Christmas Is Mine

Template:Song2"Christmas Is Mine" is a song from the episode "It's a SpongeBob Christmas."

Lyrics

And now, a holiday message from me – PLANKTON!

When you take your perfect family out to see the pretty lights

While you're makin' with the skatin' and you're glidin' o'er the ice

When you're wassailin' and carolin', remember all the time

I took away your holiday, now Christmas is mine

You turkeys keep Thanksgiving, I'll just say “no thanks”

Halloween with all the costumes and trick-or-treating pranks

Keep the bunny with the jelly beans and your funny valentine

But don't you touch what's in my clutches, Christmas is mine

A time for sharing (awww!) with me! (huh?)

A time for caring about me!

A time for thinking selfishly

I'll hurt you if you don't agree (ow! ow! ow! ow! ow!)

The candy canes the pumpkin pie, the cracker and the nuts

Just try and take your Yuletide back, if you've got the guts

Your new partridge in a pear tree and your Auld Lang Syne!

The whole snowball I've got it all, now Christmas is mine

Christmas is mine

Christmas is mine

Everybody sing! There you go, Christmas is … mine? This stinks.