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| ==Lyrics== | | ==Lyrics== |
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| ''Ahoy everybody, SpongeBob here. Christmas means presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring, so during this most festive season please, don't be a jerk.'' | | ''mwahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!'' |
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| Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do.
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| But the world does not revolve around you.
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| Don't be a jerk.
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| It's Christmas.
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| There's a sign above the line that says "Express".
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| That means ten items or less.
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| Don't be a jerk.
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| It's Christmas.
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| Be nice to babies and animals,
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| Old folks too.
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| 'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you
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| Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
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| Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls.
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| Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe.
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| Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.
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| Don't be a jerk.
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| It's Christmas.
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| When others are talking
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| never interrupt.
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| Don't put people down
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| or leave the toilet seat up.
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| It's the time for family
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| and holly and turkey.
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| 'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky!
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| Don't dig in the cereal box
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| for goodness sake.
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| Take the prize
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| and leave me nothing but flakes.
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| Don't be a jerk.
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| It's Christmas.
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| Santa brought nearly every gift
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| on your list.
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| Why whine about the one
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| that he missed?
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| Don't be a jerk.
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| It's Christmas.
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| It's Christmas!
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| Don't be a jerk.
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| It's Christmas
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| Don't be a jerk.
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| It's Christmas.
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| <videogallery>
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| Video:Lego Spongebob - Don't Be A Jerk It's Christmas (director's cut)
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| </videogallery>
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| ==[[It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]] Version== | | ==[[It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]] Version== |
| '''Spongebob:''' Ahoy everybody! | | '''Why are you reading this.....''' |
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| Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do
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| But the world does not revolve around you
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| Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk), It's Christmas.
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| Be nice to babies and animals old folks too
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| 'cause that's how you'd like them to treat you!
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| Use turn signals, don't screen my calls,
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| Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls.
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| Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe,
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| Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.
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| Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk), It's Christmas.
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| Hey! It's Christmas!
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| When others are talking never interrupt,
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| Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up.
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| It's the time for family and holly and turkey, 'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky!
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| '''Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Squidward and Patrick''': Jolly not jerky!
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| '''Spongebob''': Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
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| Why whine about the one that he missed?
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| Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk), It's Christmas!
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| Hey, It's Christmas!
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| '''Every one except Spongebob:''' Don't be a jerk,
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| '''Every one (including Spongebob):'''It's Christmas!
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| [[File:It's a spongebob christmas dont be a jerk|thumb|center|335px|The clip from "It's a Spongebob Christmas".]] | | [[File:It's a spongebob christmas dont be a jerk|thumb|center|335px|The clip from "It's a Spongebob Christmas".]] |
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