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These theme songs are the fake rejected opening title songs for what would become the SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song, shown in the episode "Truth or Square."
- Captain: Are you ready, kids? [Seagulls sounds can be heard in the background]
- Children: Aye-aye, Captain!
- Captain: I can't hear you!
- Children: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!
- Captain: Oh...!
- Who lives in a monument under the sea?
- Children: Squidward Tentacles! [Squidward is wearing pants, Hans comes and takes them off]
- Captain: Obnoxious, abrasive, conceited is he! [Squidward falls into a bathtub and his head absorbs water and he spits it out]
- Children: Squidward Tentacles!
- Captain: If practical common sense be something you wish... [Recumbent bicycle Squidwards ride across the screen.]
- Children: Squidward Tentacles!
- Patchy: Next!
- Captain: Are you ready, kids? [Seagulls sounds can be heard in the background]
- Children: Aye-aye, Captain!
- Captain: I can't hear you!
- Children: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!
- Captain: Oh...!
- Who lives like a barnacle under the sea?
- Children: Patrick Seastar!
- [Hans puts Patrick's pants on and he laughs and falls into his house, but continues laughing anyway]
- Patchy: Nope!
- Captain: Are you ready, kids? [Seagulls sounds can be heard in the background]
- Children: Aye-aye, Captain!
- Captain: I can't hear you!
- Children: [louder] Aye-aye, Captain!
- Captain: Oh...!
- Who lives in an anchor under the sea?
- Children: Eugene Krabs does! [Hans takes his sack full of money]
- Mr. Krabs: Hey!
- Captain: Krusty and red and greedy is he!
- Mr. Krabs: Come back with me money!
- Children: Eugene Krabs does!
- Captain: If stingy and greedy is something you wish... [Mr. Krabs gets back his money]
- Children: Eugene Krabs does!
- Mr. Krabs: Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
- Patchy: Ugh. Pretty cruddy, huh, kids?
Trivia
- Painty the Pirate's voice is slightly different from his normal voice used in the actual SpongeBob SquarePants theme song. In these themes, he is played by Bob Joles, but in the original theme song, he is played by Pat Pinney.
- The children's voices saying, "Aye-aye, Captain!" sound different, like the WhoBob WhatPants theme song.
- Alongside that, Painty's mouth is different than the normal opening sequence. He is seen with braces in Squidward's opening theme, a gold tooth in Patrick's opening theme, and short hillbilly teeth in Mr. Krabs' opening theme.
- A full version of the Patrick Star theme was created for "The Patrick Star Fan Favorites Special."
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SpongeBob SquarePants
Livin' in the Sunlight, Lovin' in the Moonlight • Ripped Pants • The Krusty Krab Pizza • Jellyfish Jam • F.U.N. Song • Doing the Sponge • Blow the Man Down • I Wanna Go Home • Loop de Loop • Bossy Boots Song • That's What Friends Do • The Very First Christmas • This Grill Is Not a Home • Sweet Victory • Hey All You People • Give It All You've Got • Hey, Mean Mr. Bossman • Striped Sweater • Electric Zoo • Underwater Sun • When Worlds Collide • You're Old • Camp Fire Song Song • I Wish I Could Fly • He's Flying • All You Need Is Friends to Fly • Gary's Song • Where's Gary? • The Feeling of Greed • So Long, Bikini Bottom • Birthday Girl • Down the Well • The Best Day Ever • Can't Keep My Eyes Off of You • If I Could Talk to Money • Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star • Bubble Song • Fueling the Bus • Mr. Krabs' song • Sandy's song • Plankton's song • Squidward's song • Back in Encino • Goodbye, Atlantis • Together • Dead Eye • Idiot Friends • I Love Krabby Patties • Frying Up Patties • The Suction Cup Symphony • Bee Line for the Tree Line • Oh, My Karen • A Day Like This • Krabby Patty Jingle • Rubber Hose Rag • The Scurvy Song • Oh, Krusty Krab • Beautiful Dreamer • Jellyfishing • Give Jellyfish Fields a Chance • Rodeo Song • Gratitude • Squidward's Tiki Land • Musical Doodle • Dear Friend • Neat Clarinet • The Road Song • Ghouls O The Briny Deep • Santa Has His Eye on Me • Hot Fruitcake • Don't Be a Jerk • High Tide Time • Never Give Up • Two Thumbs Down • Who Am I? • I Hate People • Ahhhh • My Leg Is In Love! • He's Our Mermaid Man • Filthy Muck • Flippin' Out • Gloves Song • Feeding Frenzy • Pets Are People Too • Goober Rag • Everything Juice • Old Man Jenkins Had a Farm • Sammy Suckerfish Song • Sweet Neptune, Help Me! I'm Pinned Under Weights In My Home Gym!
Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years
Tag, You're It • Square Dance Song • Eye of the Hotdog
The Patrick Star Show
The Patrick Song • Let's Be Dumb • Sad Song • Dueling Jingles • The Granny Tentacles Show Theme Song • The Neighborhood Song • World of Friendship • Baby Stars Theme Song • Jailhouse Workout • Holiday Play
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
Goofy Goober Theme Song • Now That We're Men • Goofy Goober Rock • Ocean Man • SpongeBob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy • Just a Kid • The Best Day Ever
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water
Teamwork • Squeeze Me • Rap Battle • Patrick Star • Sandy Squirrel
The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run
It's Always Summer in Bikini Bottom • On the Road Again • Dream Weaver • How We Do • Livin' La Vida Loca • Gary's Song • My Heart Will Go On • Secret to the Formula • Take On Me • Agua • Krabby Step • Snail: I'm Avail
Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie
My Name is Sandy Cheeks • She Makes Waves • The Amazing Flying Cheeks • Squidward Breathes • This Squirrel's Done Good • Sandy Cheeks Theme
Plankton: The Movie
Welcome to Bikini Bottom • I'm Plankton • Say My Name, Karen • I Made a New Friend • I'm A Jerky Jerk • You and Me • Welcome Back to Bikini Bottom
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - Music from the Movie and More...
Prince Paul's Bubble Party • Bikini Bottom • They'll Soon Discover • Under My Rock • You Better Swim • Employee of the Month
The Best Day Ever
Barnacles! • My Tighty Whiteys • Ridin' the Hook • Superior • Doin' the Krabby Patty • You Will Obey! • Who Wants to Race Me? • Fishin' for Money • Bikini Bottom - Rock Bottom
It's a SpongeBob Christmas!
Christmas Eve Jitters • Santa Won't Let You Down • Snowflakes • Pretty Ribbons and Bows • Wet, Wet Christmas • Ho Ho Hoedown • Christmas Is Mine
Music from The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water
Thank Gosh It's Monday
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Bikini Bottom Day • BFF • No Control • When the Going Gets Tough • (Just a) Simple Sponge • Daddy Knows Best • Hero is My Middle Name • Super Sea Star Savior • Tomorrow Is • Poor Pirates • Bikini Bottom Boogie • Chop to the Top • (I Guess I) Miss You • I'm Not a Loser
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Theme songs
SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song • Kamp Koral Theme Song • The Patrick Star Show Theme Song
Short songs
List of short songs
Other
Beats by Bob • Everybody Loves the Sponge • Frozen Krabby Patty Song • Just 10 Minutes • King and Ghost • Plankton and Krabs • Plankton & Karen Love Song • The Positivity Song • SpongeBob's Birthday • The SpongeBob History Song • Squidward's Back • We Makin' Krabby Patties
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