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(Spongebob) Ahoy everybody, Spongebob here, Christmas means presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring, so during this festive season please, don't be a jerk. | (Spongebob) Ahoy everybody, Spongebob here, Christmas means presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring, so during this festive season please, don't be a jerk. | ||
Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do. | Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do. | ||
But the world does not revolve around you | But the world does not revolve around you | ||
Don't be a jerk | Don't be a jerk | ||
It's Christmas. | It's Christmas. | ||
There's a sign above the line that says "Express". | There's a sign above the line that says "Express". | ||
That means ten items or less | That means ten items or less | ||
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | ||
It's Christmas. | It's Christmas. | ||
Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too. | Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too. | ||
Cuz that's how you'd like them to treat you | Cuz that's how you'd like them to treat you | ||
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls | Use turn signals, don't screen my calls | ||
Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls. | Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls. | ||
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe | Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe | ||
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. | Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. | ||
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | ||
It's Christmas. | It's Christmas. | ||
It's Christmas! | It's Christmas! | ||
When others are talking never interrupt. | When others are talking never interrupt. | ||
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up | Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up | ||
It's the time for family and holly and turkey | It's the time for family and holly and turkey | ||
'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky). | 'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky). | ||
Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes. | Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes. | ||
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes | Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes | ||
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | ||
It's Christmas. | It's Christmas. | ||
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list. | Santa brought nearly every gift on your list. | ||
Why whine about the one that he missed? | Why whine about the one that he missed? | ||
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | ||
It's Christmas. | It's Christmas. | ||
It's Christmas! | It's Christmas! | ||
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | ||
It's Christmas | It's Christmas | ||
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | ||
It's Christmas. | It's Christmas. | ||
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Video:Lego Spongebob - Don't Be A Jerk It's Christmas (director's cut) | |||
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==It's a Spongebob Christmas! Version== | ==It's a Spongebob Christmas! Version== | ||
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Why whine about the one that he missed? | Why whine about the one that he missed? | ||
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk), It's Christmas! | Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk), It's Christmas! | ||
Hey, It's Christmas! | Hey, It's Christmas! | ||
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'''Every one (also Spongebob):''' It's Christmas! | '''Every one (also Spongebob):''' It's Christmas! | ||
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Revision as of 11:33, 24 November 2012
"Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)" is a song that was released as a bonus on the SpongeBob's Greatest Hits CD. This was also included in the 2008 "Built By Me" Lego competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival.
Lyrics
(Spongebob) Ahoy everybody, Spongebob here, Christmas means presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring, so during this festive season please, don't be a jerk.
Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do. But the world does not revolve around you Don't be a jerk It's Christmas.
There's a sign above the line that says "Express". That means ten items or less Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.
Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too. Cuz that's how you'd like them to treat you Use turn signals, don't screen my calls Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls.
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.
It's Christmas!
When others are talking never interrupt. Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up It's the time for family and holly and turkey 'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky).
Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes. Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list. Why whine about the one that he missed? Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.
It's Christmas!
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.
<videogallery> Video:Lego Spongebob - Don't Be A Jerk It's Christmas (director's cut) </videogallery>
It's a Spongebob Christmas! Version
Spongebob: Ahoy everybody
Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do.
But the world does not revolve around you!
Don't be a jerk, It's Christmas.
Be nice to babies and animals,
old folks too Cuz that's how you'd like them to treat you!
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls,
Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls.
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe,
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk), It's Christmas.
Hey! It's Christmas!
When others are talking never interrupt,
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up.
It's the time for family and holly and turkey, 'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky!
Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Squidward and Patrick: Jolly not jerky!
Spongebob: Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
Why whine about the one that he missed?
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk), It's Christmas! Hey, It's Christmas!
Every one exept Spongebob: Don't be a jerk,
Every one (also Spongebob): It's Christmas!