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Revision as of 23:35, 6 February 2018
If you were looking for the article about the episode, then see It's a SpongeBob Christmas!.
"Don't Be a Jerk (It's Christmas)" is a song that was released as a bonus on the SpongeBob's Greatest Hits CD and features in the episode "It's a SpongeBob Christmas!" It was included in the 2008 "Built By Me" LEGO competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival. This song was also on the It's a SpongeBob Christmas! album.
Lyrics
NOTE: Lyrics in red do not appear in the broadcast version of the song.
- Ahoy everybody!
- SpongeBob here! Christmas needs presents and mistletoe, sharing and caring. So during this most festive season, please, don't be a jerk.
- Bring joy to the world; it's the thing to do
- But the world does not revolve around you
- Don't be a jerk
- It's Christmas
- There's a sign above the line that says "Express"
- it means ten items or less
- Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
- It's Christmas
- Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
- 'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you
- Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
- Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls
- Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
- Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube
- Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
- It's Christmas
- It's Christmas!
- [instrumental]
- When others are talking, never interrupt
- Don't put people down, or leave the toilet seat up
- It's the time for family and holly and turkey
- 'Tis the season to be jolly; not jerky (Jolly; not jerky)
- Don't dig in the cereal box, for goodness sakes
- Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
- Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
- It's Christmas
- Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
- Why whine about the one that he missed?
- Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk) It's Christmas
- It's Christmas!
- Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
- It's Christmas
- Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
- It's Christmas
- (It's Christmas!) Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
- It's Christmas
- Don't be a jerk (Don't be a jerk)
- It's Christmas
- [fade]
LEGO Version
- The LEGO Version is done by Garret Barati. This was the follow up to the winner of the 2008 "Built By Me" LEGO competition part of Nicktoons Network Animation Festival.
Nickelodeon Cruise on Royal Carribean version
Trivia
- This song is the antidote to Plankton's Jerktonium.
- This is the second signature song of a Christmas special. The first is "The Very First Christmas" from the episode "Christmas Who?"
- The lyrics of this song are featured in the It's a SpongeBob Christmas! book.
Video clips