King and Ghost
Appearance
"King and Ghost" is a song featured in the trailer for Titans of the Tide. It is sung by David Hasselhoff.
Lyrics
- David Hasselhoff: What shall we do with the Flying Dutchman?
- What shall we do with the Flying Dutchman?
- What shall we do with the Flying Dutchman?!
- I'm David Hasselhoff.
- To save Bikini Bottom.
- There once was a king who ruled the sea,
- and a ghostly pirate mean and green!
- Their magic clashed, and ghosts unleashed,
- Across Bikini Bottom.
- Soon may King Neptune come to rid the seas of pirate scum.
- Soon may the Dutchman come to haunt Bikini Bottom.
- Along came a hero, porous and square, who chased the Dutchman to his lair.
- King Neptune yelled:
- King Neptune: [spoken] "By my own beard, I rule Bikini Bottom!"
- David Hasselhoff: Soon may the BFF's come, to burrow, kick, and jump and run.
- Soon may SpongeBob come to save Bikini Bottom.
- Be wary of the Dutchman.
- Wary, of the mighty king.
- Wary, of their spells!
- Beware of king and ghost.
- Be wary of the Dutchman.
- Wary, of the mighty king.
- Wary, of these old geezers!
- Hahahaha
- Beware, of king, and ghost!
Trivia
- This song is based on the New Zealand folk song Wellerman and the sea shanty Drunken Sailor.