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{{Infobox
{{RE|It's a SpongeBob Christmas!}}
|Box title = Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas!)
{{RP|book|Don't Be a Jerk, It's Christmas!}}
|image = File:LegoSpongeBob.jpg
{{Song
|imagewidth = 300
|title = Don't Be a Jerk
|Row 2 title = Song Length
|image = Don't Be a Jerk.jpg
|Row 1 title = Sung By:
|writer =[[Tom Kenny]]<br>[[Andy Paley]]
|Row 1 info = SpongeBob ([[Tom Kenny]])
|performer1 = {{Link|SpongeBob SquarePants}}
|Row 2 info = 2:34}}
|voice1 = [[Tom Kenny]]
 
|performer2 = Backup singer
"'''Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)'''" is a song that was released as a bonus on the [[SpongeBob's Greatest Hits]] CD, and in the episode [[It's a SpongeBob Christmas!|"It's a SpongeBob Christmas!"]]   This was also included in the 2008 "Built By Me" Lego competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival.
|voice2 = Chrissy Guerrero
|performer3 = Backup singer 2
|voice3 = Tracy De Nise
|episode = "[[It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]]"
|released =''[[SpongeBob's Greatest Hits]]''<br>[[It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (album)|''It's a SpongeBob Christmas!'' album]]
|recorded = {{Time|2008}}
|length = 1:51<br>2:34 (extended version)
|watch = Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas) 🎶 Full Song - It's a SpongeBob Christmas!
|watch2 = SpongeBob SquarePants - Don't Be a Jerk (Full song; Instrumental version)
}}
"'''Don't Be a Jerk'''," also titled "'''Don't Be A Jerk (It's Christmas)'''," is a song that was released as a bonus on the ''[[SpongeBob's Greatest Hits]]'' CD and is used in the episode "[[It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]]" It was included in the {{Time|2008}} "Built By Me" [[LEGO SpongeBob SquarePants|LEGO]] competition part of [[Nicktoons]] Network Animation Festival, both before debuting in the show officially. This song is also featured on the [[It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (album)|''It's a SpongeBob Christmas!'' album]]. It is the antidote to the [[jerktonium]].


==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==
'''NOTE:''' Lyrics in <font color="red">red</font> do not appear in the broadcast version of the song.


''Ahoy everybody, SpongeBob here.Christmas means presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring, so during this festive season please, don't be a jerk.''
{{Lyr-spoken|Ahoy everybody!}}
 
{{Lyr-red-spoken|SpongeBob here! Christmas needs presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring. So during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk.}}
Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do. 
 
But the world does not revolve around you. 
 
Don't be a jerk.
 
It's Christmas.
 
There's a sign above the line that says "Express".
 
 
 
That means ten items or less.
 
 
 
Don't be a jerk. 
 
 
 
It's Christmas.
 
Be nice to babies and animals,
 
Old folks too.
 
 
 
'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you
 
 
 
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
 
 
 
Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls.
 
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe.
 
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. 
 
Don't be a jerk.
 
 
 
It's Christmas.
 
When others are talking
 
never interrupt.
 
 
 
Don't put people down
 
or leave the toilet seat up.
 
 
 
It's the time for family
 
and holly and turkey.
 
 
 
'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky!
 
Don't dig in the cereal box 
 
for goodness sake.
 
 
 
Take the prize
 
and leave me nothing but flakes. 
 
 
 
Don't be a jerk. (don't be a jerk)
 
 
 
It's Christmas.
 
Santa brought nearly every gift
 
on your list.
 
 
 
Why whine about the one
 
that he missed?
 
 
 
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
 
 
 
It's Christmas.
 
It's Christmas!
 
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
 
 
 
It's Christmas
 
 
 
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
 
 
 
It's Christmas.
 
<videogallery>
Video:Lego Spongebob - Don't Be A Jerk It's Christmas (director's cut)
</videogallery>
 
==[[It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]] Version==
'''Spongebob:''' Ahoy everybody!
 
 
 
Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do
 
But the world does not revolve around you
 
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk), It's Christmas.
 
 
 
Be nice to babies and animals old folks too 
 
'cause that's how you'd like them to treat you!
 
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls,
 
Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls.
 
 
 
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe,
 
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.
 
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk), It's Christmas.
 
Hey! It's Christmas!
 


{{Lyr|Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do}}
{{Lyr|But the world does not revolve around you}}
{{Lyr-red|Don't be a jerk}}
{{Lyr-red|It's Christmas}}


When others are talking never interrupt,
{{Lyr-red|There's a sign above the line that says "Express"}}
{{Lyr-red|That means ten items or less}}
{{Lyr|Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)}}
{{Lyr|It's Christmas}}


Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up.
{{Lyr|Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too}}
{{Lyr|'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you}}
{{Lyr|Use turn signals, don't screen my calls}}
{{Lyr|Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls}}


It's the time for family and holly and turkey, 'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky!
{{Lyr|Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe}}
{{Lyr|Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube}}
{{Lyr|Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)}}
{{Lyr|It's Christmas}}
{{Lyr-spoken|It's Christmas!}}


'''Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Squidward and Patrick''': Jolly not jerky!
{{Lyr-spoken|[instrumental]}}
{{Lyr-spoken|[laughter]}}
{{Lyr|When others are talking, never interrupt}}
{{Lyr|Don't put people down, or leave the toilet seat up}}
{{Lyr|It's the time for family and holly and turkey}}
{{Lyr|It is the season to be jolly; not jerky! (Jolly; not jerky!)}}


{{Lyr-red|Don't dig in the cereal box, for goodness sakes}}
{{Lyr-red|Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes}}
{{Lyr-red|Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)}}
{{Lyr-red|It's Christmas}}


{{Lyr|Santa brought nearly every gift on your list}}
{{Lyr|Why whine about the one that he missed?}}
{{Lyr|Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas}}
{{Lyr|It's Christmas!}}


'''Spongebob''': Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
{{Lyr|Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)}}
{{Lyr|It's Christmas}}
{{Lyr|Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)}}
{{Lyr|It's Christmas}}
{{Lyr-spoken|(It's Christmas!) ''Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)''}}
{{Lyr|It's Christmas}}
{{Lyr|Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)}}
{{Lyr|It's Christmas}}


Why whine about the one that he missed?
{{Lyr-spoken|[fade]}}


Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk), It's Christmas!           
==LEGO Version==
Hey, It's Christmas!
*The LEGO Version is done by Garret Barati. This was the follow up to the winner of the {{Time|2008}} "Built By Me" LEGO competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival.
[[File:Don't Be a Jerk It's Christmas|thumb|center|360px]]


'''Every one except Spongebob:''' Don't be a jerk,
==[[Nickelodeon]] Cruise on Royal Caribbean version==
[[File:Don't Be A Jerk (It's Christmas) Live Performance.mov|thumb|center|335px]]


'''Every one (including Spongebob):'''It's Christmas!         
==Role in episode==
[[File:It's a spongebob christmas dont be a jerk|thumb|center|335px|The clip from "It's a Spongebob Christmas".]]
When {{Link|SpongeBob}} finds out that singing this song cured {{Link|Sandy}}, he realizes he can sing this song to the rest of Bikini Bottom to make them normal again, so he sings this song to everyone, and they all become normal. As a result, they begin singing as well curing the entire town.


==Trivia==
===General===
*This is the second signature song of a [[Christmas (holiday)|Christmas]] special. The first is "[[The Very First Christmas]]" from the episode "[[Christmas Who?]]"
*The lyrics of this song are featured in the [[It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (book)|''It's a SpongeBob Christmas!'' book]].
*In the [[Bob Esponja (Latin American Spanish)|Latin American dub]], the word "jerk" is replaced by "patan." (Lout)
*The LEGO rendition of the song was included in the 2011 Lego Club DVD.
*The melody sounds similar to the 1974 Christmas song "{{w|Wombling Merry Christmas}}" by {{w|The Wombles (band)|the Wombles}}.


===Episode references===
*During the beginning of the song, SpongeBob makes the rainbow sign from the episode "[[Idiot Box]]."


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==Video==
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[[File:It's A SpongeBob Christmas "Don't Be a Jerk It's Christmas" Karaoke Music Video Nick|thumb|center|450px]]


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Latest revision as of 16:02, 28 December 2024

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Lyrics

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LEGO Version

  • The LEGO Version is done by Garret Barati. This was the follow up to the winner of the 2008 "Built By Me" LEGO competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival.
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Nickelodeon Cruise on Royal Caribbean version

File:Don't Be A Jerk (It's Christmas) Live Performance.mov

Role in episode

When Template:Data:Links finds out that singing this song cured Template:Data:Links, he realizes he can sing this song to the rest of Bikini Bottom to make them normal again, so he sings this song to everyone, and they all become normal. As a result, they begin singing as well curing the entire town.

Trivia

General

Episode references

  • During the beginning of the song, SpongeBob makes the rainbow sign from the episode "Idiot Box."

Video

File:It's A SpongeBob Christmas "Don't Be a Jerk It's Christmas" Karaoke Music Video Nick

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