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| |voice1 = Ethan Slater | | |voice1 = Ethan Slater |
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| '''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]''' | | '''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]''' |
| Sure. Clock, smock, electroshock... Pop n’lock! | | Sure. Clock, smock, electroshock... Pop n'lock! |
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| '''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]''' | | '''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]''' |
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| '''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]''' | | '''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]''' |
| And it’s always true! Bye, Patrick! I’ll see you at work, Squidward. | | And it's always true! Bye, Patrick! I'll see you at work, Squidward. |
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| '''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]''' | | '''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]''' |
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| '''[SANDY, spoken]''' | | '''[SANDY, spoken]''' |
| Excuse me, SpongeBob. I’m gonna go power up the ol’ seis-o-mograph. | | Excuse me, SpongeBob. I’m gonna go power up the ol' seis-o-mograph. |
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| '''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]''' | | '''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]''' |
| Seis-o what? I’m off to work too, at the greatest restaurant there is! | | Seis-o what? I'm off to work too, at the greatest restaurant there is! |
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| '''[NARRATOR, spoken]''' | | '''[NARRATOR, spoken]''' |
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| '''[KAREN, spoken]''' | | '''[KAREN, spoken]''' |
| With you, there’s always another plan. | | With you, there's always another plan. |
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| '''[PLANKTON, spoken]''' | | '''[PLANKTON, spoken]''' |
| Quiet, computer wife! This time, it’ll work! I’ll make everyone love my Chum Burgers through the power of hypnosis. It’s almost too easy. Soon they’ll all see; I may be small, but my genius is immense! | | Quiet, computer wife! This time, it'll work! I'll make everyone love my Chum Burgers through the power of hypnosis. It's almost too easy. Soon they'll all see; I may be small, but my genius is immense! |
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| '''[KAREN, spoken]''' | | '''[KAREN, spoken]''' |
| Come on, Sheldon. It’d take forever to hypnotize the whole town. | | Come on, Sheldon. It'd take forever to hypnotize the whole town. |
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| '''[PLANKTON, spoken]''' | | '''[PLANKTON, spoken]''' |
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| '''[KAREN, spoken]''' | | '''[KAREN, spoken]''' |
| Well, what can I say? The magic’s gone. | | Well, what can I say? The magic's gone. |
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| '''[KRABS]''' | | '''[KRABS]''' |
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| '''[LARRY THE LOBSTER, spoken]''' | | '''[LARRY THE LOBSTER, spoken]''' |
| Watch where you’re going, puny dude! I’m getting these claws swole! | | Watch where you're going, puny dude! I'm getting these claws swole! |
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| '''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]''' | | '''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]''' |
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| Sunny weather, sunny weather! | | Sunny weather, sunny weather! |
| In the flow, whoa! | | In the flow, whoa! |
| Swim with the current ‘til it carries you along! | | Swim with the current 'til it carries you along! |
| Here we go, whoa! | | Here we go, whoa! |
| Another busy day where nothing will go wrong! | | Another busy day where nothing will go wrong! |
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| Couldn't get much better but it keeps on trying | | Couldn't get much better but it keeps on trying |
| I'm on my way | | I'm on my way |
| Somewhere there's a krabby patty that needs frying | | Somewhere there's a Krabby Patty that needs frying |
| And who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream | | And who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream |
| Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene | | Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene |
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| '''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]''' | | '''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]''' |
| Pop n’lock! | | Pop n'lock! |
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| '''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]''' | | '''[SQUIDWARD, spoken]''' |
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| '''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]''' | | '''[SPONGEBOB, spoken]''' |
| And it’s always true! Bye, Patrick! I’ll see you at work, Squidward. | | And it's always true! Bye, Patrick! I'll see you at work, Squidward. |
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| I don’t know. But I kinda liked it. | | I don't know. But I kinda liked it. |
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| '''[SANDY, spoken]''' | | '''[SANDY, spoken]''' |
| 'Scuse me, SpongeBob. I’m gonna go power up the ol’ seis-o-mograph. | | 'Scuse me, SpongeBob. I’m gonna go power up the ol' seis-o-mograph. |
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| '''[KAREN, spoken]''' | | '''[KAREN, spoken]''' |
| With you, there’s always another plan. | | With you, there's always another plan. |
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| '''[PLANKTON, spoken]''' | | '''[PLANKTON, spoken]''' |
| Quiet, computer wife! This time, it’ll work! I’ll make everyone love my Chum Burgers through the power of hypnosis. It’s almost too easy. Soon they’ll all see; I may be small, but my genius is immense! | | Quiet, computer wife! This time, it'll work! I'll make everyone love my Chum Burgers through the power of hypnosis. It's almost too easy. Soon they'll all see; I may be small, but my genius is immense! |
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| '''[KAREN, spoken]''' | | '''[KAREN, spoken]''' |
| Come on, Sheldon. It’d take forever to hypnotize this whole town. | | Come on, Sheldon. It'd take forever to hypnotize this whole town. |
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| '''[KAREN, spoken]''' | | '''[KAREN, spoken]''' |
| Well, what can I say? After twenty years of marriage, the magic’s gone. | | Well, what can I say? After twenty years of marriage, the magic's gone. |
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| '''[KRABS]''' | | '''[KRABS]''' |
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| Sunny weather, sunny weather! | | Sunny weather, sunny weather! |
| In the flow, whoa! | | In the flow, whoa! |
| Swim with the current ‘til it carries you along! | | Swim with the current 'til it carries you along! |
| Here we go, whoa! | | Here we go, whoa! |
| Another busy day where nothing will go wrong! | | Another busy day where nothing will go wrong! |
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| {{Lyr|Climbing a killer mountain won't be easy}} | | {{Lyr|Climbing a killer mountain won't be easy}} |
| {{Lyr|Eh, I just won't go...}} | | {{Lyr|Eh, I just won't go...}} |
| {{Lyr|Gary|REEEOOORR!!!}} | | {{Lyr|Gary|Reeeooorr!}} |
| {{Lyr|SpongeBob|Okay, I know! Bikini Bottom needs me}} | | {{Lyr|SpongeBob|Okay, I know! Bikini Bottom needs me}} |
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| ===Finale=== | | ===Finale=== |
| In the finale of the musical, the entire cast, led by SpongeBob, performs in the benefit concert that was previously cancelled. Among the members include SpongeBob on ukulele, Sandy on acoustic guitar, Squidward on clarinet, Mr. Krabs on banjo, Patrick on trombone, Karen on glockenspiel, and many others. | | In the finale of the musical, the entire cast, led by SpongeBob, performs in the benefit concert that was previously canceled. Among the members include SpongeBob on ukulele, Sandy on acoustic guitar, Squidward on clarinet, Mr. Krabs on banjo, Patrick on trombone, Karen on glockenspiel, and many others. |
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"Bikini Bottom Day" is a song written by Jonathan Coulton, which serves as the opening number for the SpongeBob SquarePants musical.
Lyrics
<poem>
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Ahh, good morning, world! And all who inhabit it!
(sung)
Jumped out of bed
Mixed up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail
[GARY]
Meow
[SPONGEBOB]
Full steam ahead
The S.S. I Am Ready is about to set sail
This kind of day
Couldn't get much better but it keeps on trying
I'm on my way
Somewhere there's a krabby patty that needs frying
And who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream
Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene
Gary, it's me
Happy just to be here
In the world renowned
Bikini Bottom
How I love this town
Bikini Bottom
When the sun shines down
On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day
(spoken)
Good morning, Patrick!
[PATRICK, spoken]
Uh, is it morning already?
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
It sure is! And I'm singing an opening number!
[PATRICK, spoken]
Oh! I want a verse!
(sung)
I missed a snack
This busy schedule makes it hard to be me
To stay on track
Now I'll have to eat it while I'm watching TV
There might not be time for a nap but I'll do what I can
They're showing all the episodes of--
[BOTH]
Mermaid Man!
[PATRICK]
Oh, every single one!
I'm spending all day underneath my favorite rock
[SPONGEBOB]
Bikini Bottom
[PATRICK]
Now, what rhymes with rock?
[SPONGEBOB]
Bikini Bottom
[PATRICK]
Nothing rhymes with rock
[SPONGEBOB & PATRICK]
It's a typical Bikini Bottom day
[SQUIDWARD, spoken]
Would you two please keep it down?
[SPONGEBOB & PATRICK, spoken]
Good morning, Squidward!
[SQUIDWARD, spoken]
Another day, another migraine
(sung)
When I want some quiet there's nowhere to go
A sensitive artiste can't get a moment's peace
With these two idiots in stereo
They never go away
Typical Bikini Bottom day
[NARRATOR, spoken]
We now follow SpongeBob past the treedome, home to Sandy Cheeks the squirrel, hard at work on her latest invention
[An explosion is heard.]
[SANDY]
Boy howdy, that was close
It's just a little smoke, a minor setback
A few more hours at most
And I'll be done with this here brand new jetpack
And then this Texas squirrel, this country girl
Will spread her wings and fly
Her bushy tail a comet's trail
Clear across the sky
[SANDY & COMPANY]
Above the town and looking down
On a typical Bikini Bottom day
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Bye, Sandy! I'm off to work at the Krusty Krab!
[NARRATOR, spoken]
Ah, yes. Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment. Home to the Krabby Patty, owned and operated by Mr. Eugene Krabs. And across town, the least popular restaurant, the Chum Bucket, run by Sheldon J. Plankton. Two arch nemeses locked in a fast food cold war.
[KRABS]
Winds from the west
Everywhere you look the skies are clear and sunny
Good weather's best
When you're in the mood to make a ton of money
[PLANKTON]
Laugh while you can
Until the day you laugh no more forever
[KAREN]
Forever
[PLANKTON]
I've got a plan
And I went to college so you know it's clever
[KRABS]
They say that money doesn't matter
If you love your work
Ha! Who would say that?
Probably some penniless jerk
[PLANKTON]
Soon the day will come
When they all love chum
It's just a matter of time
[KRABS, KAREN]
Bikini Bottom
[PLANKTON]
'Til I get them in line
[KRABS, KAREN]
Bikini Bottom
[PLANKTON]
And this town is all mine!
[KRABS, PLANKTON & KAREN]
Just a typical Bikini Bottom day!
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
SpongeBob reporting for duty at the greatest restaurant in the entire ocean! Where's Mr. Krabs?
[SQUIDWARD, spoken]
It's Take Your Kid to Work Day.
[KRABS, spoken]
Just think, Pearl, me darling daughter. One day this will all be yours. Soon as you graduate high school, I'll start you as manager!
[PEARL, spoken]
But I have my own dreams, Daddy!
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Um, Mr. Krabs, if she doesn't want to be manager, I know someone who'd be great for the job!
[KRABS, spoken]
You? My boy, you're just a wee simple sponge. A fry cook's all you'll ever be.
[SPONGEBOB]
Why can't he see?
I wore my good shoes and I've got my tie on
Maybe it's me
Am I just a simple sponge you can't rely on
Come on, Mr. Krabs
I could do it if you give me one chance
Then everyone would say
"Good morning, Mr. SquarePants!"
I would never rest
Until I was the best
[KRABS, spoken]
SpongeBob, get in the kitchen! It's opening time!
[ALL]
In the world renowned, Bikini Bottom
Our own hometown, Bikini Bottom
And the sun shines down
The sun shines down
The sun shines down
The sun shines down
[COMPANY]
It's a typical
[SPONGEBOB]
Incredible
[COMPANY]
A regular
[SPONGEBOB]
Exceptional
[COMPANY]
An ordinary
[SPONGEBOB]
Extraordinary
[ALL]
Bikini Bottom day!
</poem>
<poem>
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Ahh, good morning, world! And all who inhabit it!
(sung)
Jumped out of bed
Mixed up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail
[GARY]
Meow
[SPONGEBOB]
Full steam ahead
The S.S. I Am Ready is about to set sail
This kind of day
Couldn't get much better but it keeps on trying
I'm on my way
Somewhere there's a krabby patty that needs frying
And who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream
Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene
Gary, it's me
Happy just to be here
In the world renowned
Bikini Bottom
How I love this town
Bikini Bottom
When the sun shines down
On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day
(spoken)
Good morning, Patrick!
[PATRICK, spoken]
Uh, is it morning already?
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Yup! And I'm singing an opening number!
[PATRICK, spoken]
Oh! I want a verse! I want a verse!
(sung)
I missed a snack
This busy schedule makes it hard to be me
To stay on track
Guess I'll have to eat it while I'm watching TV
There might not be time for a nap but I'll do what I can
They're showing all the episodes of--
[BOTH]
Mermaid Man!
[PATRICK]
Oh, every single one!
I'm spending all day underneath my favorite rock
[SPONGEBOB]
Bikini Bottom
[PATRICK]
Now, what rhymes with rock?
[SPONGEBOB]
Bikini Bottom
[PATRICK]
Nothing rhymes with rock
[SPONGEBOB & PATRICK]
It's a typical Bikini Bottom day
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
No, Patrick, it's a beautiful day. And a lot of things rhyme with rock.
[PATRICK, spoken]
I don't think so.
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Sure. Clock, smock, electroshock... Pop n'lock!
[SQUIDWARD, spoken]
Would you two please keep it down?
[SPONGEBOB & PATRICK, spoken]
Good morning, Squidward!
[SQUIDWARD, spoken]
Another day, another migraine
(sung)
When I want some quiet there's nowhere to go
A sensitive artiste can't get a moment's peace
With these two idiots in stereo
They never go away
Typical Bikini Bottom day
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
It's a great day, Squidward. In fact, I'd say this could be the best day ever!
[SQUIDWARD, spoken]
You say that every day.
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
And it's always true! Bye, Patrick! I'll see you at work, Squidward.
[SQUIDWARD, spoken]
What have I done to deserve this?
[NARRATOR, spoken]
We now follow SpongeBob past the treedome; home to a creature seldom seen here on the ocean floor: a squirrel from Texas. This is Sandy Cheeks, the scientist, hard at work on her latest invention.
[An explosion is heard.]
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Hiya, Sandy!
[SANDY]
Boy howdy, that was close
It's just a little smoke, a minor setback
A few more hours at most
And I'll be done with this here brand new jetpack
And then this Texas squirrel, this country girl
Will spread her wings and fly
Her bushy tail a comet's trail
Clear across the sky
[SANDY & COMPANY]
Above the town and looking down
On a typical Bikini Bottom day
[Rumbling is heard.]
[SANDY, spoken]
What in chicken-fried tarnation was that?
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
I don’t know. But I kinda liked it.
[SANDY, spoken]
Excuse me, SpongeBob. I’m gonna go power up the ol' seis-o-mograph.
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Seis-o what? I'm off to work too, at the greatest restaurant there is!
[NARRATOR, spoken]
Ah yes, the Krusty Krab. Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment. Home to the Krabby Patty, owned and operated by Mr. Eugene Krabs. And across town, the least popular restaurant, the Chum Bucket, run by Sheldon J. Plankton. Two arch nemeses locked in a fast food cold war.
[KRABS]
Winds from the west
Everywhere you look the skies are clear and sunny
Good weather's best
When you're in the mood to make a ton of money
[PLANKTON]
Laugh while you can
Until the day you laugh no more forever
Forever
I've got a plan
And I went to college so you know it's clever
[KAREN, spoken]
With you, there's always another plan.
[PLANKTON, spoken]
Quiet, computer wife! This time, it'll work! I'll make everyone love my Chum Burgers through the power of hypnosis. It's almost too easy. Soon they'll all see; I may be small, but my genius is immense!
[KAREN, spoken]
Come on, Sheldon. It'd take forever to hypnotize the whole town.
[PLANKTON, spoken]
You used to enjoy my evil schemes…
[KAREN, spoken]
Well, what can I say? The magic's gone.
[KRABS]
They say that money doesn't matter
If you love your work
Ha! Who would say that?
Probably some penniless jerk
[PLANKTON]
Soon the day will come
When they all love chum
It's just a matter of time
[KRABS, KAREN]
Bikini Bottom
[PLANKTON]
'Til I get them in line
[KRABS, KAREN]
Bikini Bottom
[PLANKTON]
And this town is all mine!
[KRABS, PLANKTON & KAREN]
Just a typical Bikini Bottom day!
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Good morning, Ms. Mayor!
[MAYOR, spoken]
Oh, pipe down, I'm governing here! And... tweet!
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Good morning, Mrs. Puff!
[MRS. PUFF, spoken]
SpongeBob, please, I almost spilled my kelp-accino.
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Hiya, Larry the Lobster!
[LARRY THE LOBSTER, spoken]
Watch where you're going, puny dude! I'm getting these claws swole!
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Hi, Old Man Jenkins! Hellooo!
[OLD MAN JENKINS, spoken]
Get off my lawn!
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Hello, lawn! Hello, street! Greetings, Maestro! Hello, guy making all the sounds!
[foley artist makes noises]
Hello, sky! Hello, flowers! Hello, Bikini Bottom!
[ALL]
On my way! Hey!
The pulse is pumping and the traffic's fin to fin!
What a day, hey!
Looks like the weather is the best it's ever been!
[SPONGEBOB]
We've got the best sun ever!
[ALL]
Sunny weather, sunny weather!
In the flow, whoa!
Swim with the current 'til it carries you along!
Here we go, whoa!
Another busy day where nothing will go wrong!
I will always vow and pledge allegiance to this town that I hold dear, for all are welcome here!
Bikini Bottom blue, yes, I'll stay true
To the Bikini Bottom way
Bikini Bottom way
Bikini Bottom way
Bikini Bottom way
Bikini Bottom way
Bikini Bottom way
Bikini Bottom way
Bikini Bottom way
Bikini Bottom, Bikini Bottom, Bikini Bottom way!
[SPONGEBOB]
It's the best day ever!
[ALL]
Ahh... Hey! Hey!
In the world renowned, Bikini Bottom
Our own hometown, Bikini Bottom
And the sun shines down
The sun shines down
The sun shines down
The sun shines down
[COMPANY]
It's a typical
[SPONGEBOB]
Incredible
[COMPANY]
A regular
[SPONGEBOB]
Exceptional
[COMPANY]
An ordinary
[SPONGEBOB]
Extraordinary
[ALL]
Bikini Bottom...
Hey! Bikini Bottom, Bikini Bottom day!
</poem>
<poem>
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Ahh, good morning, world! And all who inhabit it!
(sung)
Jumped out of bed
Mixed up a breakfast for my favorite pet snail
[GARY]
Meow
[SPONGEBOB]
Full steam ahead
The S.S. I Am Ready is about to set sail
This kind of day
Couldn't get much better but it keeps on trying
I'm on my way
Somewhere there's a Krabby Patty that needs frying
And who's the lucky sponge in the mirror who is living his dream
Who's always extra careful with his dental hygiene
Gary, it's me
Happy just to be here
In the world renowned
Bikini Bottom
How I love this town
Bikini Bottom
When the sun shines down
On a beautiful Bikini Bottom day
(spoken)
Good morning, Patrick!
[PATRICK, spoken]
Uh, is it morning already?
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Yup! And I'm singing an opening number!
[PATRICK, spoken]
Oh! I want a verse! I want a verse!
(sung)
I missed a snack
This busy schedule makes it hard to be me
To stay on track
Guess I'll have to eat it while I'm watching TV
There might not be time for a nap but I'll do what I can
They're showing all the episodes of--
[BOTH]
Mermaid Man!
[PATRICK]
Oh, every single one!
I'm spending all day underneath my favorite rock
[SPONGEBOB]
Bikini Bottom
[PATRICK]
Now, what rhymes with rock?
[SPONGEBOB]
Bikini Bottom
[PATRICK]
Nothing rhymes with rock
[SPONGEBOB & PATRICK]
It's a typical Bikini Bottom day
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
No, Patrick, it's a beautiful day. And a lot of things rhyme with rock.
[PATRICK, spoken]
I don't think so.
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Sure. Clock, smock, electroshock...
[PATRICK, spoken]
Ooh!
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Pop n'lock!
[SQUIDWARD, spoken]
Would you two please keep it down?
[SPONGEBOB & PATRICK, spoken]
Good morning, Squidward!
[SQUIDWARD, spoken]
Another day, another migraine
(sung)
When I want some quiet there's nowhere to go
A sensitive artiste can't get a moment's peace
With these two idiots in stereo
They never go away
Typical Bikini Bottom day
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
It's a great day, Squidward. In fact, I'd say this could be the best day ever!
[SQUIDWARD, spoken]
You say that every day.
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
And it's always true! Bye, Patrick! I'll see you at work, Squidward.
[SQUIDWARD, spoken]
What have I done to deserve this?
[NARRATOR, spoken]
We now follow SpongeBob past the treedome; home to a creature seldom seen here on the ocean floor: a squirrel from Texas. This is Sandy Cheeks, the scientist, hard at work on her latest invention.
[An explosion is heard.]
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Hiya, Sandy!
[SANDY, spoken]
Howdy, SpongeBob!
(sung)
Gee golly, that was close
It's just a little smoke, a minor setback
A few more hours at most
And I'll be done with this here brand new jetpack
And then this Texas squirrel, this country girl
Will spread her wings and fly
Her bushy tail a comet's trail
Clear across the sky
[SANDY & COMPANY]
Above the town and looking down
On a typical Bikini Bottom day
[Rumbling is heard.]
[SANDY, spoken]
What in chicken-fried tarnation was that?
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
I don't know. But I kinda liked it.
[SANDY, spoken]
'Scuse me, SpongeBob. I’m gonna go power up the ol' seis-o-mograph.
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
I’m off to work too, at the greatest restaurant there is!
[NARRATOR, spoken]
Ah yes, the Krusty Krab. Bikini Bottom's most popular dining establishment. Home to the Krabby Patty, owned and operated by Mr. Eugene Krabs. And across town, the least popular restaurant, the Chum Bucket, run by Sheldon J. Plankton. Two arch nemeses locked in a fast food cold war.
[KRABS]
Winds from the west
Everywhere you look the skies are clear and sunny
Good weather's best
When you're in the mood to make a ton of money
[PLANKTON]
Laugh while you can
Until the day you laugh no more forever
Forever
I've got a plan
And I went to college so you know it's clever
[KAREN, spoken]
With you, there's always another plan.
[PLANKTON, spoken]
Quiet, computer wife! This time, it'll work! I'll make everyone love my Chum Burgers through the power of hypnosis. It's almost too easy. Soon they'll all see; I may be small, but my genius is immense!
[KAREN, spoken]
Come on, Sheldon. It'd take forever to hypnotize this whole town.
[PLANKTON, spoken]
You used to enjoy my evil schemes…
[KAREN, spoken]
Well, what can I say? After twenty years of marriage, the magic's gone.
[KRABS]
They say that money doesn't matter
If you love your work
Ha! Who would say that?
Probably some penniless jerk
[PLANKTON]
Soon the day will come
When they all love chum
It's just a matter of time
[KRABS, KAREN]
Bikini Bottom
[PLANKTON]
'Til I get them in line
[KRABS, KAREN]
Bikini Bottom
[PLANKTON]
And this town is all mine!
[KRABS, PLANKTON & KAREN]
Just a typical Bikini Bottom day!
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Good morning, Ms. Mayor!
[MAYOR, spoken]
Oh, pipe down, I'm governing here!
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Good morning, Mrs. Puff!
[MRS. PUFF, spoken]
SpongeBob, please, I almost spilled my kelp-accino.
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Hiya, Larry the Lobster!
[LARRY THE LOBSTER, spoken]
Watch where you’re going, puny dude! I’m getting these claws swole!
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Hi, Old Man Jenkins! Hellooo!
[OLD MAN JENKINS, spoken]
Get off my lawn!
[SPONGEBOB, spoken]
Hello, lawn! Hello, street! Greetings, Maestro! Hello, guy making all the sounds!
[foley artist makes noises]
Hello, everyone at home! Hello, sky! Hello, flowers! Hello, Bikini Bottom!
[ALL]
On my way! Hey!
The pulse is pumping and the traffic's fin to fin!
What a day, hey!
Looks like the weather is the best it's ever been!
[SPONGEBOB]
We've got the best sun ever!
[ALL]
Sunny weather, sunny weather!
In the flow, whoa!
Swim with the current 'til it carries you along!
Here we go, whoa!
Another busy day where nothing will go wrong!
I will always vow and pledge allegiance to this town that I hold dear, for all are welcome here!
Bikini Bottom blue, yes, I'll stay true
To the Bikini Bottom way
Bikini Bottom way
Bikini Bottom way
Bikini Bottom way
Bikini Bottom way
Bikini Bottom way
Bikini Bottom way
Bikini Bottom way
Bikini Bottom, Bikini Bottom, Bikini Bottom way!
[SPONGEBOB]
It's the best day ever!
[ALL]
Ahh... Hey! Hey!
In the world renowned, Bikini Bottom
Our own hometown, Bikini Bottom
And the sun shines down
The sun shines down
The sun shines down
The sun shines down
[COMPANY]
It's a typical
[SPONGEBOB]
Incredible
[COMPANY]
A regular
[SPONGEBOB]
Exceptional
[COMPANY]
An ordinary
[SPONGEBOB]
Extraordinary
[ALL]
Bikini Bottom...
Hey! Bikini Bottom, Bikini Bottom day!
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Reprise 1
- SpongeBob: Why can't they see?
- I wore my good shoes and I've got my tie on
- Maybe it's me
- Am I just a simple sponge you can't rely on?
- All I want is someone to notice who I am
- Do you have make me say it out loud?
- Come on, Mr. Krabs, this is more than just a job
- Let me show you, let me make you proud
- I've been waiting patiently
- To be the sponge I'm meant to be
- Why won't anyone believe in me?
Reprise 2
The act one reprise is included as a bonus track on the vinyl release.
- SpongeBob: Can't stay in bed
- One final morning I can spend with Gary
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: Big day ahead
- Two parts impossible and three parts scary
- Gary, you know
- Climbing a killer mountain won't be easy
- Eh, I just won't go...
- Gary: Reeeooorr!
- SpongeBob: Okay, I know! Bikini Bottom needs me
- And look at all these ropes and these hammers
- That you got me somehow
- Gary, you're the greatest!
- Where'd you get this stuff?
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: I'm ready, thanks to you
- I know that I can do it
- For the world-renowned
- Bikini Bottom
- Gonna save this town
- Bikini Bottom
- I just won't look down
- On this maybe last Bikini Bottom day
- All right, Gary. This is it.
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: You need to be strong now. If I don't make it back, and I may not, you'll have to go on without me.
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: And I carry you in mine, Gary. Always.
Finale
In the finale of the musical, the entire cast, led by SpongeBob, performs in the benefit concert that was previously canceled. Among the members include SpongeBob on ukulele, Sandy on acoustic guitar, Squidward on clarinet, Mr. Krabs on banjo, Patrick on trombone, Karen on glockenspiel, and many others.
- SpongeBob: Busy day
- Stopped a volcano, kept a town from frying
- Mr. Krabs: We found a way
- Everything gets better if you keep on trying
- Pearl: A simple sponge can be handy
- When you're cleaning up spills
- Squidward: Sometimes you need a hero
- With some management skills
- SpongeBob: Hey there, that's me
- Happy just to be here
- In the world renowned
- All: Bikini Bottom
- SpongeBob: How I love this town
- All: Bikini Bottom
- SpongeBob: When the sun shines down
- All: On a beautiful Bikini Bottom Day
- SpongeBob: In the world renowned Bikini Bottom
- How I love this town, Bikini Bottom
- When the sun shines down (sun shines down)
- The sun shines down (sun shines down)
- When the sun shines down (sun shines down)
- All: The sun shines down
- On a beautiful Bikini Bottom
- Gary: Meow.
- All: Day
- SpongeBob: Bikini Bottom
- All: Day!
Trivia
- When the show moved to Broadway, the finale's first few lines were changed to being sung by SpongeBob, Sandy, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and Pearl.
- In the televised version, the reprise that opens act two is cut.
Music (V • T • E)
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SpongeBob SquarePants
Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight • Ripped Pants • The Krusty Krab Pizza • Jellyfish Jam • F.U.N. Song • Doing the Sponge • Blow the Man Down • I Wanna Go Home • Loop de Loop • Bossy Boots Song • That's What Friends Do • The Very First Christmas • This Grill Is Not a Home • Sweet Victory • Hey All You People • Give It All You've Got • Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman • Striped Sweater • Electric Zoo • Underwater Sun • When Worlds Collide • You're Old • Camp Fire Song Song • I Wish I Could Fly • He's Flying • All You Need Is Friends to Fly • Gary's Song • Where's Gary? • The Feeling of Greed • So Long, Bikini Bottom • Birthday Girl • Down the Well • The Best Day Ever • Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You • If I Could Talk to Money • Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star • Bubble Song • Fueling the Bus • Mr. Krabs' song • Sandy's song • Plankton's song • Squidward's song • Back in Encino • Goodbye, Atlantis • Together • Dead Eye • Idiot Friends • I Love Krabby Patties • Frying Up Patties • The Suction Cup Symphony • Bee Line for the Tree Line • Oh, My Karen • A Day Like This • Krabby Patty Jingle • Rubber Hose Rag • The Scurvy Song • Oh, Krusty Krab • Beautiful Dreamer • Jellyfishing • Give Jellyfish Fields a Chance • Rodeo Song • Gratitude • Squidward's Tiki Land • Musical Doodle • Dear Friend • Neat Clarinet • The Road Song • Ghouls O The Briny Deep • Santa Has His Eye on Me • Hot Fruitcake • Don't Be a Jerk • High Tide Time • Never Give Up • Two Thumbs Down • Who Am I? • I Hate People • Ahhhh • My Leg Is In Love! • He's Our Mermaid Man • Filthy Muck • Flippin' Out • Gloves Song • Feeding Frenzy • Pets Are People Too • Goober Rag • Everything Juice • Old Man Jenkins Had a Farm • Sammy Suckerfish Song • Sweet Neptune, Help Me! I'm Pinned Under Weights In My Home Gym!
Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years
Tag, You're It • Square Dance Song • Eye of the Hotdog
The Patrick Star Show
The Patrick Song • Let's Be Dumb • Sad Song • Dueling Jingles • The Granny Tentacles Show Theme Song • The Neighborhood Song • World of Friendship • Baby Stars Theme Song • Jailhouse Workout • Holiday Play
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
Goofy Goober Theme Song • Now That We're Men • Goofy Goober Rock • Ocean Man • SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy • Just a Kid • The Best Day Ever
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water
Teamwork • Squeeze Me • Rap Battle • Patrick Star • Sandy Squirrel
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run
It's Always Summer in Bikini Bottom • On the Road Again • Dream Weaver • How We Do • Livin' La Vida Loca • Gary's Song • My Heart Will Go On • Secret to the Formula • Take On Me • Agua • Krabby Step • Snail: I'm Avail
Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie
My Name is Sandy Cheeks • She Makes Waves • The Amazing Flying Cheeks • Squidward Breathes • This Squirrel's Done Good • Sandy Cheeks Theme
Plankton: The Movie
Welcome to Bikini Bottom • I'm Plankton • Say My Name, Karen • I Made a New Friend • I'm A Jerky Jerk • You and Me • Welcome Back to Bikini Bottom
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - Music from the Movie and More...
Prince Paul's Bubble Party • Bikini Bottom • They'll Soon Discover • Under My Rock • You Better Swim • Employee of the Month
The Best Day Ever
Barnacles! • My Tighty Whiteys • Ridin' the Hook • Superior • Doin' the Krabby Patty • You Will Obey! • Who Wants to Race Me? • Fishin' for Money • Bikini Bottom - Rock Bottom
It's a SpongeBob Christmas!
Christmas Eve Jitters • Santa Won't Let You Down • Snowflakes • Pretty Ribbons and Bows • Wet, Wet Christmas • Ho Ho Hoedown • Christmas Is Mine
Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water
Thank Gosh It's Monday
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Bikini Bottom Day • BFF • No Control • When the Going Gets Tough • (Just a) Simple Sponge • Daddy Knows Best • Hero is My Middle Name • Super Sea Star Savior • Tomorrow Is • Poor Pirates • Bikini Bottom Boogie • Chop to the Top • (I Guess I) Miss You • I'm Not a Loser
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Theme songs
SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song • Kamp Koral Theme Song • The Patrick Star Show Theme Song
Short songs
List of short songs
Other
Beats by Bob • Everybody Loves the Sponge • Frozen Krabby Patty Song • Just 10 Minutes • King and Ghost • Plankton and Krabs • Plankton & Karen Love Song • The Positivity Song • SpongeBob's Birthday • The SpongeBob History Song • Squidward's Back • We Makin' Krabby Patties
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