| # | Episode | Rating |
| 1a | Late for Breakfast | Decent (6.5/10) |
| 1b | Bummer Jobs | Great (8/10) |
| 2a | Stair Wars | Great (8/10) |
| 2b | Enemies à la Mode | Tolerable (6/10) |
| 3a | Lost in Couch | Solid (7.5/10) |
| 3b | Pat-a-thon | Bad (3/10) |
| 4 | The Yard Sale | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| 5a | Squidina's Little Helper | Good (7/10) |
| 5b | I Smell a Pat | Mediocre (4/10) |
| 6a | Gas Station Vacation | Decent (6.5/10) |
| 6b | Bunny the Barbarian | Great (8/10) |
| 7a | The Haunting of Star House | Tolerable (6/10) |
| 7b | Who's a Big Boy? | Middling (5/10) |
| 8 | Terror at 20,000 Leagues | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| 9a | To Dad and Back | Solid (7.5/10) |
| 9b | Survivoring | Decent (6.5/10) |
| 10a | Just in Time for Christmas | Amazing (9/10) |
| 10b | Klopnodian Heritage Festival | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| 11a | X Marks the Pot | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| 11b | Patrick's Alley | Tolerable (6/10) |
| 12a | Pearl Wants to Be a Star | Mediocre (4/10) |
| 12b | Super Sitters | Bad (3/10) |
| 13a | Nitwit Neighborhood News | Tolerable (6/10) |
| 13b | Mid-Season Finale | Good (7/10) |
| 14a | Shrinking Stars | Mediocre (4/10) |
| 14b | FitzPatrick | Amazing (9/10) |
| 15a | Uncredible Journey | Decent (6.5/10) |
| 15b | Host-a-Palooza | Mediocre (4/10) |
| 16a | Backpay Payback | Great (8/10) |
| 16b | House Hunting | Middling (5/10) |
| 17a | The Drooling Fool | Terrible (2/10) |
| 17b | Patrick's Got a Zoo Loose | Mediocre (4/10) |
| 18a | The Patterfly Effect | Perfect (10/10) |
| 18b | A Space Affair to Remember | Solid (7.5/10) |
| 19a | Home ECCH! | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| 19b | Fun & Done! | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| 20a | The Lil' Patscals | Perfect (10/10) |
| 20b | The Prehistoric Patrick Star Show | Amazing (9/10) |
| 21a | The Patrick Show Sells Out | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| 21b | Neptune's Ball | Middling (5/10) |
| 22a | Dad's Stache Stash | Perfect (10/10) |
| 22b | A Root Galoot | Weak (4.5/10) |
| 23a | The Starry Awards | TOP-TIER (11/10) |
| 23b | Blorpsgiving | Solid (7.5/10) |
| 24a | Stuntin' | Good (7/10) |
| 24b | Olly Olly Organ Free | Phenomenal (9.5/10) |
| 25a | Which Witch is Which? | Amazing (9/10) |
| 25b | Get Off My Lawnie | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| 26a | Bubble Bass Reviews | TOP-TIER (11/10) |
| 26b | Patrick's Prison Pals | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| Solid (7.5/10) | ||
User:NionLogos18/The Patrick Star Show Episode Opinions
| # | Episode | Rating |
| 27a | The Patrick Show Cashes In | Amazing (9/10) |
| 27b | The Star Games | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| 28a | Super Stars | Amazing (9/10) |
| 28b | Now Museum, Now You Don't | Phenomenal (9.5/10) |
| 29a | 10 & 1 Toilets | Good (7/10) |
| 29b | Family Plotz | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| 30a | The Wrath of Shmandor | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| 30b | There Goes the Neighborhood | Solid (7.5/10) |
| 31a | Movie Stars | Phenomenal (9.5/10) |
| 31b | Dr. Smart Science | Great (8/10) |
| 32a | The Commode Episode | Amazing (9/10) |
| 32b | Tying the Klop-Knot | Solid (7.5/10) |
| 33a | Chum Bucket List | TOP-TIER (11/10) |
| 33b | Big Baby Patrick | Great (8/10) |
| 34a | Is There a Director in the House? | Perfect (10/10) |
| 34b | Star Cruise | Solid (7.5/10) |
| 35a | Best Served Cold | Amazing (9/10) |
| 35b | Tattoo Hullabaloo | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| 36a | Too Many Patricks | TOP-TIER (11/10) |
| 36b | Much Tofu About Nothing | Middling (5/10) |
| 37a | Face/Off-Model | Perfect (10/10) |
| 37b | 5 Star Restaurant | Great (8/10) |
| 38a | At Home, on the Lam | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| 38b | Pick Patrick's Path | Perfect (10/10) |
| 39a | Time to Eat | Phenomenal (9.5/10) |
| 39b | Cleanin' House | Solid (7.5/10) |
| Excellent (8.5/10) | ||
Ranking
| # | Episode | Rating |
| 40a | The Fun Bucket | Great (8/10) |
| 40b | The Patrick Show After Dark | Amazing (9/10) |
| 41a | Chopping Spree | Decent (6.5/10) |
| 41b | All Bot Myself | Solid (7.5/10) |
| 42a | Star-Robics | Phenomenal (9.5/10) |
| 42b | Who's the Dummy Now? | Tolerable (6/10) |
| 43a | Patrick Show Land | Phenomenal (9.5/10) |
| 43b | Legend of the Lost Bathroom | Great (8/10) |
| 44a | Driven to Drive | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| 44b | A Patty in Time | TOP-TIER (11/10) |
| 45a | Pat-per Route | Amazing (9/10) |
| 45b | Day of the Dartfish | Great (8/10) |
| 46a | Patty Poo | Solid (7.5/10) |
| 46b | Swaptoberfest | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| 47a | Patrickle Jokes | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| 47b | Pat Roast | Amazing (9/10) |
| 48a | All Out of Idea Bricks | Great (8/10) |
| 48b | A Fool Schooled | Perfect (10/10) |
| 49 | Something Stupid This Way Comes | Amazing (9/10) |
| 50 | Thanks But No Thanksgiving | Decent (6.5/10) |
| 51a | Get Ouch | Great (8/10) |
| 51b | Day of the Living Dad Jokes | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| 52 | Squidina's Holidaze Special | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| Excellent (8.5/10) | ||
Ranking
| # | Episode | Rating |
| 53a | Sitcom Stars | Phenomenal (9.5/10) |
| 53b | The Show Must Go Yawn | Good (7/10) |
| 54a | The Dated Game | Amazing (9/10) |
| 54b | Ice Cream Headache | Middling (5/10) |
| 55a | A Tinkle in Time | Great (8/10) |
| 55b | TV or Not TV | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| 56a | Two Pests in a Teapot | Solid (7.5/10) |
| 56b | Partial Recall | Excellent (8.5/10) |
| 57a | The Haunting of Flim-Flam House | Great (8/10) |
| 57b | Rube Tube | Great (8/10) |
