| Season 1
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| File:Help Wanted 125.png
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1a
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"Help Wanted" (tr • ga)
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He and Mr. Krabs cry before SpongeBob returns to the Krusty Krab with the hydro-dynamic spatula.
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9b
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"Opposite Day" (tr • ga)
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He drops to the ground, crying, after the realtor refuses to sell his house and leaves.
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| Season 2
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24a
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"Dying for Pie" (tr • ga)
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He cries when Mr. Krabs tells him that if he and the doctor tell SpongeBob about it, SpongeBob will feel worse. He later cries after he thinks SpongeBob exploded.
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28
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"Christmas Who?" (tr • ga)
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He cries tears of joy over SpongeBob's Christmas present for him.
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35b
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"Band Geeks" (tr • ga)
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He cries because the band crushed his one chance of happiness, after they were causing a bunch of chaotic ruckus with their musical instruments.
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38b
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"Artist Unknown" (tr • ga)
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He sheds a tear after seeing SpongeBob's sculpture, and later sheds another tear over Monty P. Moneybags' plan to make him famous.
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| Season 3
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42a
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"Club SpongeBob" (tr • ga)
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He cries about being stuck in the Kelp Forest with SpongeBob and Patrick.
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42b
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"My Pretty Seahorse" (tr • ga)
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He cries twice because of a nearby bowl of onions.
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43a
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"Just One Bite" (tr • ga)
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He first cries as he eats the Krabby Patty he buried in the gravestone, then later cries after SpongeBob eats the Triple Krabby Supreme he ordered, and cries again after seeing SpongeBob cremate a Krabby Patty from the garbage.
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46b
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"One Krabs Trash" (tr • ga)
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He cries as he sets flowers over a grave for his hopes and dreams.
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47b
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"Can You Spare a Dime?" (tr • ga)
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He cries while telling SpongeBob how he became homeless.
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48b
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"Squilliam Returns" (tr • ga)
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Tears begin falling out of his eyes as he is thinking to himself, "Don't lie. Lying always makes it worse." Soon after, he cries as he begs Mr. Krabs to let him run the Krusty Krab for just one night, in order to impress Squilliam Fancyson. Finally, he breaks down sobbing because he thinks he's a fraud, and that all of his attempts to impress Squilliam have failed miserably.
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53b
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"Clams" (tr • ga)
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He cries with SpongeBob when they think Mr. Krabs is gone forever.
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| Season 4
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64a
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"Skill Crane" (tr • ga)
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He breaks down sobbing before SpongeBob shows him the secret to winning on the skill crane.
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76a
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"The Thing" (tr • ga)
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Due to being covered in cement, he (as Smelly) cries twice for unknown and unexplained reasons.
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78a
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"Born to Be Wild" (tr • ga)
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He drops to his knees and cries before the Mild Ones ride around him.
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79b
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"Squid Wood" (tr • ga)
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He cries after Milo J. Finkerfish says he won't see him at the Clammy Awards and leaves.
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80a
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"Best Day Ever" (tr • ga)
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He cries because his clarinet's reed is shot.
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| Season 5
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82a
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"The Original Fry Cook" (tr • ga)
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Near the end of the episode, he cries and sighs over his bald head following Mr. Krabs' flashback to when Jim quit working at the Krusty Krab.
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85a
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"New Digs" (tr • ga)
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Near the end of the episode, he cries in agony as SpongeBob plays his drums.
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87b
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"Breath of Fresh Squidward" (tr • ga)
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He tears up after SpongeBob tells him to leave for pogo-dancing with Patrick.
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| File:SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget 094.png
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88b
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"SpongeBob vs. The Patty Gadget" (tr • ga)
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Near the end of the episode, he cries after setting flowers over a grave for the Patty Gadget.
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88c
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"Slimy Dancing" (tr • ga)
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He cries uncontrollably as he walks home after being kicked out and banned from the dance audition because he stole the Dance a Thon trophy. He later cries after SpongeBob asks him how the audition went.
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| File:Goo Goo Gas 171.png
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91a
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"Goo Goo Gas" (tr • ga)
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He cries like a baby after Plankton's gas turns him into a baby.
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91b
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"Le Big Switch" (tr • ga)
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He cries after the bus leaves with SpongeBob.
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92
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"Atlantis SquarePantis" (tr • ga)
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He cries tears of joy while looking at the hall of arts. Then, during the song Goodbye Atlantis, a few tears stream down his face.
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98
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"What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?" (tr • ga)
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He ironically cries as he is trying to tell everyone the last time he saw SpongeBob and then starts laughing after saying he would have slammed the door on his face even harder. He then cries in excitement after Mr. Krabs gives him the egg.
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99a
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"The Two Faces of Squidward" (tr • ga)
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He tears up when he tells SpongeBob he wants his old life back.
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| Season 6
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103b
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"Suction Cup Symphony" (tr • ga)
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He breaks down sobbing after Patrick's screaming caused his rainbow to melt and make a mess on the floor.
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107a
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"Giant Squidward" (tr • ga)
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He cries hysterically after he picks SpongeBob and Patrick out of his belly button, because they ruined his life, and Squidward's giant tears splash onto the ground. He later cries again after shrinking back to his regular size playing his giant clarinet, realizing he's now too small to play it.
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109a
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"Boating Buddies" (tr • ga)
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He cries after seeing SpongeBob at Mrs. Puff's Boating School.
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115b
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"Cephalopod Lodge" (tr • ga)
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He cries after SpongeBob and Patrick tell him he can never set foot in the lodge again.
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123-124
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"Truth or Square" (tr • ga)
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He cries after thinking he, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs will never get out of the air ducts. Later, he, Mr. Krabs, and Patrick all cry before SpongeBob comes up with a plan to break through the air duct, and get all 3 of them out.
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| Season 7
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127a
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"Tentacle-Vision" (tr • ga)
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He cries after his show is ruined by Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Pearl, and Plankton.
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131a
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"Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful" (tr • ga)
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He cries after he realizes that he won't get a statue of him in Bikini Bottom because he cannot get rid of the garbage.
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136a
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"A Day Without Tears" (tr • ga)
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At the end of the episode, he cries after he lost his bet to SpongeBob.
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145b
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"Enchanted Tiki Dreams" (tr • ga)
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He first cries in pain after Patrick stings him with the electric eel. He then hides underneath his chair, depressed, and weeps after not getting any relaxing time. He later cries after Patrick accidentally destroys his world.
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146a
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"The Abrasive Side" (tr • ga)
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He cries tears of joy after SpongeBob's abrasive side refuses to hang out with him.
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| Season 8
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| File:TBA.png
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153a
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"Accidents Will Happen" (tr • ga)
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TBA
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154a
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"Drive Thru" (tr • ga)
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He cries in excruciating pain after a megaphone is blasted loudly into his ear, causing it to hurt.
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158a
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"Sweet and Sour Squid" (tr • ga)
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Plankton notices that he drops to his knees, crying, though his telescope.
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158b
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"The Googly Artiste" (tr • ga)
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At the end of the episode, he cries after Patrick says that he probably won't be a artist like him and the Krabby Patty needs more glitter.
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165b
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"Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom" (tr • ga)
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He cries after he and SpongeBob get kicked out of the Kelpy G concert. He later cries as he begs Milo J. Fingerfish to let him see Kelpy G.
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| File:Bubble Trouble 041.5.jpg
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166a
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"Bubble Troubles" (tr • ga)
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He cries after he accidentally cuts off his bonsai.
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169a
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"Are You Happy Now?" (tr • ga)
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He cries with SpongeBob when he thinks he doesn't have a happiest memory.
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172a
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"Face Freeze!" (tr • ga)
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He cries after his face gets frozen.
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176b
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"Chum Fricassee" (tr • ga)
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He cries with Plankton after the Chum Bucket gets destroyed and he doesn't have any more fans.
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178
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"Hello Bikini Bottom!" (tr • ga)
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He tears up during the "Never Give Up" song.
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| Season 9
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181b
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"Squid Baby" (tr • ga)
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He first cries a lot at SpongeBob's house, tiring SpongeBob and Patrick. He later cries at the Krusty Krab after the cash register slams him on the face. He then cries after a barrel hits him on the head.
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| File:The Fish Bowl 196.png
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196a
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"The Fish Bowl" (tr • ga)
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At the end of the episode, he cries when there's no ice cream left in SpongeBob's house.
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| File:Mutiny on the Krusty 185.png
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204a
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"Mutiny on the Krusty" (tr • ga)
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He runs back to the Krusty Krab, crying, after a monster spits him out.
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| Season 10
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206b
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"Code Yellow" (tr • ga)
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He cries in horror and begs SpongeBob to stop because he doesn't want to change his nose anymore.
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| File:Lost and Found 200.png
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213b
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"Lost and Found" (tr • ga)
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At the end of the episode, he bawls uncontrollably when he's lost in the lost world in the Lost and Found.
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| Season 11
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| File:The Clam Whisperer 056.png
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216b
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"The Clam Whisperer" (tr • ga)
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He sobs hysterically because he thinks he'll never be clean again after the clams poop on Squidward.
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| File:Bunny Hunt 028.png
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223b
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"Bunny Hunt" (tr • ga)
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He cries after his Roast à la Squidward got burned. He later cries as he holds a funeral for his vegetable garden.
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| Season 12
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253b
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"Biddy Sitting" (tr • ga)
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He cries like a baby after SpongeBob and Patrick dress him like a baby.
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256a
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"SpongeBob in RandomLand" (tr • ga)
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He breaks down crying in horror because he thinks he and SpongeBob are doomed to live in RandomLand, and that no one has ever returned.
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| File:Pat Hearts Squid 200.png
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260b
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"Pat Hearts Squid" (tr • ga)
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At the end of the episode, he cries when he's forced to live in SpongeBob's house with SpongeBob and Patrick.
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| Season 13
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269b
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"Squidward's Sick Daze" (tr • ga)
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He drops to his knees and cries as he begs Mr. Krabs to allow him to go back to work.
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277b
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"Plane to Sea" (tr • ga)
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He bursts into tears after not getting any sleep on the plane due to SpongeBob and Patrick's antics.
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287b
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"Mandatory Music" (tr • ga)
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He bursts into tears after he tells SpongeBob that he'll never play music again and that he doesn't have any thumbs. Later, at the end of the episode, he happily wipes a tear from his eye.
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| File:Swimming Fools 164.png
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291a
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"Swimming Fools" (tr • ga)
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He cries after he admits to SpongeBob that he's jealous of the pool.
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| File:Big Top Flop 107.png
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293a
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"Big Top Flop" (tr • ga)
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He sheds a tear during his sad clown act.
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| Season 14
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295b
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"SpongeChovy" (tr • ga)
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At the end of the episode, he tears up because he turned into a faux-chovy.
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| File:BassWard 131.png
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296a
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"BassWard" (tr • ga)
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He and Bubble Bass burst into tears after the receptionist tells them that they missed their reservations and their rooms were given away.
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| Season 15
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| File:TBA.png
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311b
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"Stuck in an Elevator" (tr • ga)
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He hysterically cries when SpongeBob and Patrick go to library jail with him.
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