| Episode | Rating |
| #1a - Help Wanted | Awesome (9/10) |
| #1b - Reef Blower | Awesome (9/10) |
| #1c - Tea at the Treedome | Awesome (9/10) |
| #2a - Bubblestand | Perfect (10/10) |
| #2b - Ripped Pants | Awesome (9/10) |
| #3a - Jellyfishing | Decent (7/10) |
| #3b - Plankton! | Awesome (9/10) |
| #4a - Naughty Nautical Neighbors | Awesome (9/10) |
| #4b - Boating School | Great (8/10) |
| #5a - Pizza Delivery | Perfect (10/10) |
| #5b - Home Sweet Pineapple | Great (8/10) |
| #6a - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy | Awesome (9/10) |
| #6b - Pickles | Perfect (10/10) |
| #7a - Hall Monitor | Perfect (10/10) |
| #7b - Jellyfish Jam | Awesome (9/10) |
| #8a - Sandy's Rocket | Meh (5/10) |
| #8b - Squeaky Boots | Great (8/10) |
| #9a - Nature Pants | Decent (7/10) |
| #9b - Opposite Day | Awesome (9/10) |
| #10a - Culture Shock | Awesome (9/10) |
| #10b - F.U.N. | Perfect (10/10) |
| #11a - MuscleBob BuffPants | Decent (7/10) |
| #11b - Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost | Decent (7/10) |
| #12a - The Chaperone | Decent (7/10) |
| #12b - Employee of the Month | Perfect (10/10) |
| #13a - Scaredy Pants | Awesome (9/10) |
| #13b - I Was a Teenage Gary | Meh (5/10) |
| #14a - SB-129 | Perfect (10/10) |
| #14b - Karate Choppers | Great (8/10) |
| #15a - Sleepy Time | Perfect (10/10) |
| #15b - Suds | Awesome (9/10) |
| #16a - Valentine's Day | Great (8/10) |
| #16b - The Paper | Decent (7/10) |
| #17a - Arrgh! | Perfect (10/10) |
| #17b - Rock Bottom | Perfect (10/10) |
| #18a - Texas | Awesome (9/10) |
| #18b - Walking Small | Awesome (9/10) |
| #19a - Fools in April | Awesome (9/10) |
| #19b - Neptune's Spatula | Okay (6/10) |
| #20a - Hooky | Awesome (9/10) |
| #20b - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II | Great (8/10) |
Template:Tails' Episode Opinions
| Episode | Rating |
| #21a - Your Shoe's Untied | Great (8/10) |
| #21b - Squid's Day Off | Awesome (9/10) |
| #22a - Something Smells | Awesome (9/10) |
| #22b - Bossy Boots | Decent (7/10) |
| #23a - Big Pink Loser | Perfect (10/10) |
| #23b - Bubble Buddy | Decent (7/10) |
| #24a - Dying for Pie | Perfect (10/10) |
| #24b - Imitation Krabs | Awesome (9/10) |
| #25a - Wormy | Awesome (9/10) |
| #25b - Patty Hype | Awesome (9/10) |
| #26a - Grandma's Kisses | Mediocre (4/10) |
| #26b - Squidville | Perfect (10/10) |
| #27a - Prehibernation Week | Great (8/10) |
| #27b - Life of Crime | Awesome (9/10) |
| #28 - Christmas Who? | Perfect (10/10) |
| #29a - Survival of the Idiots | Perfect (10/10) |
| #29b - Dumped | Bad (3/10) |
| #30a - No Free Rides | Awesome (9/10) |
| #30b - I'm Your Biggest Fanatic | Decent (7/10) |
| #31a - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III | Awesome (9/10) |
| #31b - Squirrel Jokes | Okay (6/10) |
| #32a - Pressure | Great (8/10) |
| #32b - The Smoking Peanut | Great (8/10) |
| #33a - Shanghaied | Perfect (10/10) |
| #33b - Gary Takes a Bath | Awesome (9/10) |
| #34a - Welcome to the Chum Bucket | Awesome (9/10) |
| #34b - Frankendoodle | Perfect (10/10) |
| #35a - The Secret Box | Awesome (9/10) |
| #35b - Band Geeks | Perfect (10/10) |
| #36a - Graveyard Shift | Awesome (9/10) |
| #36b - Krusty Love | Awesome (9/10) |
| #37a - Procrastination | Perfect (10/10) |
| #37b - I'm with Stupid | Bad (3/10) |
| #38a - Sailor Mouth | Perfect (10/10) |
| #38b - Artist Unknown | Awesome (9/10) |
| #39a - Jellyfish Hunter | Awesome (9/10) |
| #39b - The Fry Cook Games | Awesome (9/10) |
| #40a - Squid on Strike | Great (8/10) |
| #40b - Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm | Awesome (9/10) |
| Episode | Rating |
| #41a - The Algae's Always Greener | Perfect (10/10) |
| #41b - SpongeGuard on Duty | Awesome (9/10) |
| #42a - Club SpongeBob | Awesome (9/10) |
| #42b - My Pretty Seahorse | Awesome (9/10) |
| #43a - Just One Bite | Awesome (9/10) |
| #43b - The Bully | Great (8/10) |
| #44a - Nasty Patty | Perfect (10/10) |
| #44b - Idiot Box | Perfect (10/10) |
| #45a - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV | Great (8/10) |
| #45b - Doing Time | Great (8/10) |
| #46a - Snowball Effect | Awesome (9/10) |
| #46b - One Krabs Trash | Awesome (9/10) |
| #47a - As Seen on TV | Okay (6/10) |
| #47b - Can You Spare a Dime? | Awesome (9/10) |
| #48a - No Weenies Allowed | Awesome (9/10) |
| #48b - Squilliam Returns | Awesome (9/10) |
| #49a - Krab Borg | Perfect (10/10) |
| #49b - Rock-a-Bye Bivalve | Awesome (9/10) |
| #50a - Wet Painters | Perfect (10/10) |
| #50b - Krusty Krab Training Video | Perfect (10/10) |
| #51 - Party Pooper Pants | Bad (3/10) |
| #52a - Chocolate with Nuts | Perfect (10/10) |
| #52b - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V | Perfect (10/10) |
| #53a - New Student Starfish | Awesome (9/10) |
| #53b - Clams | Awesome (9/10) |
| #54 - Ugh | Okay (6/10) |
| #55a - The Great Snail Race | Bad (3/10) |
| #55b - Mid-Life Crustacean | Perfect (10/10) |
| #56a - Born Again Krabs | Meh (5/10) |
| #56b - I Had an Accident | Awesome (9/10) |
| #57a - Krabby Land | Mediocre (4/10) |
| #57b - The Camping Episode | Perfect (10/10) |
| #58a - Missing Identity | Great (8/10) |
| #58b - Plankton's Army | Awesome (9/10) |
| #59 - The Sponge Who Could Fly | Decent (7/10) |
| #60a - SpongeBob Meets the Strangler | Awesome (9/10) |
| #60b - Pranks a Lot | Great (8/10) |
| Episode | Rating |
| #61a - Fear of a Krabby Patty | Perfect (10/10) |
| #61b - Shell of a Man | Perfect (10/10) |
| #62a - The Lost Mattress | Awesome (9/10) |
| #62b - Krabs vs. Plankton | Awesome (9/10) |
| #63 - Have You Seen This Snail? | Perfect (10/10) |
| #64a - Skill Crane | Perfect (10/10) |
| #64b - Good Neighbors | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #65a - Selling Out | Awesome (9/10) |
| #65b - Funny Pants | Meh (5/10) |
| #66 - Dunces and Dragons | Perfect (10/10) |
| #67a - Enemy In-Law | Awesome (9/10) |
| #67b - Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture | Perfect (10/10) |
| #68a - Patrick SmartPants | Perfect (10/10) |
| #68b - SquidBob TentaclePants | Meh (5/10) |
| #69a - Krusty Towers | Perfect (10/10) |
| #69b - Mrs. Puff, You're Fired | Awesome (9/10) |
| #70a - Ghost Host | Great (8/10) |
| #70b - Chimps Ahoy | Great (8/10) |
| #71a - Whale of a Birthday | Okay (6/10) |
| #71b - Karate Island | Awesome (9/10) |
| #72a - All That Glitters | Bad (3/10) |
| #72b - Wishing You Well | Perfect (10/10) |
| #73a - New Leaf | Awesome (9/10) |
| #73b - Once Bitten | Meh (5/10) |
| #74a - Bummer Vacation | Awesome (9/10) |
| #74b - Wigstruck | Bad (3/10) |
| #75a - Squidtastic Voyage | Mediocre (4/10) |
| #75b - That's No Lady | Okay (6/10) |
| #76a - The Thing | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #76b - Hocus Pocus | Meh (5/10) |
| #77a - Driven to Tears | Decent (7/10) |
| #77b - Rule of Dumb | Meh (5/10) |
| #78a - Born to Be Wild | Awesome (9/10) |
| #78b - Best Frenemies | Perfect (10/10) |
| #79a - The Pink Purloiner | Awesome (9/10) |
| #79b - Squid Wood | Awful (2/10) |
| #80a - Best Day Ever | Meh (5/10) |
| #80b - The Gift of Gum | Bad (3/10) |
| Episode | Rating |
| #81 - Friend or Foe | Perfect (10/10) |
| #82a - The Original Fry Cook | Great (8/10) |
| #82b - Night Light | Bad (3/10) |
| #83a - Rise and Shine | Meh (5/10) |
| #83b - Waiting | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #83c - Fungus Among Us | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #84a - Spy Buddies | Perfect (10/10) |
| #84b - Boat Smarts | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #84c - Good Ol' Whatshisname | Meh (5/10) |
| #85a - New Digs | Awesome (9/10) |
| #85b - Krabs à la Mode | Perfect (10/10) |
| #86a - Roller Cowards | Perfect (10/10) |
| #86b - Bucket Sweet Bucket | Great (8/10) |
| #87a - To Love a Patty | Abhorrent (0/10) |
| #87b - Breath of Fresh Squidward | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #88a - Money Talks | Great (8/10) |
| #88b - SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget | Perfect (10/10) |
| #88c - Slimy Dancing | Okay (6/10) |
| #89a - The Krusty Sponge | Meh (5/10) |
| #89b - Sing a Song of Patrick | Perfect (10/10) |
| #90a - A Flea in Her Dome | Awful (2/10) |
| #90b - The Donut of Shame | Awesome (9/10) |
| #90c - The Krusty Plate | Perfect (10/10) |
| #91a - Goo Goo Gas | Perfect (10/10) |
| #91b - Le Big Switch | Okay (6/10) |
| #92 - Atlantis SquarePantis | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #93a - Picture Day | Okay (6/10) |
| #93b - Pat No Pay | Bad (3/10) |
| #93c - BlackJack | Decent (7/10) |
| #94a - Blackened Sponge | Awesome (9/10) |
| #94b - Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob | Perfect (10/10) |
| #95a - The Inmates of Summer | Awesome (9/10) |
| #95b - To Save a Squirrel | Meh (5/10) |
| #96 - Pest of the West | Awesome (9/10) |
| #97a - 20,000 Patties Under the Sea | Great (8/10) |
| #97b - The Battle of Bikini Bottom | Awesome (9/10) |
| #98 - What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? | Abhorrent (0/10) |
| #99a - The Two Faces of Squidward | Perfect (10/10) |
| #99b - SpongeHenge | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #100a - Banned in Bikini Bottom | Mediocre (4/10) |
| #100b - Stanley S. SquarePants | Okay (6/10) |
| Episode | Rating |
| #101a - House Fancy | Okay (6/10) |
| #101b - Krabby Road | Awesome (9/10) |
| #102a - Penny Foolish | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #102b - Nautical Novice | Meh (5/10) |
| #103a - Spongicus | Okay (6/10) |
| #103b - Suction Cup Symphony | Awesome (9/10) |
| #104a - Not Normal | Perfect (10/10) |
| #104b - Gone | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #105a - The Splinter | Abhorrent (0/10) |
| #105b - Slide Whistle Stooges | Awful (2/10) |
| #106a - A Life in a Day | Awesome (9/10) |
| #106b - Sun Bleached | Bad (3/10) |
| #107a - Giant Squidward | Awful (2/10) |
| #107b - No Nose Knows | Meh (5/10) |
| #108a - Patty Caper | Meh (5/10) |
| #108b - Plankton's Regular | Awful (2/10) |
| #109a - Boating Buddies | Abhorrent (0/10) |
| #109b - The Krabby Kronicle | Awful (2/10) |
| #110a - The Slumber Party | Great (8/10) |
| #110b - Grooming Gary | Meh (5/10) |
| #111 - SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One | Okay (6/10) |
| #112a - Porous Pockets | Meh (5/10) |
| #112b - Choir Boys | Abhorrent (0/10) |
| #113a - Krusty Krushers | Great (8/10) |
| #113b - The Card | Abhorrent (0/10) |
| #114a - Dear Vikings | Bad (3/10) |
| #114b - Ditchin' | Decent (7/10) |
| #115a - Grandpappy the Pirate | Awesome (9/10) |
| #115b - Cephalopod Lodge | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #116a - Squid's Visit | Abhorrent (0/10) |
| #116b - To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants | Bad (3/10) |
| #117a - Shuffleboarding | Awful (2/10) |
| #117b - Professor Squidward | Okay (6/10) |
| #118a - Pet or Pests | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #118b - Komputer Overload | Great (8/10) |
| #119a - Gullible Pants | Mediocre (4/10) |
| #119b - Overbooked | Perfect (10/10) |
| #120a - No Hat for Pat | Awesome (9/10) |
| #120b - Toy Store of Doom | Meh (5/10) |
| #121a - Sand Castles in the Sand | Perfect (10/10) |
| #121b - Shell Shocked | Bad (3/10) |
| #122a - Chum Bucket Supreme | Awesome (9/10) |
| #122b - Single Cell Anniversary | Perfect (10/10) |
| #123-124 - Truth or Square | Abhorrent (0/10) |
| #125a - Pineapple Fever | Bad (3/10) |
| #125b - Chum Caverns | Decent (7/10) |
| #126 - The Clash of Triton | Abysmal (1/10) |
| Episode | Rating |
| #127a - Tentacle-Vision | Bad (3/10) |
| #127b - I ♥ Dancing | Awesome (9/10) |
| #128a - Growth Spout | Great (8/10) |
| #128b - Stuck in the Wringer | Abhorrent (0/10) |
| #129a - Someone's in the Kitchen with Sandy | Abhorrent (0/10) |
| #129b - The Inside Job | Perfect (10/10) |
| #130a - Greasy Buffoons | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #130b - Model Sponge | Meh (5/10) |
| #131a - Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful | Awful (2/10) |
| #131b - A Pal for Gary | Abhorrent (0/10) |
| #132a - Yours, Mine and Mine | Abhorrent (0/10) |
| #132b - Kracked Krabs | Awesome (9/10) |
| #133a - The Curse of Bikini Bottom | Okay (6/10) |
| #133b - Squidward in Clarinetland | Awesome (9/10) |
| #134 - SpongeBob's Last Stand | Mediocre (4/10) |
| #135a - Back to the Past | Meh (5/10) |
| #135b - The Bad Guy Club for Villains | Awesome (9/10) |
| #136a - A Day Without Tears | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #136b - Summer Job | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #137a - One Coarse Meal | Abhorrent (0/10) |
| #137b - Gary in Love | Awesome (9/10) |
| #138a - The Play's the Thing | Awful (2/10) |
| #138b - Rodeo Daze | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #139a - Gramma's Secret Recipe | Awful (2/10) |
| #139b - The Cent of Money | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #140a - The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom | Bad (3/10) |
| #140b - Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle | Okay (6/10) |
| #141a - The Curse of the Hex | Mediocre (4/10) |
| #141b - The Main Drain | Awful (2/10) |
| #142a - Trenchbillies | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #142b - Sponge-Cano! | Awful (2/10) |
| #143 - The Great Patty Caper | Awesome (9/10) |
| #144a - That Sinking Feeling | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #144b - Karate Star | Bad (3/10) |
| #145a - Buried in Time | Meh (5/10) |
| #145b - Enchanted Tiki Dreams | Awesome (9/10) |
| #146a - The Abrasive Side | Great (8/10) |
| #146b - Earworm | Awesome (9/10) |
| #147a - Hide and Then What Happens? | Bad (3/10) |
| #147b - Shellback Shenanigans | Meh (5/10) |
| #148a - The Masterpiece | Okay (6/10) |
| #148b - Whelk Attack | Great (8/10) |
| #149a - You Don't Know Sponge | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #149b - Tunnel of Glove | Mediocre (4/10) |
| #150a - Krusty Dogs | Great (8/10) |
| #150b - The Wreck of the Mauna Loa | Okay (6/10) |
| #151a - New Fish in Town | Meh (5/10) |
| #151b - Love That Squid | Decent (7/10) |
| #152a - Big Sister Sam | Abhorrent (0/10) |
| #152b - Perfect Chemistry | Awesome (9/10) |
| Episode | Rating |
| #216a - Cave Dwelling Sponge | Okay (6/10) |
| #216b - The Clam Whisperer | Decent (7/10) |
| #217a - Spot Returns | Awesome (9/10) |
| #217b - The Check-Up | Awesome (9/10) |
| #218a - Spin the Bottle | Awesome (9/10) |
| #218b - There's a Sponge in My Soup | Okay (6/10) |
| #219a - Man Ray Returns | Bad (3/10) |
| #219b - Larry the Floor Manager | Great (8/10) |
| #220 - The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom | Perfect (10/10) |
| #221a - No Pictures Please | Awesome (9/10) |
| #221b - Stuck on the Roof | Awesome (9/10) |
| #222a - Krabby Patty Creature Feature | Perfect (10/10) |
| #222b - Teacher's Pests | Awesome (9/10) |
| #223a - Sanitation Insanity | Awesome (9/10) |
| #223b - Bunny Hunt | Meh (5/10) |
| #224a - Squid Noir | Perfect (10/10) |
| #224b - Scavenger Pants | Perfect (10/10) |
| #225a - Cuddle E. Hugs | Awful (2/10) |
| #225b - Pat the Horse | Okay (6/10) |
| #226a - Chatterbox Gary | Awesome (9/10) |
| #226b - Don't Feed the Clowns | Meh (5/10) |
| #227a - Drive Happy | Decent (7/10) |
| #227b - Old Man Patrick | Decent (7/10) |
| #228a - Fun-Sized Friends | Meh (5/10) |
| #228b - Grandmum's the Word | Awesome (9/10) |
| #229a - Doodle Dimension | Great (8/10) |
| #229b - Moving Bubble Bass | Awesome (9/10) |
| #230a - High Sea Diving | Awesome (9/10) |
| #230b - Bottle Burglars | Perfect (10/10) |
| #231a - My Leg! | Perfect (10/10) |
| #231b - Ink Lemonade | Abhorrent (0/10) |
| #232a - Mustard O' Mine | Awesome (9/10) |
| #232b - Shopping List | Awesome (9/10) |
| #233a - Whale Watching | Awesome (9/10) |
| #233b - Krusty Kleaners | Awesome (9/10) |
| #234a - Patnocchio | Awesome (9/10) |
| #234b - ChefBob | Perfect (10/10) |
| #235a - Plankton Paranoia | Perfect (10/10) |
| #235b - Library Cards | Mediocre (4/10) |
| #236a - Call the Cops | Great (8/10) |
| #236b - Surf N' Turf | Awesome (9/10) |
| #237 - Goons on the Moon | Awesome (9/10) |
| #238a - Appointment TV | Okay (6/10) |
| #238b - Karen's Virus | Perfect (10/10) |
| #239a - The Grill is Gone | Awesome (9/10) |
| #239b - The Night Patty | Awesome (9/10) |
| #240a - Bubbletown | Decent (7/10) |
| #240b - Girls' Night Out | Perfect (10/10) |
| #241a - Squirrel Jelly | Abysmal (1/10) |
| #241b - The String | Awesome (9/10) |