Jailhouse Workout
Appearance
"Jailhouse Workout" is a song sung by Bunny Star and her prisoners in the episode "Star-Robics."
Lyrics
- Bunny: Every other Tuesday on cell block six
- The biggest and the buffest and most physically fit
- Are taking my Pilates class at half-past eight
- I brought 'em here today so we can demonstrate
- The Jailhouse Workout!
- Prisoners: Jailhouse Workout!
- Bunny: The Jailhouse Workout!
- Prisoners: Jailhouse Workout!
- Bunny: When you're starting out, yes, it can be a struggle
- But with the proper technique, you'll find your strength is doubled
- Speaking of technique, if you're going to do lifts
- Let your legs do the work and keep your posture like this
- And do the Jailhouse Workout!
- Prisoners: Jailhouse Workout!
- Bunny: The Jailhouse Workout!
- Prisoners: Jailhouse Workout!
- Bunny: Stop! What do you think you're doing there on the floor?
- You're gonna need more mass if you wanna work your core
- Now, do the Jailhouse Workout!
- Prisoners: Jailhouse Workout!
- Bunny: The Jailhouse Workout!
- Prisoners: Jailhouse Workout!
- Bunny: If you wanna stay in shape, the Jailhouse Workout is great! Cardio now!
- And a-one, two, three, four
- Five, six, seven eight
- If you wanna stay in shape, the Jailhouse Workout is great! Yes it is, now!
- If you wanna stay in shape, the Jailhouse Workout is--
- Oh, snickerdoodles. Not again.
Trivia
- The song is a parody to Elvis Presley's Jailhouse Rock.