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"'''Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)'''" is a song that was released as a bonus on the [[SpongeBob's Greatest Hits]] CD. This was also included in the 2008 "Built By Me" Lego competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival.
"'''Don't Be a Barnicle (It's Christmas)'''" is a song that was released as a bonus on the [[SpongeBob's Greatest Hits]] CD. This was also included in the 2008 "Built By Me" Lego competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival.


==Lyrics==
==Lyrics==


(Spongebob) Ahoy everybody, Spongebob here, Christmas means presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring, so during this festive season please, don't be a jerk.
(Spongebob) Ahoy everybody, Spongebob here, Christmas means presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring, so during this festive season please, don't be barnle


Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do.   
Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do.   
But the world does not revolve around you   
But the world does not revolve around you   
Don't be a jerk   
Don't be a Barnicle 
It's Christmas.
It's Christmas.


There's a sign above the line that says "Express".   
There's a sign above the line that says "Express".   
That means ten items or less     
That means ten items or less     
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)     
Don't be a Barnicle (don't be a jerk)     
It's Christmas.
It's Christmas.


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Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe   
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe   
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.   
Sqdont  be a barnle     
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)   
It's Christmas.
It's Christmas.


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Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up     
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up     
It's the time for family and holly and turkey     
It's the time for family and holly and turkey     
'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky).
'Tis the season to be jolly not barniclejolly not jerky).


Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes.   
Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes.   

Revision as of 19:30, 25 November 2012

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"Don't Be a Barnicle (It's Christmas)" is a song that was released as a bonus on the SpongeBob's Greatest Hits CD. This was also included in the 2008 "Built By Me" Lego competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival.

Lyrics

(Spongebob) Ahoy everybody, Spongebob here, Christmas means presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring, so during this festive season please, don't be barnle

Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do. But the world does not revolve around you Don't be a Barnicle It's Christmas.

There's a sign above the line that says "Express". That means ten items or less Don't be a Barnicle (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.

Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too. Cuz that's how you'd like them to treat you Use turn signals, don't screen my calls Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls.

Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe Sqdont be a barnle It's Christmas.

It's Christmas!

When others are talking never interrupt. Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up It's the time for family and holly and turkey 'Tis the season to be jolly not barniclejolly not jerky).

Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes. Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.

Santa brought nearly every gift on your list. Why whine about the one that he missed? Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.

It's Christmas!

Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) It's Christmas.

<videogallery> Video:Lego Spongebob - Don't Be A Jerk It's Christmas (director's cut) </videogallery>

It's a Spongebob Christmas! Version

Spongebob: Ahoy everybody

Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do.

But the world does not revolve around you!

Don't be a jerk, It's Christmas.


Be nice to babies and animals,

old folks too Cuz that's how you'd like them to treat you!

Use turn signals, don't screen my calls,

Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls.


Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe,

Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.

Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk), It's Christmas.

Hey! It's Christmas!


When others are talking never interrupt,

Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up.

It's the time for family and holly and turkey, 'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky!

Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Squidward and Patrick: Jolly not jerky!


Spongebob: Santa brought nearly every gift on your list

Why whine about the one that he missed?

Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk), It's Christmas! Hey, It's Christmas!

Every one exept Spongebob: Don't be a jerk,

Every one (also Spongebob): It's Christmas!

File:It's a spongebob christmas dont be a jerk
The clip from "It's a Spongebob Christmas".


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