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SpongeBob: You're right, Gary! Something is wrong with me! Squidward! Squidward!
Squidward: Be quiet, SpongeBob! [SpongeBob crashes into Squidward's bedroom] SpongeBob, what do you think you're doing? I'm talking to you! SpongeBob! [SpongeBob makes a hole in the wall on the other side of the room] Are you mad? [SpongeBob turns his head 180 degrees]
Plankton: Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player!
Squidward: Mediocre?

Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost

SpongeBob: Patrick, say that again.
Patrick: That again.
SpongeBob: No, the other thing.
Patrick: No, the other thing.
SpongeBob: No, the thing you said before when you...
Patrick: No, the thing you said before when you...
SpongeBob: Never mind! I've got an idea!
Patrick: Never mind! I've got an idea!

Season 2

Dying for Pie

Squidward: You were supposed to explode!
SpongeBob: Okay, I'll try. GARY, YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH YOU DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!!!!! [laughs] Now it's your turn, Squidward!
Squidward: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU BARNACLE HEAD!!!!!
SpongeBob: Whoa! Good one, Squidward!
Squidward: No, you were supposed to explode into a million pieces!
SpongeBob: Well, why would I want to do that?
Squidward: Because that pie you ate was a bomb!
SpongeBob: Pie? What pie?
Squidward: The one that I left sitting on the counter, that I bought from pirates, and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it! Th..that pie!
SpongeBob: Pie? Oh, you mean this pie! [pulls the pie out of his pocket] I was saving it in my pocket for us to share. Let's eat! [trips on a rock] Oops! [the pie lands on Squidward's face, resulting in an explosion the size of the Hiroshima, Japan bombing on August 6, 1945, destroying Bikini Bottom]
Squidward: Ouch.

Patty Hype

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick! Are you angry, too?
Patrick: Yeah.
SpongeBob: What's the matter?
Patrick: I can't see my forehead. What's your problem?
SpongeBob: I have a good idea, and no one else thinks so!
Patrick: Me too! [pulls a string, which inflates his pants] Inflatable pants! What's your idea?
SpongeBob: [gets Pretty Patties] I'm gonna open a restaurant and sell these to everyone!
Patrick: [his pants pop, leaving him naked with a small piece censoring him] Forget my stupid idea; that's great!

The Secret Box

SpongeBob: Pretty great plan, eh, Gary?
Gary: Eh... No!
SpongeBob: Oh, what do you know? You're a snail!

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III

SpongeBob: Pat, get your wallet out! Goodness lesson number one: you see someone drop their wallet. [to Patrick] Pat, drop your wallet. [Patrick drops his wallet] So, what do you do?
Man Ray: Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you've dropped this wallet.
Patrick: Doesn't look familiar.
Man Ray: But, I just saw you drop it.
Patrick: It's not mine. I've never seen it.
Man Ray: But this is your wallet. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you.
Patrick: Return what to who?
Man Ray: [facepalms, then pulls out Patrick's ID] Aren't you Patrick Star?
Patrick: Yep.
Man Ray: And this is your ID?
Patrick: Yep.
Man Ray: I found this ID in this wallet. If that's the case, then this must be your wallet.
Patrick: Well, that makes sense.
Man Ray: Then take it.
Patrick: It's not my wallet!
Man Ray: [growls] You take your wallet, or I'll rip your arms off!
SpongeBob: Wrong! [tickles him] Good people don't rip other people's arms off! [bubble transition to the next scene] Okay, goodness lesson number two: you see someone struggling with a heavy package. What do you do?
Man Ray: Hello, friend! I couldn't help but notice that you were struggling with that heavy package! Allow me to...[Patrick drops the package on Man Ray's foot] OOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!
Patrick: Sorry. Can I start over?
Man Ray: Hello...[Patrick drops the package again] OOOOOWWWWW! He--[Patrick drops the package again]
Patrick: Oops.
Man Ray: You butter-fingered pink thing! What's in that box, anyway?
Patrick: My wallets.

Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm

Fish: We should lock our doors!
Mabel: We should call my nephew!
Knight: We should dig a moat!
Patrick: We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!
Squidward: That idea may just be crazy enough...TO GET US ALL KILLED!!!!!

Season 3

Just One Bite

Squidward: SpongeBob, if I were stuck at the bottom of a well for three years with nothing to eat but that Krabby Patty, I would rather eat my own legs first! [exits the boat] And not just the extra ones.
SpongeBob: But it's good for you!
Squidward: G-Good for you? That thing is a heart attack on a bun!
SpongeBob: No, Squidward. I meant good for your soul. [turns into an angel while a chorus sings and a Heavan-like background appears]
Squidward: Oh, pu-leeze! I have no soul! [a firey background with stalactites appears while a man is heard laughing manically]

The Bully

SpongeBob: Out of my way! Out of my way! [points] Can't you see he's gonna kick my butt?! [a bunch of fish look over to an older fish at a bus stop]
Old Man: Hi there young people, nice day today.
Fish #2: So, you like kicking butts, do ya? Well we'll show you, old man! [the fish start beating up on the old fish while SpongeBob is hiding in a garbage can]
SpongeBob: Okay, okay, I got to skip town, start a new life, live under an assumed name! "BobPants SpongeSquare". Yeah, that's good. Grow a beard, and then shave it off, and live happily ever after. [Flats is behind him driving a dump truck]
Flats: Yeah, except you forgot the part where I kick your butt! [SpongeBob gasps three times and runs off while still in the garbage can. As he is running down the road, trash falls out of the garbage can, including a banana peel. Flats screams when he sees the banana peel on the ground. When the dump truck runs over the peel, it flips upside down. Cut to later where Flats is in a hospital]
SpongeBob: Hey Flats, you feeling better?
Flats: What? Where am I?
Doctor: [walks in] Why, you're in the hospital. This young boy saved your life. He performed CPR for five hours straight.
SpongeBob: Yeah. They said you'd be okay after the first few minutes, but I just wanted to be sure.
Flats: Wow, I'm touched. I'll have to remember that when I'm kicking your butt. [SpongeBob is thunderstruck, accompanied with glass shattering] Those flowers for me?
[SpongeBob runs out of the hospital screaming]
SpongeBob: He's still gonna kick my butt! [the fish look at the old fish again]
Fish #2: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man!?
Old Man: I love the young people! [the fish walk up to the old fish. Cut to SpongeBob running back to his house]

One Krabs Trash

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Oh, hey, Mr. K! How's the antique business treating you?
Mr. Krabs: Oh, never mind that. Listen, I didn't want to say this in front of Patrick. That hat makes you look like a girl.
SpongeBob: Am I a pretty girl?
Mr. Krabs: Well... You're beautiful. [a mailman looks at him strangely]

Born Again Krabs

Flying Dutchman: Eugene Krabs, your time has come!
Mr. Krabs: I'm not Eugene, I'm Harold! Harold, uh, Flower.
Flying Dutchman: Oh, I'm sorry. I must have the wrong room. [leaves] Excuse me, Nurse?
Nurse: Yes?
Flying Dutchman: I'm looking for Eugene Krabs.
Nurse: Oh, he's in that room right there.
Flying Dutchman: No, that's Harold Flower's room.
Nurse: Harold Flower?

Can You Spare a Dime?

SpongeBob: [gasps] Gary! Squidward is not a freeloader and he would never take advantage of me.
Narrator: Three Weeks Later.
SpongeBob: He's just having a hard time getting his confidence back. [falls down] Narrator: Many Months Later.
SpongeBob: I'm sure he's close to a breakthrough.
New Narrator: So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.
Gary: Meow, meow, meow.
SpongeBob: I know he still isn't looking for work! Don't rub it in!
Squidward: SpongeBob, where's my lemonade?
SpongeBob: Coming Squidward.
Squidward: [SpongeBob is running down the hallway] SpongeBob?! SpongeBob?! [SpongeBob enters his bedroom] And why aren't you in uniform? [SpongeBob exits room and re-enters in a maid outfit] It's about time you got here.
SpongeBob: Here you go, Your Majesty.
Squidward: I can't drink that.
SpongeBob: Why not?
Squidward: Are you blind? Just look at it.
SpongeBob: What about it?
Squidward: That lemon has 3 seeds in it. That's an odd number! I can't eat anything odd numbered.
SpongeBob: Fine, I'll just take it out. [takes out lemon and Squidward gets mad]
Squidward: No! No! It's already been contaminated by a bad lemon. It won't work.
SpongeBob: Hmmm, that's two things in this house that won't work.
Squidward: Then go fix them.
SpongeBob: [breaks glass of lemonade with his hands] Two things that won't work.
Squidward: I've changed my mind. I want soup instead.
SpongeBob: OK. Don't move. [turns around, revealing his underpants, then walks out the bedroom door and comes back in wearing normal clothes with a bowl of steaming soup]
Here you go. It's alphabet soup. I made it special. [shows soup with the phrase "GET A JOB" in alphabet letters but then Squidward slaps it out of SpongeBob's hands]
Squidward: Condensed soup from a can? Disgusting! Now you've ruined my appetite. Go fetch me something to read.
SpongeBob: Oh, OK. How about this? [pulls out a newspaper with the "job listings" page on the front]
Squidward: [gasps] Get that away from me. You know I'm allergic to newsprint.
SpongeBob: [chuckles] Ya know, when you swatted that newspaper out of my hands, it reminded me of something a friend of mine did...at his JOB! [SpongeBob's alarm blows him away]
Squidward: 4 o'clock. Time for my stories. Hurry up, they won't hold the show while you laze around. [SpongeBob rolls in a TB and turns it on]
Puppet #1: [puppet #2 is whistling] Hey, where are you going?
Puppet #2: To my job.
Puppet #1: You have a job?
Puppet #2: Why wouldn't I? I'm not some lazy, inconsiderate jerk who lays in bed all day.
Puppet #1: Say, where can I get one of these...jobs?
Puppet #2: Oh they're everywhere. Especially if you're green and have six tentacles. Puppet #1: Thanks. I'm gonna go look for one so I can stop mooching off my friends and they can get back to their lives!!
Squidward: This isn't my show. SpongeBob, the remote control is broken! Get over here and fix it! [SpongeBob throws the TV away]
SpongeBob: I've got a better idea. Why don't I call someone whose JOB it is to fix it? [Jumps on top of Squidward in bed] You know why? Because when I want a JOB[pokes Squidward's nose] done I get someone with a JOB[pokes Squidward's nose] to do that JOB!!!!
Squidward: What are you saying?
SpongeBob: [Even his house explodes in manic rage] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! [pushes bed out the side of the house and towards the Krusty Krab]

The Camping Episode

SpongeBob: Probably because you're not wearing your hat in a goofy fashion.
Squidward: Oh. [tilts hat sideways] Like this [laughs, then a sea bear comes and turns the hat upside down]
SpongeBob: No, like that.
[Squidward turns around and sees the sea bear, then runs away with the sea bear following, subsequently mauling him offscreen]
SpongeBob: Are you okay, Squidward?
Squidward: That's it. I'm running away!
SpongeBob and Patrick: NOOO!!!
[the sea bear mauls Squidward again]
SpongeBob: Don't run; sea bears hate that!
Squidward: Thanks for the tip. I guess I'll just limp on home.
SpongeBob and Patrick: NNOOO!!!!!
[the sea bear mauls Squidward a third time]
SpongeBob: They hate limping more than they hate crawling!
Squidward: Maybe I'll just...
SpongeBob and Patrick: NNNOOOOO!!!!
[Squidward gets mauled for the fourth consecutive time]
SpongeBob: I should've warned you about crawling!
[the sea bear comes back to maul Squidward yet again]
Squidward: What did I do that time?
SpongeBob: I don't know. I guess he just doesn't like you.

Season 4

Have You Seen This Snail?

Squidward: What are those Neanderthals doing? Don't they know I'm busy spoiling myself? [SpongeBob and Patrick barge in] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! [hyperventilating]

Wishing You Well

Mr. Krabs: You'll never get me to believe in magic, never! Just to prove it to ya. [walks over to the well] I'll demonstrate. I wish...I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter. [lets go of the penny and laughs]
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! No!!
Mr. Krabs: Well, where's your magic now? [vanishes in thin air and appears as a real crab on a plate] Oh, where am I? What's going on here? [person sits down and puts on an eating bib that says "THE END" on it] Uh-oh. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. Oh-no!!

Selling Out

Pearl: Yeah, Dad?!
Mr. Krabs: How ya doin'?
Pearl: I'm fine!
Mr. Krabs: Whatch'ya up to?
Pearl: I'm talking on the phone!
Mr. Krabs: That's cool.
Pearl: Dad, isn't there something you have to do?
Mr. Krabs: Actually, I was hoping you and I could do something together.
Pearl: [pushing Mr. Krabs out the front door] GET OUT!!! That's it, Dad! Either get a job, get a hobby, or get some friends, because I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!

Wigstrick

Mr. Krabs: [flips OPEN sign to CLOSED] Time to go home, boys.
SpongeBob: [mopping with his wig] Almost finished. [puts the wet wig on his head. Shakes it dry and it goes back to its original shape] See, Squidward, it's functional, too.
Squidward: It's about as functional as your brain.
SpongeBob: [giggles] Thank you, Squidward.
Squidward: That wasn't a compliment! This entire town is laughing at you. SpongeBob: I don't understand.
Squidward: [holds a mirror up to SpongeBob] Just look at yourself.
SpongeBob: Hello, handsome. [licks finger and puts it on the mirror] Sss.
Squidward: SpongeBob, your head is twice as large as before.
SpongeBob: Hmmm, I've never been tall before.
Squidward: That wig is infested with parasites. [spiders crawl out of the wig and SpongeBob laughs]
SpongeBob: That tickles!
Squidward: Can't you see how ridiculous you look.
SpongeBob: I think that it looks cool.
Mr. Krabs: Hahahaha. You wouldn't know cool if I locked you in the freezer. [laughs]
SpongeBob: For your information, Mr. Krabs, Squidward has locked me in the freezer, so I think I know what cool is.
Mr. Krabs: Well, stop wearing that nasty thing to work.
SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs...
Mr. Krabs: No buts.
SpongeBob: So I can't have a wig or a butt?
Mr. Krabs: No, SpongeBob, it means until you get rid of that wig, get your butt out of here!

Season 5

Season 6

Patty Caper

Plankton: Is this a joke?
SpongeBob: I don't know. You tell me. [slams his fist on the table] IS IT?!

Season 7

Growth Spout

Mr. Krabs: Food! Food! Food! Food! Food! Food! Food! Food! Food! [passes Squidward's house, then doubles back and sniffs] Food. [uses nose to try to unlock the door. sees Squidward sleeping in the bedroom] Not food. [stops and smells the flowers, then continues. He then turns on the light and gasps] Hanging cured meats. Exotic spices. A breadbox overflowing with baguettes. Yummy stuff everywhere! I'll start with the fridge. [opens fridge filled with food] Candied sea yams, pickled urchins, anemone pies, a bucket of kelp slaw.... Et cetera. Ooh, more et cetera. [walks out of the house]
Squidward's house: [shuts door] Oh well. I needed to lose a little weight anyway.

Season 8

Accidents Will Happen

Bill: [clears throat] Hello? Anyone there?
Mr. Krabs: [angered, muttering] Oh, for the love of peat moss. [reaches into Bill's pocket with his greasy claw and takes his money, then goes into the kitchen to make him a Krabby Patty. He then comes out with the Krabby Patty in his greasy claw, making the Patty greasy as well]
Bill: Uh, aren't you gonna wash your...
Mr. Krabs: [shoves the Patty into Bill's mouth]
Bill: [groaning]

It's a SpongeBob Christmas!

SpongeBob: Sandy, Sandy! I need your help! It's Christmas Eve and everyone in Bikini Bottom are acting like jerks! You gotta help me find out why.
Sandy: [Turns around and bares her teeth, scaring SpongeBob, except that she isn't a jerk after all] Why should I help all them jerks?
SpongeBob: Because those jerks don't care about Christmas any more, Sandy! It's a problem.
Sandy: Problem? My only problem is I'm out of fruitcake. Only thing I've got left to eat are boring old nuts. [She throws one at SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Oh, the problem isn't the fruitcake! The problem is that everyone, including you, is acting like a jerk! Oh, I'll have to solve this on my own. [He turns to leave and slips on a nut, accidentally throwing the fruitcake into Sandy's Christmas analyzer] Whoa!
Sandy: Dagnabbit, SpongeBob, you got fruitcake in my Christmas magic analyser! [An alarm sounds] Well, I'll be hornswaggled. My analyzer's found something in the fruitcake! [She looks at the reading and gasps] This is terrible!
SpongeBob: What is it, Sandy?
Sandy: The fruitcake is contaminated with jerktonium! No wonder I've been as ornery as a sidewinder on a hot driveway. Jerktonium is the orneriest element of them all and your fruitcake is full of it. Where'd you get that fruitcake, anyway?
SpongeBob: From Plankton, he baked it.
Sandy: You took food from Plankton and fed it to everyone in town?
SpongeBob: Uh-huh.
Sandy: You're an idiot.
SpongeBob: Uh-huh.

Season 9

=SpongeBob You're Fired

SpongeBob: I'm afraid I can't do this anymore, Patrick. Unemployment may be fun for you, but I need to get a job.
Patrick's Forehead: Who do you think you're fooling, you loser? You couldn't keep a job if you tried!
Patrick: HEY! YOU CAN'T TALK TO MY FRIEND LIKE THAT!!!!! [Punches tiny Patrick into face]
Patrick's Forehead: Unh! [Groans]
Patrick: Don't listen to him, SpongeBob. You need to follow your heart.

Favorite Associated Production Music Tracks

APM Music

SpongeBob Music

Favorite Television Shows

Animated

Ranking	Series title	Series premire year	Series finalie year	Status	Series rating	Series creator(s)
1	"Phineas and Ferb"	17 August, 2007	9 November, 2015	ended with 4 seasons	TV-G	Dan Povenmire, Jeff "Swampy" Marsh
2	"SpongeBob SquarePants"	1 May, 1999	N/A	tenth season in production	TV-Y7	Stephen Hillenburg
3	"Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends"	13 August, 2004	5 May, 2009	ended with 6 seasons	TV-Y7	Craig McCracken
4	"Wander Over Yonder"	2013	N/A	hiatus, midway through second season	TV-Y7	Craig McCracken
5	"The Amazing World of Gumball"	2011	N/A	hiatus, midway through fourth season, fifth season planned	TV-Y7-FV	Ben Bocquelet
6	"Dexter's Laboratory"	1996	2003	ended with 4 seasons	TV-G	Gennedy Tartravotsky
7	"The Looney Tunes Show"	Cartoon Network	3 May, 2011	31 August, 2014	ended with 2 seasons	TV-PG (two rated TV-PG-V)
8	"Chowder"	Cartoon Network	2 November, 2007	7 August, 2010	ended with 3 seasons	TV-Y7-FV
9	"The Powerpuff Girls"	Cartoon Network	18 November, 1998	25 March, 2005 (series) 19 January, 2009 (special)	ended with 6 seasons and a 10th anniversarry special	TV-Y7/TV-Y7-FV
10	"Courage the Cowardly Dog"	Cartoon Network	12 November, 1999	22 November, 2002	ended with 4 seasons	TV-Y7
11	"Ed, Edd n Eddy"	Cartoon Network	4 January, 1999	8 November, 2009	ended with 6 seasons and one made-for-TV film	TV-Y7
12	"Cow and Chicken"	Cartoon Network	15 July, 1997	24 July, 1999	ended with 4 seasons	TV-Y7
13	"I Am Weasel"	Cartoon Network	15 July, 1997	2 March, 2000	ended with 5 seasons	TV-Y7
14	"My Gym Partner's a Monkey"	Cartoon Network	26 December, 2005	27 November, 2008	ended with 4 seasons	TV-Y7
15	"Camp Lazlo"	Cartoon Network	8 July, 2005	27 March, 2008	ended with 5 seasons	TV-Y7

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