Doin' the Krabby Patty

Template:Song"Doin' the Krabby Patty" is a song sung by SpongeBob in The Best Day Ever album.

Lyrics

Stick your hands up in the air
Shake your bottom like your pants are square
Start atremblin' down in your knees
Slide on the floor like it's covered with grease
Would you like a little extra cheese?
Now you're doin' the Krabby Patty!

Flippin' patties at the Krusty Krab!
That's how I started this brand new fad
I know I'm lookin' real good right now
With my big blue eyes and L7 trow.
You wanna learn? Well, I'll teach you how
You'll be doin' the Krabby Patty

Come on, join my Krusty Crew
I made a Krabby Patty just for you
Throw out those hotdogs, burgers and fries
Lose the bowls of chili and the pizza pies
How do you cook it? Man, that's no riddle
Patrick: You gotta sizzle just a little in the middle of the grill

Just ask any gourmet fish
It's Bikini Bottom's number one dish
The Krusty Krab's really where it's at
Look how we row about the welcome mat
The patty's skinny but the buns are fat
When you're doin' the Krabby Patty

Oh, you wanna learn to do the Krabby Patty?
Well, here's what you gotta do!
Take your patty, and throw it on the grill!
Can you feel it? It's such a thrill!
Now you reach up and put on some ketchup!
You're a natural-a with that spatula!
Let the mustard trickle, and a little slice of pickle!
Now put it on a bun, you're almost done!
Here it comes! Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum! YUM!

Oh, you're lookin' good!
start your diet tomorrow!
Slap some lettuce on it!
YEAH!

Buy a bag, a box, a carton, a case
Stomp your feet and feed

your face