Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You

Template:Song "I Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You" (also known as "Oh Baby") is a song SpongeBob sang to Patty in the episode, "To Love a Patty." It's a parody of a High School Musical song: "I Can't Take My Eyes Off of You." The lyrics were written by Zeus Cervas, one of the storyboard directors and writers for the episode.

Lyrics

Oh baby,

They may call me a fool,

But I can't help our gravitational pull.

When i stuff you with cotton candy,

It reminds me you're so sweet.

When we go riding, it's dandy,

The way you hang on to the seat,

Bay-ay-ay-by!

When I'm with you,

Our love is stronger than glue.

Whoo! OH BABY!

There isn't anything

There's nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you...

Hey! Let go of her you patty eaters!

No! Get away! [karate chops scallops]

Patty? You okay sweetoms?

I'm so sorry!

I'll never let you out of my sight again,

And I'll always keep you out of harm's waaaaayyy!

Oh baby, I love you so strong.

That's why I'm singing this song.

BAY-AY-AY-BY!

Your looks are sweeter than honey

From your pickles to your buns,

It ain't even funny— AAAAAOOOH! [Both go over a waterfall]

I'm coming for you!

Oh no! Look at you!

Don't worry, patty. I'll take care of this!

There you go!

All better. Oh baby.

Trivia

• This song was released as downloadable content for the Rock Band series of music video games in 2009. This song is one of six to appear in the series. 
• Although SpongeBob is asexual, it is unknown why SpongeBob serenaded this song to patty.