The Luckiest Sponge
"The Luckiest Sponge" is a song written by Eban Schletter for the musical SpongeBob SquarePants: The Sponge Who Could Fly, which is based on the episode "The Sponge Who Could Fly." It serves as the opening number.
Lyrics
- SpongeBob: It's a beautiful morning, yes, sirree
- Time to greet the day with joy and glee
- Because there's one thing that's clear as can be
- The luckiest sponge in the world is me
- I've got the loudest alarm clock
- The comfiest bed
- The fluffiest pillow to rest my head
- The snuggliest covers
- The greatest pet
- Gary? Gary, where are you?
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: Why, Gary...you've gone undercover! (laughs)
- Am I the luckiest sponge in the world?
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: You bet
- Here on Bikini Bottom, life moves along at its own pace
- Everywhere you look, there's a kind face... to be seen
- Squidward: SpongeBob!
- SpongeBob: Good morning, Squidward! Isn't it a great day?
- Squidward: No! It might have been for one brief, shining moment, but then you started singing. And I woke up and I see that I still live next door to the most obnoxious creature in the sea.
- SpongeBob: Thanks, Squidward!
- I'm the luckiest sponge in the world!
- Squidward: Be quiet, SpongeBob! It's six o'clock in the morning.
- SpongeBob: Is it that late already? Oh, I'd better get to work.
- Squidward: SpongeBob, you nitwit, the Krusty Krab doesn't open until another three hours.
- SpongeBob: Then I can hardly wait to get there and start making Krabby Patties 'till the sea cows come home. Bye, Squidward! See you soon.
- Squidward: Never would be too soon for me.
- SpongeBob: [laughs] That Squidward! What a kidder.
- I have the greatest job in the whole wide ocean, yes, I do
- Makin' Krabby Patties at the Krusty Krab
- That's right, I'm living the dream
- That's right, I'm living the dream
- Take it away, Gary!
- Gary: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
- Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
- Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
- SpongeBob: I'm the luckiest sponge in the world
- Realistic Fish Head: And this is the Bikini Bottom weather report. There's a bright, golden haze on Jellyfish Fields.
- SpongeBob: Wow, could life get any better?
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob: I get to choose a new outfit every day
- I'm surrounded by friends at work and play
- Bikini Bottom's where I'll always stay
- SpongeBob and Bikini Bottomites: Who's the luckiest sponge in the world?
- The luckiest sponge in the world?
- Who's the most fortunate, charmed, and blessed?
- One's who life is the best example of manifest?
- Guess who's the most luckiest sponge...
- Who could it be?
- Gary: Meow
- SpongeBob: That's right, Gary, it's me
- The lucky sponge is me