| # | Episode | Ratings |
| 1a | Late for Breakfast | Solid (7.5/10) |
| 1b | Bummer Jobs | Spectacular (9.5/10) |
| 2a | Stair Wars | Perfect (10/10) |
| 2b | Enemies à la Mode | Great (8/10) |
| 3a | Lost in Couch | Spectacular (9.5/10) |
| 3b | Pat-a-thon | Good (7/10) |
| 4 | The Yard Sale | Perfect (10/10) |
| 5a | Squidina's Little Helper | Solid (7.5/10) |
| 5b | I Smell a Pat | Mediocre (4.5/10) |
| 6a | Gas Station Vacation | Perfect (10/10) |
| 6b | Bunny the Barbarian | Amazing (9/10) |
| 7a | The Haunting of Star House | Perfect (10/10) |
| 7b | Who's a Big Boy? | Average (5.5/10) |
| 8 | Terror at 20,000 Leagues | Perfect (10/10) |
| 9a | To Dad and Back | Spectacular (9.5/10) |
| 9b | Survivoring | Super (8.5/10) |
| 10a | Just in Time for Christmas | Perfect (10/10) |
| 10b | Klopnodian Heritage Festival | Good (7/10) |
| 11a | X Marks the Pot | Great (8/10) |
| 11b | Patrick's Alley | Alright (6.5/10) |
| 12a | Pearl Wants to Be a Star | Solid (7.5/10) |
| 12b | Super Sitters | Great (8/10) |
| 13a | Nitwit Neighborhood News | Spectacular (9.5/10) |
| 13b | Mid-Season Finale | Perfect (10/10) |
| 14a | Shrinking Stars | Meh (5/10) |
| 14b | FitzPatrick | Perfect (10/10) |
| 15a | Uncredible Journey | Alright (6.5/10) |
| 15b | Host-a-Palooza | Good (7/10) |
| 16a | Backpay Payback | Super (8.5/10) |
| 16b | House Hunting | Meh (5/10) |
| 17a | The Drooling Fool | Alright (6.5/10) |
| 17b | Patrick's Got a Zoo Loose | Great (8/10) |
| 18a | The Patterfly Effect | Amazing (9/10) |
| 18b | A Space Affair to Remember | Great (8/10) |
| 19a | Home ECCH! | Solid (7.5/10) |
| 19b | Fun & Done! | Great (8/10) |
| 20a | The Lil' Patscals | Spectacular (9.5/10) |
| 20b | The Pre-Historic Patrick Star Show | Good (7/10) |
| 21a | The Patrick Show Sells Out | Amazing (9/10) |
| 21b | Neptune's Ball | Perfect (10/10) |
| 22a | Dad's Stache Stash | Great (8/10) |
| 22b | A Root Galoot | Super (8.5/10) |
| 23a | The Starry Awards | Amazing (9/10) |
| 23b | Blorpsgiving | Spectacular (9.5/10) |
| 24a | Stuntin' | OK (6/10) |
| 24b | Olly Olly Organ Free | Solid (7.5/10) |
| 25a | Which Witch is Which? | Amazing (9/10) |
| 25b | Get Off My Lawnies | Bad (3.5/10) |
| 26a | Bubble Bass Reviews | Perfect (10/10) |
| 26b | Patrick's Prison Pals | Perfect (10/10) |
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| # | Episode | Ratings |
| 27a | The Patrick Show Cashes In | Spectacular (9.5/10) |
| 27b | Star Games | Super (8.5/10) |
| 28a | Super Stars | Amazing (9/10) |
| 28b | Now You Museum, Now You Don't | Perfect (10/10) |
| 29a | 10 and 1 Toilets | Solid (7.5/10) |
| 29b | Family Plotz | Perfect (10/10) |
| 30a | The Wrath of Shmandor | Spectacular (9.5/10) |
| 30b | There Goes the Neighborhood | Super (8.5/10) |
| 31a | Movie Stars | Perfect (10/10) |
| 31b | Dr. Smart Science | Amazing (9/10) |
| 32a | The Commode Episode | Good (7/10) |
| 32b | Tying the Klop-Knot | Amazing (9/10) |
| 33a | Chum Bucket List | Perfect (10/10) |
| 33b | Big Baby Pat | Average (5.5/10) |
| 34a | Is There a Director in the House? | Perfect (10/10) |
| 34b | Star Cruise | Great (8/10) |
| 35a | Best Served Cold | Spectacular (9.5/10) |
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