Sammy Suckerfish Song

"Sammy Suckerfish Song" is a song sung by Sammy Suckerfish and SpongeBob in the season 15 episode "Sammy Suckerfish."

Lyrics

Part 1

Sammy: There are janitors who only clean with brushes

Others use a rag or cloth or broom

But when all is said and done

I find it best to use me tongue

So excuse me while I lick this room

Part 2

Sammy: Lick all the dirt up lickety-split

Lick all the dirt up, every bit

Lick all the windows, lick all the doors

Lick up the ceiling, lick up the floors

Lick all the dirt up, that's the plan

Spit out the dirt into the can

Lick all the dirt up in the place

Lick all the dirt up off your face

SpongeBob: I'll never use a cloth or rag again

My tongue can now out-clean or brush or mop

Sammy: He's SpongeBob and I'm Sammy

SpongeBob and Sammy: We refuse to use a shammy

We're licking it up and we will never stop

Part 3

Sammy: Oh, lick all the dirt up lickety-split

Lick all the dirt up, every bit

Lick all the windows, lick all the doors

Part 4

Sammy: Lick all the dirt up lickety-split

Lick all the dirt up, every bit

Lick all the windows, lick all the doors

Lick up the ceiling, lick up the floors

Lick all the dirt up, that's the plan

Spit out the dirt into the can

Lick all the dirt up in the place

Lick all the dirt up off your face

Oh, lick all the dirt up--