Doing the Sponge

"Doing the Sponge" is a song featured in the episode "The Chaperone" and performed by Blag Dahlia. The Sponge is a dance created by SpongeBob which starts out as a simple prom dance, but it then turns into a disaster. Many of the dancers (except for SpongeBob and Pearl) get injured from trying to do it as it not possible to do it safely for anyone who isn't a sponge or a whale, which results in SpongeBob and Pearl getting kicked out of the dance and thrown out of the gym.

Lyrics

All right you invertebrats! I'm gonna teach you how to do the Sponge!

Well, if you take your leg and you stick it in the air

And then you take the other one and jam it right up there

You twist yourself around

And give a great, big lunge

Now you're doing the Sponge

Do the Sponge, Sponge,

Do the Sponge,

Bet your buns you're doing the Sponge

Well, now, first you take your leg

And you stick it in the air

And-a then you take the other one

And you jam it right up through there

You twist yourself around

And you do a great, big lunge

Now you're doing

Yeah, now you're doing the Sponge.

All right, now, yeah, a-do the Sponge, Sponge

A-do the Sponge

Before you know, you're taking the plunge

I said the Sponge, Sponge

A-do the Sponge

Bet your buns you're doing the Sponge

Yeah, bet your buns you're doing the Sponge

Aw, yeah, well, you're doing the Sponge.

Oh! I said, the Sponge, Sponge!

Yeah, do the Sponge!

Yeah, do the Sponge, Sponge!

Well, do the Sponge!

A-do the Sponge a-do the Sponge

Ah-oh Ho!

A-do the sponge!

Oh, Oh, Oh!

Oh! The Sponge!

The Sponge! Oh do the Sponge!

Yeah, you're doing the Sponge!

A-do the Sponge!