The Very First Christmas
Appearance
"The Very First Christmas" is a Christmas song sung by SpongeBob, Patrick, and other Bikini Bottomites in the episode "Christmas Who?"
Lyrics
- SpongeBob and Patrick: It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday
- Not your normal, average every day
- Squidward: Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree
- SpongeBob, Patrick, why'd you do this to me?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: The world feels like it's in loverly
- Squidward: Go away before I harm you bodily!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me
- There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow
- Chorus: (Plenty of snow)
- SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe?
- Chorus: (The mistletoe?)
- Squidward: What? Who, me? Would you look at the time, I should go!
- Plankton: People seem a little more brotherly
- Chorus: (Brotherly)
- Mr. Krabs: Here's a special somethin' to you from me
- Chorus: (To you from me)
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Even all the trash on Christmas, it smells so sweetly
- Gary: Meow.
- SpongeBob and Patrick: This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me
- SpongeBob: Nyadadadadadadada! Dadadadadadadada! Ladadadadadadada! Dadadadadadada!
- Squidward: What do you want? Can't you see that I'm busy?
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Step outside, we've got somethin' for you to see
- Squidward: SpongeBob, take this stuff down immediately!
- SpongeBob and Patrick: Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree
- All (except Squidward): Tonight things are as good as they seem to be!
- Patrick: A star on top will complete all the scenery!
- All (except Squidward): This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!
- Mr. Krabs: [falsetto] -Very first Christmas to me! (laughing)
- All (except Squidward): This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!
- Mr. Krabs: [falsetto] -Very first Christmas to me!
Trivia
General
- Mr. Krabs' falsetto voice was done by Dee Bradley Baker, as Clancy Brown could not hit the high notes.
- Even though Patrick volunteers to be the star on top of their Christmas tree, he is no longer on top of the tree after the song.
- In the Tagalog dub, the original audio is replaced with the Tagalog voice actors redubbing the song into English.[1]
- In the Italian dub, this song is left untranslated.
- SpongeBob commits at least three crimes during this song: tree felling, breaking and entering, and vandalizing private property.
- Squidward sings a mocking rendition of the song to a downhearted SpongeBob that he was right about Santa Claus not showing up.
Cultural references
- The tune from some parts of the song (There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow...) appears to be similar to the Christmas song, "Winter Wonderland." (In the meadow, we can build a snowman...)
- This song shares its general melody with the stage music for Labyrinth Zone in the original Sonic the Hedgehog video game for the Sega Genesis.
Videos
References
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