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''Ahoy everybody, SpongeBob here.Christmas means presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring, so during this festive season please, don't be jerk.'' | |||
Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do. | Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do. | ||
But the world does not revolve around you | |||
Don't be a | But the world does not revolve around you. | ||
Don't be a jerk. | |||
It's Christmas. | It's Christmas. | ||
Be nice to babies and animals, | There's a sign above the line that says "Express". | ||
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls | |||
That means ten items or less. | |||
Don't be a jerk. | |||
It's Christmas. | |||
Be nice to babies and animals, | |||
Old folks too. | |||
'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you | |||
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls | |||
Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls. | Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls. | ||
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe | Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe. | ||
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. | |||
Don't be a jerk. | |||
It's Christmas. | It's Christmas. | ||
When others are talking | |||
never interrupt. | |||
Don't put people down | |||
or leave the toilet seat up | |||
It's the time for family | |||
It's the time for family and holly and turkey | |||
and holly and turkey | |||
'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky! | 'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky! | ||
Don't dig in the cereal | Don't dig in the cereal box | ||
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes | |||
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | for goodness sakes. | ||
Take the prize | |||
and leave me nothing but flakes. | |||
Don't be a jerk. (don't be a jerk) | |||
It's Christmas. | It's Christmas. | ||
Santa brought nearly every gift on your list. | Santa brought nearly every gift | ||
Why whine about the one that he missed? | |||
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | on your list. | ||
Why whine about the one | |||
that he missed? | |||
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | |||
It's Christmas. | It's Christmas. | ||
It's Christmas! | (It's Christmas!( | ||
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | |||
It's Christmas | |||
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk) | |||
It's Christmas. | It's Christmas. | ||
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==[[It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]] Version== | ==[[It's a SpongeBob Christmas!]] Version== | ||
'''Spongebob:''' Ahoy everybody | '''Spongebob:''' Ahoy everybody | ||
Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do. | Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do. | ||
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Be nice to babies and | Be nice to babies and animals old folks too | ||
'cause that's how you'd like them to treat you! | |||
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls, | Use turn signals, don't screen my calls, | ||
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Why whine about the one that he missed? | Why whine about the one that he missed? | ||
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk), It's Christmas! | Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk), It's Christmas! | ||
Hey, It's Christmas! | Hey, It's Christmas! | ||
'''Every one exept Spongebob:''' Don't be a jerk, | '''Every one exept Spongebob:''' Don't be a jerk, | ||
'''Every one ( | '''Every one (including Spongebob):'''It's Christmas! | ||
[[File:It's a spongebob christmas dont be a jerk|thumb|center|335px|The clip from "It's a Spongebob Christmas".]] | [[File:It's a spongebob christmas dont be a jerk|thumb|center|335px|The clip from "It's a Spongebob Christmas".]] | ||
Revision as of 18:14, 8 December 2012
"Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)" is a song that was released as a bonus on the SpongeBob's Greatest Hits CD, and in the episode "It's a SpongeBob Christmas!" This was also included in the 2008 "Built By Me" Lego competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival.
Lyrics
Ahoy everybody, SpongeBob here.Christmas means presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring, so during this festive season please, don't be jerk.
Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do.
But the world does not revolve around you.
Don't be a jerk.
It's Christmas.
There's a sign above the line that says "Express".
That means ten items or less.
Don't be a jerk.
It's Christmas.
Be nice to babies and animals,
Old folks too.
'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls.
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe.
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.
Don't be a jerk.
It's Christmas.
When others are talking
never interrupt.
Don't put people down
or leave the toilet seat up
It's the time for family
and holly and turkey
'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky!
Don't dig in the cereal box
for goodness sakes.
Take the prize
and leave me nothing but flakes.
Don't be a jerk. (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas.
Santa brought nearly every gift
on your list.
Why whine about the one
that he missed?
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas.
(It's Christmas!(
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas.
<videogallery> Video:Lego Spongebob - Don't Be A Jerk It's Christmas (director's cut) </videogallery>
It's a SpongeBob Christmas! Version
Spongebob: Ahoy everybody
Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do.
But the world does not revolve around you!
Don't be a jerk, It's Christmas.
Be nice to babies and animals old folks too
'cause that's how you'd like them to treat you!
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls,
Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls.
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe,
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk), It's Christmas.
Hey! It's Christmas!
When others are talking never interrupt,
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up.
It's the time for family and holly and turkey, 'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky!
Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Squidward and Patrick: Jolly not jerky!
Spongebob: Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
Why whine about the one that he missed?
Don't be a jerk (don't be a jerk), It's Christmas! Hey, It's Christmas!
Every one exept Spongebob: Don't be a jerk,
Every one (including Spongebob):It's Christmas!