Don't Be a Jerk: Difference between revisions
>Travisplatypus No edit summary |
>JeremyCreek Proper formatting for the lyrics. |
||
| Line 8: | Line 8: | ||
|Row 2 info = 1:51}} | |Row 2 info = 1:51}} | ||
"'''Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)'''" is a song that was released as a bonus on the [[SpongeBob's Greatest Hits]] CD | "'''Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)'''" is a song that was released as a bonus on the [[SpongeBob's Greatest Hits]] CD. This was also included in the 2008 "Built By Me" Lego competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival. | ||
The song was later featured in the series' second Christmas special, ''[[It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]]'' In the episode, SpongeBob and [[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]], find that the song's music works as an antidote to [[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]'s jerktonium-laced fruitcake, so SpongeBob sings the song to everyone in Bikini Bottom, returning them to their normal forms. | |||
==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
Lyrics highlighted in <span style="color:red;">red text</span> were only used in the album version of the song. | |||
''Ahoy everybody | :''[Speech]'' | ||
:Ahoy, everybody! <span style="color:red;">SpongeBob here. Christmas means presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring, so during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk.</span> | |||
</ | |||
:Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do | |||
:But the world does not revolve around you | |||
:Don't be a jerk | |||
:It's Christmas! | |||
''' | :<span style="color:red;">There's a sign above the line that says "Express"</span> | ||
:<span style="color:red;">That means ten items or less</span> | |||
:<span style="color:red;">Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)</span> | |||
:<span style="color:red;">It's Christmas</span> | |||
:Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too | |||
:'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you | |||
:Use turn signals, don't screen my calls | |||
:Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls | |||
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | :Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe | ||
:Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. | |||
:Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | |||
:It's Christmas! | |||
:It's Christmas! | |||
' | :When others are talking never interrupt | ||
:Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up | |||
:It's the time for family and holly and turkey | |||
:'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky) | |||
:<span style="color:red;">Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes''</span> | |||
:<span style="color:red;">Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes''</span> | |||
:<span style="color:red;">Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)''</span> | |||
:<span style="color:red;">It's Christmas!</span> | |||
:Santa brought nearly every gift on your list | |||
:Why whine about the one that he missed? | |||
:Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | |||
:It's Christmas! | |||
:It's Christmas! | |||
:Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | |||
:It's Christmas! | |||
:Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | |||
:It's Christmas! | |||
{{Music}} | {{Music}} | ||
[[Category:Songs]] | [[Category:Songs]] | ||
[[Category:Music]] | [[Category:Music]] | ||
Revision as of 16:32, 31 December 2012
"Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)" is a song that was released as a bonus on the SpongeBob's Greatest Hits CD. This was also included in the 2008 "Built By Me" Lego competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival.
The song was later featured in the series' second Christmas special, It's a SpongeBob Christmas! In the episode, SpongeBob and Sandy, find that the song's music works as an antidote to Plankton's jerktonium-laced fruitcake, so SpongeBob sings the song to everyone in Bikini Bottom, returning them to their normal forms.
Lyrics
Lyrics highlighted in red text were only used in the album version of the song.
- [Speech]
- Ahoy, everybody! SpongeBob here. Christmas means presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring, so during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk.
- Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do
- But the world does not revolve around you
- Don't be a jerk
- It's Christmas!
- There's a sign above the line that says "Express"
- That means ten items or less
- Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
- It's Christmas
- Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
- 'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you
- Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
- Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls
- Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
- Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.
- Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
- It's Christmas!
- It's Christmas!
- When others are talking never interrupt
- Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up
- It's the time for family and holly and turkey
- 'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (jolly not jerky)
- Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes
- Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
- Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
- It's Christmas!
- Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
- Why whine about the one that he missed?
- Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
- It's Christmas!
- It's Christmas!
- Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
- It's Christmas!
- Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
- It's Christmas!