Mr. Krabs' song

"Mr. Krabs' song" is one of the songs featured in the episode "Atlantis SquarePantis." It is sung by Mr. Krabs.

Lyrics

Mr. Krabs: Oh...

If I'd only known when I woke up today,

I'd stop at me tailor's along the way,

And have ten more pockets put on me pants,

'Cause I think I hear a money avalanche,

(Yodeling)

Look at all this cash,

Hey look at all this money,

I hope me heart can take it,

[beeping noise]

Surgeon: Clear!

Mr. Krabs: I'm alright sonny

Industrial accidents can make quite a mess,

Unless you fall into a money press,

Oh make me into money mister wonderful machine,

I always knew that me true color was green,

Ever since I was a little kid,

I dreamed of such a place yes I did,

With mountains of money,

And rivers of cash,

And a pool of coins to make a splash

Oh, I'd open up a Krusty Krab with patties made of money,

They'd be delicious and expensive and taste like golden honey,

Money and gold,

And treasure untold,

And all of it for me!