that opens act two is cut.

Videos

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